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Fun Ways To Order A Pizza

Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.

Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that.

When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza.

Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade.

Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders.

Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'

Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond.

nice stuff stocktrader! congrats :)
your new program looks great!

12 post to go i guess

When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

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When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?"

wtf? :1orglaugh

When you've given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math."

Birthdays were the worst days, now we sippin champagne when we thirrrrrstyy

Order a one-inch pizza.

am i the next winner

once again, congrats and nice stuf... hopefully this'll be reply 100 :)

dammit... missed it again

sneaky fuckers hiding until it gets close :1orglaugh
I'm out for the night
peace! :winkwink:

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Originally posted by psyko514
once again, congrats and nice stuf... hopefully this'll be reply 100 :)

You are one contest winning sucker. Email me man! [email protected]

No screenshot necessary. :glugglug

congrats hun, your stuff looks great! best of luck with it.. i know i will be contacting ya for some stuff :)

congrats psyko514
:thumbsup

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Originally posted by NaughtyJenn
congrats hun, your stuff looks great! best of luck with it.. i know i will be contacting ya for some stuff :)

Thanks Jenn, your "stuff" looks great as well. :1orglaugh

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

Thanks Jenn, your "stuff" looks great as well. :1orglaugh

ive been a busy girl :) but wanted to wish you all the best with this!

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Originally posted by NaughtyJenn

ive been a busy girl :) but wanted to wish you all the best with this!

Thanks and I noticed how busy you were. "It came" :glugglug

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Thanks Jenn, your "stuff" looks great as well. :1orglaugh

lol... :glugglug

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
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good choice on the hosting

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good choice on the hosting

No doubt, nothing but good things to say about phatservers.

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No doubt, nothing but good things to say about phatservers.

i agree 100%
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Congrats on the 10k and the site looks great Stock :thumbsup

a well deserved bump :)

Congrats on your 10K, and welcome back :)

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