maybe he's very well endowed and needs a lense that can reflect that. lol

any relation?

http://www.taiga.com/~paul/sam.jpg

12,000mm by the looks of it. it's an old picture, thank god these things have come down in size, but they still come w/ 2 carry handles and a price tag of 15,000+

That is Bin Ladden in disguise and is planning a portable nuclear launch against the losing team. :Graucho