Australian rules football. Player suspended for sticking is finger up players asses?

[pornjudge]

LOL, I was watching sports highlights last night & they were saying that a player from Australian rules football got suspended for sticking is finger up opponents asses on the pitch. Is this a fuckin joke or its a true story...

[Ash@phpFX]

i havent heard about it, and cant see it on www.afl.com.au

btw this isnt the best time to be posting threads for aussies, its between 1:30 and 4:30 am here

[CamChicks]

suspended . . . for using the wrong finger

[pornjudge]

Originally posted by asher
i havent heard about it, and cant see it on www.afl.com.au

btw this isnt the best time to be posting threads for aussies, its between 1:30 and 4:30 am here

This could be it:

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/showth...hreadid=101898

[haddict]

I believe your talking about Rugby not AFL. There was an incident that happened last year where a polynesian player did this to put off his opponents.

...I believe he was just exporing his sexuality.

[polish_aristocrat]

Originally posted by pornjudge
LOL, I was watching sports highlights last night & they were saying that a player from Australian rules football got suspended for sticking is finger up opponents asses on the pitch. Is this a fuckin joke or its a true story...

since when lil2rich4u2 plays football?

[pornjudge]

Originally posted by haddict
I believe your talking about Rugby not AFL. There was an incident that happened last year where a polynesian player did this to put off his opponents.

...I believe he was just exporing his sexuality.

It was in Australia & it happen recently. It was on sportsnet sports highlights last night, they did not want to show the highlights due to its obscenity but they explained how the player got suspended by sticking is finger up 4-5 players butt on the field I will try to find which league this was in Australia

[Anna_O]

Originally posted by pornjudge


It was in Australia & it happen recently. It was on sportsnet sports highlights last night, they did not want to show the highlights due to its obscenity but they explained how the player got suspended by sticking is finger up 4-5 players butt on the field I will try to find which league this was in Australia

Luckily he still wore his cup...

[haddict]

Australian Rugby league and it happened quite awhile ago. He did it about 3 times in that one game. He used this finger:

[Evil1]

I dont understand, wouldnt he be beaten down on the very 1st guys ass or is this what australians are into?

[Anna_O]

Originally posted by Evil1
I dont understand, wouldnt he be beaten down on the very 1st guys ass or is this what australians are into?

LOL say that to an Australian face to face

[pornjudge]

Originally posted by haddict
Australian Rugby league and it happened quite awhile ago. He did it about 3 times in that one game. He used this finger:

Thts what I am talking about, do you know which league in Australia

[haddict]

Originally posted by pornjudge


Thts what I am talking about, do you know which league in Australia

Umm we have a league code in Australia called ARL ... which is Australian Rugby League.

[pornjudge]

Originally posted by haddict


Umm we have a league code in Australia called ARL ... which is Australian Rugby League.

http://www.nrl.com.au/fanzone/login....nto=tipsladder

Now which team was it & which player getting closer...

[swedguy]

Originally posted by Evil1
I dont understand, wouldnt he be beaten down on the very 1st guys ass or is this what australians are into?

Evil1
Search engine rapist

Registered: Mar 2002
Location: yeranus

I suppose you're in it too

[haddict]

All I remember was the player was polynesian. As I mentioned it happened ages ago.. I haven't heard of a recent occurance. TOPA WATU I believe his name was.

[Krille]

what some people will do to win...

[Evil1]

Originally posted by Anna_O


LOL say that to an Australian face to face

Uhm, ok, bring me an austrailian.

[haddict]

Originally posted by pornjudge


http://www.nrl.com.au/fanzone/login....nto=tipsladder

Now which team was it & which player getting closer...

Here Ya Go:

"Controversial Wests Tigers winger John Hopoate has been suspended for 12 weeks after being found guilty by the NRL Judiciary of poking his fingers up the anuses of three North Queensland players.

Accused of one of the most bizarre charges in the history of rugby league, or sport in general for that matter of fact, Hopoate was officially found guilty of 'unsportsmanlike interference'.

On the evidence of video footage and the damning testimony from the three Cowboys players, Hopoate was always likely to be found guilty. The length of his sentence seen as the only contentious matter.

In the end the NRL Judiciary had little trouble differentiating between a "wedgie", a "finger up the arse" and the area between the "arse and the nuts" before finding Hopoate guilty.

NRL judiciary commissioner Jim Hall described Hopoate's case as the worst he had experienced in his 45-year involvement in rugby league.

"I've never come across a more disgusting allegation than I've had to deal with now," he said.

Hopoate, 27, was found guilty on three separate counts of deliberately sticking his fingers up the anuses of Peter Jones, Paul Bowman and Glenn Morrison in Saturday night's match at Dairy Farmers Stadium.

Hopoate, a former Australian Test winger, insisted he was merely trying to give Jones and Morrison a wedgie in order to perform a quick play-the-ball and that he did not stick his finger up Bowman's anus.

Asked by his consel Bernie Gross QC where he was directing his finger at Bowman, the Cowboys captain, Hopoate replied: "Between his arse and his nuts".

Hopoate maintained he did nothing wrong in administering the wedgies and went on to say: "I'm a great believer in what happens on the field should stay there."

Asked to describe what a wedgie felt like, the Tigers winger replied: "You get a burning sensation. Your undies are getting reefed up your arse."

Hopoate's defence counsel contended to Jones that his client had merely administered a "wedgie" on the Cowboy in the seventh minute of the match.

"It wasn't a wedgie. That's when your pants are pulled up your arse. I think I know the difference between a wedgie and someone sticking their finger up my bum," said Jones, admitting that while both acts caused discomfort, they caused different sensations and he could differentiate between the two.

Jones claimed he hadn't provoked Hopoate and that afterwards he immediately expressed his "disgust" and gave the Tongan international a push.

Bowman said after tackling Hopoate in the 17th minute, he stood over the winger and "that's when I felt fingers outside my shorts pushing up my arse".

"There was pressure there. I know he wasn't doing it accidentally. He was definitely pushing.

"I was disgusted. I couldn't believe it. I know it's a tough game, but there's no room for that."

Gross argued that Bowman had been excessive in trying to slow Hopoate from playing the ball by grabbing the North Queensland captain's leg.

But Bowman maintained that "if he (Hopoate) was a man, he wouldn't do that".

When pressed by Gross, Bowman became angry and asked the QC: "If I held your leg, would that give you the right to put your finger up my arse?"

Morrison testified he was caused pain by Hopoate's action.

"Hopoate was trying to pick my arse. It's not a thing that I wanted to happen and it's not a pleasant thing," Morrison said.

Tigers coach Terry Lamb, who has played 349 first grade games, said it was resonably common to be touched in the region of the testicles.

In directing the panel before making a verdict, NRL judiciary chairman Greg Woods told the former players not be swayed by their "feeling of revulsion or distaste".

Gross pre-empted a guilty verdict would cause Hopoate "disgrace and embarrassment".

After the hearing, Wests Tigers chairman John Chalk said the club would appeal against the ruling.

The hearing also made headlines in London.

Under the headline "The sickest thing in sport? RL star is accused of going up and under with fingers", tabloid newspaper The Mirror compared the allegations against the rugby league player with boxer Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear.

"There was Vinnie Jones's infamous grab at Paul Gascoigne. Mike Tyson got in on the act by biting a chunk out of Evander Holyfield's ear. But sport can rarely have had such a bizarre charge as that levelled at rugby league hard man John Hopoate," the paper said.

"The Wests Tigers star has been cited for "conduct unbecoming" after allegedly persistently sticking his fingers up opponents' backsides while making tackles."

Liberal broadsheet The Guardian also reported the claims.

John Hopoate's judiciary wrap:

Date: 13/3/98
Match: Manly v Brisbane at ANZ Stadium
Charge: Contrary conduct (Dissent), sent off during match
Plea: Not guilty
Finding: Guilty
Suspension: Two matches

Date: 9/6/00
Match: Wests Tigers v St George Illawarra at Campbelltown Stadium
Charge: Grade two contrary conduct, sent off during match
Plea: Not Guilty
Finding: Guilty
Suspension: Two matches

Date: 29/7/00
Match: Wests Tigers v Melbourne at Leichhardt Oval
Charge: Misconduct - 10 incidents referred to judiciary
Finding: Guilty on four counts
Suspension: Three matches

Date: 26/3/01
Match: Wests Tigers v North Queensland at Dairy Farmers Stadium
Charge: Grade one striking
Plea: Guilty
Suspension: No ban, points penalty only

Date: 26/3/01
Match: Wests Tigers v North Queensland at Dairy Farmers Stadium
Charge: Three of conduct contrary to true spirit of the game - referred to judiciary.
Plea: Referred to judiciary
Suspension: Twelve matches



Happy?!?!?

[mardigras]

Unlike US sports where it's OK to cop a feel, just don't go digital

[Michael O]

Aussie rules football is crazy makes most other sports look like a kindergarten trip

[pornjudge]

Originally posted by haddict




Here Ya Go:

"Controversial Wests Tigers winger John Hopoate has been suspended for 12 weeks after being found guilty by the NRL Judiciary of poking his fingers up the anuses of three North Queensland players.

Accused of one of the most bizarre charges in the history of rugby league, or sport in general for that matter of fact, Hopoate was officially found guilty of 'unsportsmanlike interference'.

On the evidence of video footage and the damning testimony from the three Cowboys players, Hopoate was always likely to be found guilty. The length of his sentence seen as the only contentious matter.

In the end the NRL Judiciary had little trouble differentiating between a "wedgie", a "finger up the arse" and the area between the "arse and the nuts" before finding Hopoate guilty.

NRL judiciary commissioner Jim Hall described Hopoate's case as the worst he had experienced in his 45-year involvement in rugby league.

"I've never come across a more disgusting allegation than I've had to deal with now," he said.

Hopoate, 27, was found guilty on three separate counts of deliberately sticking his fingers up the anuses of Peter Jones, Paul Bowman and Glenn Morrison in Saturday night's match at Dairy Farmers Stadium.

Hopoate, a former Australian Test winger, insisted he was merely trying to give Jones and Morrison a wedgie in order to perform a quick play-the-ball and that he did not stick his finger up Bowman's anus.

Asked by his consel Bernie Gross QC where he was directing his finger at Bowman, the Cowboys captain, Hopoate replied: "Between his arse and his nuts".

Hopoate maintained he did nothing wrong in administering the wedgies and went on to say: "I'm a great believer in what happens on the field should stay there."

Asked to describe what a wedgie felt like, the Tigers winger replied: "You get a burning sensation. Your undies are getting reefed up your arse."

Hopoate's defence counsel contended to Jones that his client had merely administered a "wedgie" on the Cowboy in the seventh minute of the match.

"It wasn't a wedgie. That's when your pants are pulled up your arse. I think I know the difference between a wedgie and someone sticking their finger up my bum," said Jones, admitting that while both acts caused discomfort, they caused different sensations and he could differentiate between the two.

Jones claimed he hadn't provoked Hopoate and that afterwards he immediately expressed his "disgust" and gave the Tongan international a push.

Bowman said after tackling Hopoate in the 17th minute, he stood over the winger and "that's when I felt fingers outside my shorts pushing up my arse".

"There was pressure there. I know he wasn't doing it accidentally. He was definitely pushing.

"I was disgusted. I couldn't believe it. I know it's a tough game, but there's no room for that."

Gross argued that Bowman had been excessive in trying to slow Hopoate from playing the ball by grabbing the North Queensland captain's leg.

But Bowman maintained that "if he (Hopoate) was a man, he wouldn't do that".

When pressed by Gross, Bowman became angry and asked the QC: "If I held your leg, would that give you the right to put your finger up my arse?"

Morrison testified he was caused pain by Hopoate's action.

"Hopoate was trying to pick my arse. It's not a thing that I wanted to happen and it's not a pleasant thing," Morrison said.

Tigers coach Terry Lamb, who has played 349 first grade games, said it was resonably common to be touched in the region of the testicles.

In directing the panel before making a verdict, NRL judiciary chairman Greg Woods told the former players not be swayed by their "feeling of revulsion or distaste".

Gross pre-empted a guilty verdict would cause Hopoate "disgrace and embarrassment".

After the hearing, Wests Tigers chairman John Chalk said the club would appeal against the ruling.

The hearing also made headlines in London.

Under the headline "The sickest thing in sport? RL star is accused of going up and under with fingers", tabloid newspaper The Mirror compared the allegations against the rugby league player with boxer Mike Tyson biting Evander Holyfield's ear.

"There was Vinnie Jones's infamous grab at Paul Gascoigne. Mike Tyson got in on the act by biting a chunk out of Evander Holyfield's ear. But sport can rarely have had such a bizarre charge as that levelled at rugby league hard man John Hopoate," the paper said.

"The Wests Tigers star has been cited for "conduct unbecoming" after allegedly persistently sticking his fingers up opponents' backsides while making tackles."

Liberal broadsheet The Guardian also reported the claims.

John Hopoate's judiciary wrap:

Date: 13/3/98
Match: Manly v Brisbane at ANZ Stadium
Charge: Contrary conduct (Dissent), sent off during match
Plea: Not guilty
Finding: Guilty
Suspension: Two matches

Date: 9/6/00
Match: Wests Tigers v St George Illawarra at Campbelltown Stadium
Charge: Grade two contrary conduct, sent off during match
Plea: Not Guilty
Finding: Guilty
Suspension: Two matches

Date: 29/7/00
Match: Wests Tigers v Melbourne at Leichhardt Oval
Charge: Misconduct - 10 incidents referred to judiciary
Finding: Guilty on four counts
Suspension: Three matches

Date: 26/3/01
Match: Wests Tigers v North Queensland at Dairy Farmers Stadium
Charge: Grade one striking
Plea: Guilty
Suspension: No ban, points penalty only

Date: 26/3/01
Match: Wests Tigers v North Queensland at Dairy Farmers Stadium
Charge: Three of conduct contrary to true spirit of the game - referred to judiciary.
Plea: Referred to judiciary
Suspension: Twelve matches



Happy?!?!?

Yepp thx.... here is more, yepp this happened a while back:
http://www.nightcharm.com/habituals/sporn/fingering/

WTF why would sportsnet mention this 3 years after the event.

[haddict]

I think because the trial concluded last week

[dunefield]

hahaha... yeah that news about a guy sticking his finger up a players arse was on the news a while back...

[WebDork]

Rugby League - and he was a Kiwi...

[BRISK]

Aussies love a good finger up the bum

[haddict]

Originally posted by WebDork
Rugby League - and he was a Kiwi...

EXACTLY! Says it all..

[mule]

Originally posted by Keyser Soze
Aussie rules football is crazy makes most other sports look like a kindergarten trip

It's not Aussie rules football, it's rugby

[tbabe]

Originally posted by BRISK
Aussies love a good finger up the bum

LOL apparently not as much as we thought

[Fletch XXX]

Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

since when lil2rich4u2 plays football?

[spooky181]

The amazing thing about it is that he is a high profile player, and not some hack..