Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?:1orglaugh

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Give him/her $100 and say:

"Here, take this and drink until I look beautiful"

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My sperm will look great wearing your tonsils

HI :glugglug

So how did your friend do on the pickup?

Let us know how this thing turns out.

'Scuse me? Do you mind if I push in your stool?

Hi

That shirt looks very becoming on you... but if I were that shirt, I'd be cumming on you too

I stand in a bar looking sad and when some babe comes over and asks me whats wrong, I tell her that I have to have surgery in a couple days-
When they ask what kind of surgery, I tell them its penis reduction surgery, but that I'm having second thoughts about it and wish I could get a second opinion.
This gets the dumb twats laughing and some will volunteer to give you their opinion.
I have used this a half dozen times sucessfully-
Try it and if it works, feel free to Paypal me $5.00
( This will not work if you have a small dick )

we are picking one on Sat afternoon and he is going to try it at a club called " white lotus " in LA :-) will try to video that shit...shoudl be funny...will let you guys know which one he will pick Sat afternoon...

keep it coming .... thanks!

GUY: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl:"No!"
GUY:"No, I SAID you look FAT in those PANTS!"

Raffi, don't foreget to let me know what time you're going, because I want to see you cousin get his butt kicked
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sounds interesting...


lol

that's a good one :winkwink:

"I'm sorry, but uh....do you come in six-packs? 'Cause if you do, I'll run to the stores strait away!"

ok guys, was a short night...just got home from a club in LA with a friend and we decided he try a few simple lines from the different boards and we picked this one by Oracle Porn from this board. This actually happened... i tried to video tape it but came out way to dark and way to loud...couldn't hear or see anything. Anyways, when he used this line " Hi, whats your name? You are cute... " she actually smiled and keep talking to him...we stood by the bar for about 1 hour as he was talking to her and we were all just enjoying our drinks. After a while we sort of seperated and later that night, i found out that he got her number!!! Nice....i guess being normal and kind works...

I am still sending you a Dirty Road Trips - Volume 1 " Naughty Neighbors " produced by AdultLounge Productions, Inc.

Please e-mail me your full name and address to ship..

Thank you
Raffi

the shy guy you are talking about was Juicy, here's the proof:
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