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eroswebmaster · 02-24-2004, 10:55 PM

Okay I'll share one.

We used to sneak into empty houses and play hide and go seek, smoke cigs etc.

I was 8 or 9 years old and the smallest of the group which consisted of my older sister and her friends.

Anyway this one two story house they would lift me up through this window on the side that went into the kitchen area.

We had been hanging in this house onand off all summer.

Well we opened the window and they lifted me up and started to push me thruogh the window.

I knew right away something wasn't right when I landed on a dining room table.

I looked over to the living room and someone had moved in and a t.v. was on and I could hear water running from upstairs so I assumed they were in the shower.

Needless to say we booked it outta there asap.

kristin · 02-24-2004, 10:57 PM

I decided to see if I could ride my bike up the street with my eyes closed, yeah, smart move. I smashed into the back of a parked car and flipped onto it. Well there were apartments across the street and someone had seen it and comes out and says "Your Anna's granddaughter." I said yes, minutes later my Grandmother comes running down the street screaming "Kristin, Kristin."

eroswebmaster · 02-24-2004, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by kristin
I decided to see if I could ride my bike up the street with my eyes closed, yeah, smart move. I smashed into the back of a parked car and flipped onto it. Well there were apartments across the street and someone had seen it and comes out and says "Your Anna's granddaughter." I said yes, minutes later my Grandmother comes running down the street screaming "Kristin, Kristin."

When it came to bikes...I was always the guinea pig for my brother and sister's ideas.

I had never ridden a bike in my life and they stuck me on one of theirs and pushed me down a hill...what fun!

02-24-2004, 10:55 PM	#1
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	True Funny Childhood Stories Okay I'll share one. We used to sneak into empty houses and play hide and go seek, smoke cigs etc. I was 8 or 9 years old and the smallest of the group which consisted of my older sister and her friends. Anyway this one two story house they would lift me up through this window on the side that went into the kitchen area. We had been hanging in this house onand off all summer. Well we opened the window and they lifted me up and started to push me thruogh the window. I knew right away something wasn't right when I landed on a dining room table. I looked over to the living room and someone had moved in and a t.v. was on and I could hear water running from upstairs so I assumed they were in the shower. Needless to say we booked it outta there asap. __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details

02-24-2004, 10:57 PM	#2
kristin GOO! Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Back Home : ) Posts: 9,768	I decided to see if I could ride my bike up the street with my eyes closed, yeah, smart move. I smashed into the back of a parked car and flipped onto it. Well there were apartments across the street and someone had seen it and comes out and says "Your Anna's granddaughter." I said yes, minutes later my Grandmother comes running down the street screaming "Kristin, Kristin." __________________ Vacares rules. "Usually only fat guys have the kind of knowledge and ability that Kristin has."