What boring/routine/hard webmaster tasks would you like to pay someone to do 4 you? - GoFuckYourself.com

$5 submissions · 02-23-2004, 05:03 AM

Besides design, that is.

Digipimp · 02-23-2004, 05:04 AM

Make me money.

MadCap · 02-23-2004, 05:04 AM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
Make me money.

Ill go with that

Manowar · 02-23-2004, 05:05 AM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
Make me money.

thats would be a pretty popular one

$5 submissions · 02-23-2004, 05:06 AM

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Originally posted by Digipimp
Make me money.

Yes. Maybe by reducing your labor overhead or freeing up your time so you can finetune and optimize your business, you can make more money.

But which specific tasks?

Rorschach · 02-23-2004, 05:07 AM

I'd like someone to make me cups of coffee and periodically suck me off under the desk, so I don't have to waste time jacking off.

hova · 02-23-2004, 05:07 AM

make $$$, posting here

Digipimp · 02-23-2004, 05:07 AM

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Originally posted by $5 submissions

Yes. Maybe by reducing your labor overhead or freeing up your time so you can finetune and optimize your business, you can make more money.

But which specific tasks?

For me personally I might be into avs, toplist and linklist submissions. Fuck TGP.

$5 submissions · 02-23-2004, 05:10 AM

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For me personally I might be into avs, toplist and linklist submissions. Fuck TGP.

Interesting.... Toplists.

There's many ways to make money off TGPs than just submitting galleries. Running a TGP (a whole network) could be quite lucrative.

$5 submissions · 02-23-2004, 05:11 AM

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Originally posted by Rorschach
I'd like someone to make me cups of coffee and periodically suck me off under the desk, so I don't have to waste time jacking off.

Good answer.

Vinson vs. Meritor Savings put an end to such practices

Robertf · 02-23-2004, 05:11 AM

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Originally posted by $5 submissions
Besides design, that is.

taking care of my kids .. and hit their mother once in a while ... what will that cost me ?

Digipimp · 02-23-2004, 05:12 AM

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Interesting.... Toplists.

There's many ways to make money off TGPs than just submitting galleries. Running a TGP (a whole network) could be quite lucrative.

Yeah but I don't fuck with tgp because it's shitty and giving away free porn is only fucking up the industry.

Rorschach · 02-23-2004, 05:12 AM

Here's a question $5 - you've got all this cheap labour, why don't you just employ them all to crank out stuff for you all day rather than selling your workers' labour for $5 an hour or whatever it is?

$5 submissions · 02-23-2004, 05:14 AM

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Originally posted by Rorschach
Here's a question $5 - you've got all this cheap labour, why don't you just employ them all to crank out stuff for you all day rather than selling your workers' labour for $5 an hour or whatever it is?

I already do.

Rorschach · 02-23-2004, 05:16 AM

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I already do.

Yeah but why have they got enough free time for you to be able to whore them out for $5 an hour? Not attacking, just curious - if I had an army of worker bees I could always find something for them to be doing.

MadCap · 02-23-2004, 05:17 AM

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Originally posted by Rorschach
I'd like someone to make me cups of coffee and periodically suck me off under the desk, so I don't have to waste time jacking off.

Oh yeah I forgot to add that

$5 submissions · 02-23-2004, 05:18 AM

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Originally posted by Rorschach

Yeah but why have they got enough free time for you to be able to whore them out for $5 an hour? Not attacking, just curious - if I had an army of worker bees I could always find something for them to be doing.

Just excess labor for outside jobs and am still expanding. Just hired 4 people today.

We also offer a wide range of services from writing, to analysis, to promotions, to form submissions.

$5 submissions · 02-23-2004, 05:23 AM

Any more tasks out there that is too expensive to do in your locale?

Trax · 02-23-2004, 05:25 AM

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Any more tasks out there that is too expensive to do in your locale?

watermark movies
make screencaps from movies

Trax · 02-23-2004, 05:27 AM

oh yeah
and members area updates

Trax · 02-23-2004, 05:28 AM

im having a run here lol
need someone to create freesites too

$5 submissions · 02-23-2004, 05:28 AM

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oh yeah
and members area updates

Script?

maxjohan · 02-23-2004, 05:29 AM

SEO

Trax · 02-23-2004, 05:30 AM

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Script?

no
throw together the content
upload it
update the database (with the script)
and post the news

something like that
the job i am doing right now lol

$5 submissions · 02-23-2004, 05:34 AM

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SEO

Will cranking out article heavy pages that hit your keyword qualify under this?

PrivateIvy · 02-23-2004, 06:38 AM

I have a boring and simple but time consuming, one that I just don't have time for..... One of the sites I took over had its members area in a mess....thumbnails were actually the full image, slow loading and galleries a mess, with image filesizes crazily huge, so it loads slow as hell.

All the galleries have to redone, and images resized, then reuploaded to the server in replacement, also new thumbs made for the index page of each content section....

Boring, simple and just not something I'm enthused about

Ivy

Reak · 02-23-2004, 06:44 AM

Making Free Hosted Galleries ready & Writing promo texts

If you're intrested you know my ICQ

Trax · 02-23-2004, 06:47 AM

how about crop images and put them into a gallery template

Herb Kornfield · 02-23-2004, 06:56 AM

1. Make coffee for me and turn the heat on in the office since the crew turned it off the night before and you sit here freezing your balls off for the 1st hour til it warms up.

2. Get my galleries on the hun / worldsex / al4a at top position each day by matter of using your charm and not costing any money to the organization.

3. Get the organizations conversions to 1:1 on all traffic.

4. Pickup my wife from work each day, take her shopping, carry all her bags / jackets / coats and listen to her bitch about how I am working all time with my imaginary friends.

5. See 4.

6. Get 100% of all adult internet traffic directed at my sites.

If you can accomplish those goals, hit me on ICQ anytime.

strobi · 02-23-2004, 07:00 AM

gallery reviewing?

Rick Latona · 02-23-2004, 07:17 AM

Video editing, watermarking and encoding.

Maximillion · 02-23-2004, 08:02 AM

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4. Pickup my wife from work each day, take her shopping, carry all her bags / jackets / coats and listen to her bitch about how I am working all time with my imaginary friends.

Does she at least buy that shit with the money she makes herself?

Ash@phpFX · 02-23-2004, 08:07 AM

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how about crop images and put them into a gallery template

definately!

69adulthost · 02-23-2004, 08:12 AM

I would like someone to sit under my desk and lick my pussy all day. I don't do it myself because I can't !

Butt I often think how nice it would be if I had someone to do that.

Lisa X

Herb Kornfield · 02-23-2004, 08:14 AM

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Does she at least buy that shit with the money she makes herself?

No....that is what I am for apparently. Her cash is her cash, my cash is her cash as many married men can attest to.

Herb Kornfield · 02-23-2004, 08:15 AM

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Originally posted by Maximillion

Does she at least buy that shit with the money she makes herself?

No....that is what I am for apparently. Her cash is her cash, my cash is her cash as many married men can attest to.

Nysus · 02-23-2004, 09:26 AM

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I would like someone to sit under my desk and lick my pussy all day. I don't do it myself because I can't !

Butt I often think how nice it would be if I had someone to do that.

Lisa X

Not to be rude, but if you're hot I'm sure you could find quite a few guys to do that. I'd consider doing it if I liked what I saw.

Cheers,
Matt

$5 submissions · 02-23-2004, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by Trax
how about crop images and put them into a gallery template

We can do that. I've hired more people we should have more video capacity soon.

$5 submissions · 02-23-2004, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by 69adulthost
I would like someone to sit under my desk and lick my pussy all day. I don't do it myself because I can't !

Butt I often think how nice it would be if I had someone to do that.

Lisa X

Some things just can't be outsourced

$5 submissions · 02-23-2004, 02:42 PM

Any other tasks?

rich219content · 02-23-2004, 03:04 PM

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Video editing, watermarking and encoding.

hell i will do that 24/7/365, any format in, any format out.

Sosa · 02-23-2004, 03:06 PM

Will you be open for more MGP submits?

$5 submissions · 02-23-2004, 04:48 PM

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Will you be open for more MGP submits?

Coming soon enough. Getting a new bigger office soon.

sumphatpimp · 02-23-2004, 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by 69adulthost
I would like someone to sit under my desk and lick my pussy all day. I don't do it myself because I can't !

Butt I often think how nice it would be if I had someone to do that.

Lisa X

$5 submissions · 02-23-2004, 08:00 PM

LOL

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Webmistress Pookie · 02-23-2004, 08:13 PM

review sites and galleries for my link list and tgp

Mr. Marks · 02-24-2004, 03:08 AM

Mailer subject lines

Yahoo screen names

Andreas · 02-25-2004, 04:03 AM

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Any other tasks?

Add 1000s of galleries to a database. Need to save a picture from the gallery for future thumb sizes i might use and make a description.

It's sooooo boring.

Krille · 02-25-2004, 04:06 AM

make galleries and send to you for submitting

Rask · 02-25-2004, 09:43 AM

The two most time-consuming chores I hate are picture post submissions and writing keyword-rich fantasies for my gallery tour pages.

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