What do you use for self defense? - GoFuckYourself.com

ldinternet · 02-21-2004, 08:07 PM

I know that in the UK, people aren't allowed to carry shit. Guns, knives, pepper spray, mace, tasers, stun guns, knucke dusters... all illegal to carry in public and only knives are legal to keep at home. I almost got into a fight in town yesterday with a skinhead who was whispering threats behind my back. I turned around right away, he backed off and started to act all innocent. Had I touched him, I probably would've been arrested. Also recently, a wheelchair bound 75 year old man was arrested for spraying a burglar (who was in his home at the time) with pepper spray. Self defense is a crime, the laws are just fucking ridiculous.

What do you guys carry in public, and keep at home for self defense?

PenisFace · 02-21-2004, 08:08 PM

I use my fists. Real men use fists. Pussies rely on weapons. Unless of course he had a gun, at which point I'd stab him in the eye with a pen.

Spunky · 02-21-2004, 08:08 PM

My rotties do quite well

Jarmusch · 02-21-2004, 08:09 PM

I usually carry my two fists with me.

Basic_man · 02-21-2004, 08:10 PM

My dick!! It's big enough!

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greentea · 02-21-2004, 08:10 PM

I carry a 357 S&W in my truck and on me most times. For home i have that and S&W 45 sitting in my desk.

kenny · 02-21-2004, 08:11 PM

PenisFace · 02-21-2004, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by greentea
I carry a 357 S&W in my truck and on me most times. For home i have that and S&W 45 sitting in my desk.

Pussy.

Just fuckin with you

greentea · 02-21-2004, 08:14 PM

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Originally posted by PenisFace

Pussy.

Just fuckin with you

hahaha

YOU GOT TO LOVE THE SOUTH!!

Lonny · 02-21-2004, 08:16 PM

my fist or a broken bottle what evers convenient .

TheJimmy · 02-21-2004, 08:17 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
My rotties do quite well

yup, got a few of those myself....and a few guns...favorites being my sig229 and the p14-45...

however, anything that's pointy and hard will do find in a pinch, including a thumb...

greentea · 02-21-2004, 08:17 PM

Well we all know this is going to turn into a post a pic of your gun thread. Ill take some snaps of the 357 in a few

OG LennyT · 02-21-2004, 08:23 PM

357 in the nightstand

ldinternet · 02-21-2004, 08:29 PM

Fists are nice for self defense... lethal weapons if you know how to use them properly.

However... I do honestly believe that if an intruder comes into my home, they endanger my girlfriend and children, and that means their ass becomes my property. That said, it's a question of what's worse. Stabbing in the head/chest is above and beyond getting into a fist fight (where they will be walking the streets again in 24hrs).

greentea · 02-21-2004, 08:33 PM

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Originally posted by ldinternet
Fists are nice for self defense... lethal weapons if you know how to use them properly.

However... I do honestly believe that if an intruder comes into my home, they endanger my girlfriend and children, and that means their ass becomes my property. That said, it's a question of what's worse. I'd rather stab an intruder in the head/chest than get into a fist fight (where they will be walking the streets again in 24hrs).

If only it were legal to use force in your own home.

State of florida says if there is intruder in your house you can use ANY means necessary to deal with it. Ill say it again, this is why I love the south. The uk laws suck, but there still things you can get for home defense, a good dog being a start.

I wouldent even think of getting into a fist fight or a knife fight with an intruder. One shot it's game over lights out for good, his life is over.

Shoehorn! · 02-21-2004, 08:39 PM

That's bullshit. I carry brass knuckles, I don't know if it's legal or not, I've never asked, but I figure if I get in a fight with someone I'll get arrested anyway, so I might as well fuck them up while I am at it. Fights aren't fun.

Jedimaster · 02-21-2004, 08:40 PM

your most powerful weapon is your mind.

Juicy D. Links · 02-21-2004, 08:48 PM

I have a spyderco knife on me at all times. I keep a baseball in the car also

=^..^= · 02-21-2004, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea

State of florida says if there is intruder in your house you can use ANY means necessary to deal with it.

better than Australia

here is a crim breaks into your house with intention to wound or mame and trips over n breaks a leg they can sue YOU
needless to say if you take to em with a weapon first your ass is in a sling

Ic3m4nZ · 02-21-2004, 08:50 PM

I keep a baseball bat in my car sometimes too and that's it

DTK · 02-21-2004, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
I keep a baseball in the car also

I hope you throw 90+ with good aim

Juicy D. Links · 02-21-2004, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by DTK

I hope you throw 90+ with good aim

Shoehorn! · 02-21-2004, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by DTK

I hope you throw 90+ with good aim

HAHAHA

brand0n · 02-21-2004, 08:58 PM

what ever handy. i dont get into fights, i normally can talk people down and make them understand that fighting isnt going to do eather of us any good

unless ofcourse i have to bash em with a beer bottle. i firmly belive the only fair fight is in a ring, anything out side of that is all out. a beer bottle, a pool stick, glass ashtray what ever works.

Micah - Drizunk · 02-21-2004, 08:59 PM

what i use depends on the mood.

69pornlinks · 02-21-2004, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by PenisFace
I use my fists. Real men use fists. Pussies rely on weapons. Unless of course he had a gun, at which point I'd stab him in the eye with a pen.

lol

Catalinas · 02-21-2004, 09:18 PM

I'm working on my blue belt in Karate.. I seem to be really catching on : ) I'm not ascared a you! LOL

Catalina

MadCap · 02-21-2004, 09:18 PM

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Originally posted by greentea
Well we all know this is going to turn into a post a pic of your gun thread. Ill take some snaps of the 357 in a few

Thats a ruger right i got the P90 45

greentea · 02-21-2004, 09:20 PM

MadCap,

It's a Smith&Wesson 4516 (45)

Nas7782 · 02-21-2004, 09:25 PM

My fist.

dunefield · 02-21-2004, 09:25 PM

I want one of them tasers...

Doctor Dre · 02-21-2004, 09:26 PM

I always know people everywhere I go . If I'm in any club, I know the bouncers AND the owner ... cauz I work for every club . Except that I don't see where I could get into some beef . So I don't need shit

fuelcell · 02-21-2004, 11:11 PM

My wife "Catalina" ...lol.

She's doing really good with her karate.

JensMoviePost · 02-21-2004, 11:15 PM

I'm a good fighter, also have a knife I carry around. I've never used that knife, but I'd pull it out and stab someone if 2-3 guys tried to pick a fight with me.
If it was just 1 guy not using a weapon I'd just fight him

Mr Pheer · 02-21-2004, 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
I have a spyderco knife on me at all times. I keep a baseball in the car also

I always carry one or two... a civilian and a military model... spydero rocks

I may or may not be carrying a firearm... I'll never tell

DBS.US · 02-21-2004, 11:22 PM

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I use my fists. Real men use fists. Pussies rely on weapons.

Try hitting a crack head, they dont feel anything! Mace, knife, and a last resort a .40

WebTitan · 02-21-2004, 11:41 PM

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Originally posted by DBS.US
Try hitting a crack head, they dont feel anything! Mace, knife, and a last resort a .40

even the most fucked up crackhead can be taken down if done properly, whether they feel it or not. worse case i have a spring baton that i do carry in my car 'just in case'

ZiPxKoDe · 02-21-2004, 11:42 PM

My motherfucking knuckles pussy

Sappy · 02-21-2004, 11:46 PM

A swift kick to the junk. Then I'd run the fuck away.

wifedesigns · 02-22-2004, 12:03 AM

I carry deadly toothpicks in my purse and a cast iron skillet on my stove. Beware!

Slutty Wife

GiantGnome · 02-22-2004, 12:05 AM

if i had an intruder in the home id just wake the wife and let her nag him to death.

brizzad · 02-22-2004, 12:07 AM

beretta 9mm
knife with 8" blade
or a tazer that packs hundreds of thousands of volts

depends on what kind of day im having

kelly · 02-22-2004, 12:08 AM

Being a farmer I get to legally keep guns here in the UK

Last time I got into a bad fight was a year ago when someone who was working for me stayed over and decided to crawl into my bed and try and rape me in the middle of the night - luckily I'd taken up a bottle of wine with me and that made a very handy weapon.

Evil1 · 02-22-2004, 12:13 AM

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Originally posted by greentea
Well we all know this is going to turn into a post a pic of your gun thread. Ill take some snaps of the 357 in a few

that looks familiar...

CyberTraffic · 02-22-2004, 12:16 AM

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Originally posted by kelly
Being a farmer I get to legally keep guns here in the UK

Last time I got into a bad fight was a year ago when someone who was working for me stayed over and decided to crawl into my bed and try and rape me in the middle of the night - luckily I'd taken up a bottle of wine with me and that made a very handy weapon.

That sounds like it would be an interesting story.

greentea · 02-22-2004, 12:20 AM

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Originally posted by Evil1

that looks familiar...

S&W 9mm? Nice

twistyneck · 02-22-2004, 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by kelly
Being a farmer I get to legally keep guns here in the UK

Being a citizen, I get to legally keep guns here in the US.

vangend · 02-22-2004, 12:38 AM

I have a 38 Special, luckily never had to use it yet.

Better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have one. Quote from some place I cant remember.

I have a black belt in judo and for the past 20 years that has been more than enough to defend myself.

bhutocracy · 02-22-2004, 12:47 AM

I carry a junior baseball bat covered in plastic just on the right of the driver's side seat of my car.

02-21-2004, 08:07 PM	#1
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	What do you use for self defense? I know that in the UK, people aren't allowed to carry shit. Guns, knives, pepper spray, mace, tasers, stun guns, knucke dusters... all illegal to carry in public and only knives are legal to keep at home. I almost got into a fight in town yesterday with a skinhead who was whispering threats behind my back. I turned around right away, he backed off and started to act all innocent. Had I touched him, I probably would've been arrested. Also recently, a wheelchair bound 75 year old man was arrested for spraying a burglar (who was in his home at the time) with pepper spray. Self defense is a crime, the laws are just fucking ridiculous. What do you guys carry in public, and keep at home for self defense?

02-21-2004, 08:08 PM	#2
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02-21-2004, 08:29 PM	#15
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	Fists are nice for self defense... lethal weapons if you know how to use them properly. However... I do honestly believe that if an intruder comes into my home, they endanger my girlfriend and children, and that means their ass becomes my property. That said, it's a question of what's worse. Stabbing in the head/chest is above and beyond getting into a fist fight (where they will be walking the streets again in 24hrs). Last edited by ldinternet; 02-21-2004 at 08:31 PM..

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Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	That's bullshit. I carry brass knuckles, I don't know if it's legal or not, I've never asked, but I figure if I get in a fight with someone I'll get arrested anyway, so I might as well fuck them up while I am at it. Fights aren't fun. __________________

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I have a spyderco knife on me at all times. I keep a baseball in the car also

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ZiPxKoDe So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 64	My motherfucking knuckles pussy

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vangend Registered User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: South Africa Posts: 29	I have a 38 Special, luckily never had to use it yet. Better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have one. Quote from some place I cant remember. I have a black belt in judo and for the past 20 years that has been more than enough to defend myself.

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