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greentea 02-22-2004 12:48 AM

50 perpetrators

Are you armed?

Vitasoy 02-22-2004 12:52 AM

I'll use my mouse :thumbsup

JDog 02-22-2004 12:54 AM

I use my own hands, unless somebody is coming in my house and trying to steal shit, then I have fucking knives & bows and all the good old fun shit! They wanna break into my house, their gonna play my game!

jDoG

Firehorse 02-22-2004 01:07 AM

Fortunately I have never had to arm myself with a weapon. :)

Firehorse 02-22-2004 01:09 AM

Then again I do live in the southern most state in Australia.:)

m00d 02-22-2004 01:22 AM

http://www.amylaxineta.com/running.jpg
RUN

Herb Kornfield 02-22-2004 01:25 AM

Letter opener of death of course.

KRL 02-22-2004 01:36 AM

http://fort.biker.ru/rt81/sonnyb.jpg

pornkitten 02-22-2004 01:37 AM

if anyone comes on my property or my fucking home I wont give a shit about getting sued and I will feel sorry for them. I think criminals and thiefs deserve what they get if they are going to be lowlifes.. some people r evil. Even if I rightfully fucked someone up in self defense Im sure it would cost at least a few grand to get off because our system is so screwed up.

pornkitten 02-22-2004 01:39 AM

oh I forgot Id use my phone.. to call 911 and if they were still there Id do what it takes to protect myself

JD 02-22-2004 03:59 AM

9mm Hydra-shocks

erehwon 02-22-2004 04:08 AM

For the home office, its a Remington 870 with 00 Buck, and a Beretta 92F with 125 grain Speer Gold Dots.

On my person at all times, I carry an Emerson Commander, and yes I make it a point to keep sharp with these all of these tools on a fairly regular basis.

But later this year I think I might replace the Beretta for a Kimber TLE. :thumbsup

Living For Today 02-22-2004 04:15 AM

i live in a country where you dont need to carry a weapon to defend yourself because there is nothing to defend yourself against.

Marcus Aurelius 02-22-2004 04:19 AM

I try to avoid conflict, but this worlds too full of punk ass trouble makers trying to start shit with anyone to prove themeselves. I would think if the situation arose I could easily beat down most of the little shits that live here in my town with my bare hands. but when it comes to the safety of my wife I dont fuck around so when we are in the city or out late at night I keep a walther P99 and two 15 shot clips in my truck at my side.

http://www.assassins.cz/images/walth...%20p99%202.jpg

NakedBo 02-22-2004 04:35 AM

I've got pepperspray with me all the time. Spray and run like hell...:winkwink:

minaroyale 02-22-2004 05:03 AM

Knives...swords...sharp cutlery
It's my fetish.

Go figure.
http://www.minaroyale.com/PA1867382.jpg



Guns are too easy..there is a skill in working with a knife...ask Lorena Bobbit!
(ROTFL)

Mina Royale

Why 02-22-2004 05:09 AM

brass knuckles. sometimes when im out.

i have a SOG seal that i have at home and in the car, also a baseball bat at home, and a crossbow.

unitedpimps jrock 02-22-2004 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by greentea
Well we all know this is going to turn into a post a pic of your gun thread. Ill take some snaps of the 357 in a few


http://www.blunts.com/images/gun.JPG

nice that's the way to protect your ass:thumbsup

Scott McD 02-22-2004 05:22 AM

Harsh language...

greentea 02-22-2004 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by unitedpimps jrock


nice that's the way to protect your ass:thumbsup


Im always ready! for what i dont know... :)

AbulletAway 02-22-2004 12:31 PM

I used to carry guns. I don't have much faith in them. They tend to give you a false sense of security. I've had guns pulled on me before. The only time guns really scare me are when the person has one pointed at me from a distance. But in most cases it's up-close and in those cases I've had the advantage. It doesn't matter how much you practice with a gun. When the shit hits the fan you're gonna panic, you're probably gonna miss a few times and if you're lucky the other person will miss until you hit them. The best weapon is your mind. Unfortunately most people don't know how to use that properly either.

Webmasters with guns. :1orglaugh That so scares me.

Tracy 02-22-2004 12:34 PM

I have a great big dog who would kill for me.

:)

X37375787 02-22-2004 12:40 PM

http://www.spymall.com/catalog/images/brass.gif

range weapons are for pussies.

greentea 02-22-2004 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AbulletAwayGoneBad
I used to carry guns. I don't have much faith in them. They tend to give you a false sense of security. I've had guns pulled on me before. The only time guns really scare me are when the person has one pointed at me from a distance. But in most cases it's up-close and in those cases I've had the advantage. It doesn't matter how much you practice with a gun. When the shit hits the fan you're gonna panic, you're probably gonna miss a few times and if you're lucky the other person will miss until you hit them. The best weapon is your mind. Unfortunately most people don't know how to use that properly either.

Webmasters with guns. :1orglaugh That so scares me.


In a situation like that, it is killed or be killed. Panic should not set in if your trained on how to use a gun properly, Panic will either get you killed or badly injured.

I prey i dont see the day were ill have to use my gun, but im ready if that situation arises. Your "mind" cant do do shit on a person that is bent on causing you harm.

pussyluver 02-22-2004 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vangend
I have a 38 Special, luckily never had to use it yet.

Better to have a gun and not need it than to need a gun and not have one. Quote from some place I cant remember.

I have a black belt in judo and for the past 20 years that has been more than enough to defend myself.

Well put! If you don't know how to use a weapon, it can be used aginst you though.

Call me a pussy, that's ok. My g/f can beat the shit out of me. The Bill of Rights provides the right to bear arms. Something law makers in the states have lost sight of.

If the bad guy has a gun, your mini-bat isn't worth shit. Throw it at him and you're out of bullets.

It would seem in the UK or anywhere, the law only applies if you get caught and then only if the police decide to make a deal of it.

What jury in America would convit that 75 year old man (post above) four using any weapon to defend anginst an intruder? OK, maybe in CA. Seems to me some people have their heads up their asses. You know hitler banned guns to protect the people too. The bad guys will always be armed.

To the macho guys with their fists. Expalin exactly how that works aginst a 9mm bullet, Ahhh, you catch it in your teeth? Or if there are five of them and two of you.

To those that say the mind is the best weapon. Some truth there, but how does that work aginst some idiot strung out on crack?

DBS.US 02-22-2004 01:06 PM

My girlfriend loves to use ASP Key Defender Pepper Spray baton


http://www.defensedevices.com/aspkeydefender.html

Its the size and feel of a mini mag flashlight. :thumbsup

PlayGirl 02-22-2004 01:08 PM

I carry pepper spray everywhere I go :)

ModelPerfect 02-22-2004 01:54 PM

Martial arts, which are my passion, but I usually carry a knife on me, a telescoping baton in my car, and a meriad of weapons at home. I don't care how hard and long you train, there can always be a time you'll need an additional edge.

ModelPerfect 02-22-2004 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by m00d
http://www.amylaxineta.com/running.jpg
RUN

nice body! :winkwink:

Lykos 02-22-2004 03:27 PM

Guns:BangBang:

Rankings 02-22-2004 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PenisFace
I use my fists. Real men use fists. Pussies rely on weapons. Unless of course he had a gun, at which point I'd stab him in the eye with a pen.
if i have a gun, good luck with you pen

mhende6600 02-22-2004 03:35 PM

http://www.jaysknives.com/kershawmeadow/1050.jpg

Dude I carry a pocket knife every where I go, Wal-mart has them for only $28.00 bucks and you can attach them to your belt.

Ironhorse 02-22-2004 03:41 PM

Carry a big gun

http://home.planet.nl/~muhl/foto/m109a6-paladin-007.jpg

wimpy 02-22-2004 05:43 PM

I'm a black belt Shotokan style and I've taught black belts.

I like the brass nuckles. I've never thought of that before. Easier to hide and carry than nunchucks. But, any weapon can be taken away from you and used against you, so bad to rely on it. Also, most weapons need to be prepared in some way before they are ready to use, and often the critical situation is upon you instantly. Not good.

When a student of mine wants to learn for self defense reasons, I tell them this:

Even a slightly built human can hit as hard as a heavy weight's punch when they kick. That's because the muscles of the butt and thigh are huge. If you learn to harness those huge muscles you can hit very hard. My advice is to develop only one technique, and that technique is the front kick.

Learning karate is not trivial. It takes tens of thousands of repetitions just to learn one technique. But if you already work out it's easy to add what you need to your routine, and in a couple of years you'll have a kick you can use.

I can't teach you what you need to know here. Get yourself a local teacher. You don't need to take his class, just get a private lesson once a month, and have him teach the front kick every time. Then practice it every day, at least 100 repetitions. Go easy, your goal is training your muscles, not ripping your tendons.

After a few months you'll have a decent kick. Get a heavy bag and do your daily 100 on the bag. Hit it right in the sweet spot so it swings away perfectly. When it comes back down, hit it again when it's at the bottom of its arc. THAT is what will train you to kick the shit out of someone with decent timing.

ModelPerfect 02-23-2004 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wimpy
I'm a black belt Shotokan style and I've taught black belts.

I like the brass nuckles. I've never thought of that before. Easier to hide and carry than nunchucks. But, any weapon can be taken away from you and used against you, so bad to rely on it. Also, most weapons need to be prepared in some way before they are ready to use, and often the critical situation is upon you instantly. Not good.

When a student of mine wants to learn for self defense reasons, I tell them this:

Even a slightly built human can hit as hard as a heavy weight's punch when they kick. That's because the muscles of the butt and thigh are huge. If you learn to harness those huge muscles you can hit very hard. My advice is to develop only one technique, and that technique is the front kick.

Learning karate is not trivial. It takes tens of thousands of repetitions just to learn one technique. But if you already work out it's easy to add what you need to your routine, and in a couple of years you'll have a kick you can use.

I can't teach you what you need to know here. Get yourself a local teacher. You don't need to take his class, just get a private lesson once a month, and have him teach the front kick every time. Then practice it every day, at least 100 repetitions. Go easy, your goal is training your muscles, not ripping your tendons.

After a few months you'll have a decent kick. Get a heavy bag and do your daily 100 on the bag. Hit it right in the sweet spot so it swings away perfectly. When it comes back down, hit it again when it's at the bottom of its arc. THAT is what will train you to kick the shit out of someone with decent timing.

Give me a fucking break!

beergood 02-23-2004 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wimpy
I'm a black belt Shotokan style and I've taught black belts.

I like the brass nuckles. I've never thought of that before. Easier to hide and carry than nunchucks. But, any weapon can be taken away from you and used against you, so bad to rely on it. Also, most weapons need to be prepared in some way before they are ready to use, and often the critical situation is upon you instantly. Not good.

When a student of mine wants to learn for self defense reasons, I tell them this:

Even a slightly built human can hit as hard as a heavy weight's punch when they kick. That's because the muscles of the butt and thigh are huge. If you learn to harness those huge muscles you can hit very hard. My advice is to develop only one technique, and that technique is the front kick.

Learning karate is not trivial. It takes tens of thousands of repetitions just to learn one technique. But if you already work out it's easy to add what you need to your routine, and in a couple of years you'll have a kick you can use.

I can't teach you what you need to know here. Get yourself a local teacher. You don't need to take his class, just get a private lesson once a month, and have him teach the front kick every time. Then practice it every day, at least 100 repetitions. Go easy, your goal is training your muscles, not ripping your tendons.

After a few months you'll have a decent kick. Get a heavy bag and do your daily 100 on the bag. Hit it right in the sweet spot so it swings away perfectly. When it comes back down, hit it again when it's at the bottom of its arc. THAT is what will train you to kick the shit out of someone with decent timing.

:1orglaugh I hope to god you're joking. You gonna get some poor bastard killed with advice like that.

wimpy 02-24-2004 07:11 PM

no, not joking at all.

Look, the guy's asking for a self defense weapon. That's my opinion. A good kick can't be taken away, can't be used against you, can't be seen, and is usually unexpected. It's an ideal weapon.

Just don't make the mistake of thinking you have a great kick when you don't. It takes years to get it that good.

ModelPerfect 02-25-2004 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wimpy
no, not joking at all.

Look, the guy's asking for a self defense weapon. That's my opinion. A good kick can't be taken away, can't be used against you, can't be seen, and is usually unexpected. It's an ideal weapon.

Just don't make the mistake of thinking you have a great kick when you don't. It takes years to get it that good.

Have you ever in your life been in a street fight? :ugone2far

myjah 02-25-2004 08:21 AM

have some pepper spray in the car but that's it. i better think about this

Manowar 02-25-2004 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ldinternet
I know that in the UK, people aren't allowed to carry shit. Guns, knives, pepper spray, mace, tasers, stun guns, knucke dusters... all illegal to carry in public and only knives are legal to keep at home. I almost got into a fight in town yesterday with a skinhead who was whispering threats behind my back. I turned around right away, he backed off and started to act all innocent. Had I touched him, I probably would've been arrested. Also recently, a wheelchair bound 75 year old man was arrested for spraying a burglar (who was in his home at the time) with pepper spray. Self defense is a crime, the laws are just fucking ridiculous.

What do you guys carry in public, and keep at home for self defense?

i use my fists, weapons just get you in more trouble that its worth

GiantGnome 02-25-2004 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironhorse
Carry a big gun

http://home.planet.nl/~muhl/foto/m109a6-paladin-007.jpg


Thats one house id never break into!:1orglaugh

puresexnow 02-25-2004 08:29 AM

A front kick?

lol.. that's hilarious..

you karate guys are always good for a laugh.

Rankings 02-25-2004 08:29 AM

im sticking with the 9's

plyre 02-25-2004 08:40 AM

I have spyderco knife (mod - Police, v6-10 ComboEdge) on me all the time , when I'm getting into bad mood , I'm taking other spyderco (mod - Millitary , fiberplastic handle). That's actually all I need :thumbsup

cocky 02-25-2004 09:45 AM

12 guage over\under

12 pheasants felt its power last month in Kansas.

wimpy 02-25-2004 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ModelPerfect

Have you ever in your life been in a street fight? :ugone2far

Yes I have. It was an average sized guy but wirey. His face was scared from knife fights. A tough motherfucker. Everyone was scared of him, he had beaten several of us up. When he started picking on me I kicked the fucking shit out of him not once, several times. Fucker.

Usually though, all you gotta do is have attitude. The people who pick fights are bullies, and bullies, at their core, are afraid. If you are not afraid they won't swing.

ModelPerfect 02-25-2004 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wimpy


Yes I have. It was an average sized guy but wirey.

So once. That's what I figured. You should get a little more experience and training before talking self-defense. No offense.

hoe_vender 02-25-2004 08:47 PM

brass knuckles baby they will split a wig open

digifan 02-25-2004 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wimpy


Yes I have. It was an average sized guy but wirey. His face was scared from knife fights. A tough motherfucker. Everyone was scared of him, he had beaten several of us up. When he started picking on me I kicked the fucking shit out of him not once, several times. Fucker.

Usually though, all you gotta do is have attitude. The people who pick fights are bullies, and bullies, at their core, are afraid. If you are not afraid they won't swing.

Care to explain your sig? I live like a woman now???

beemk 02-25-2004 08:55 PM

i never have to defend myself. if i did i would use my fists.


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