When was the last time you felt suicidal - GoFuckYourself.com

Shoehorn! · 02-22-2004, 04:51 AM

I felt suicidal earlier today. Used to feel that way 3 or 4 times a week, but the medication I am on helps. When was the last time you felt suicidal and why? Girls usually do it for me. One in particular.

bluff · 02-22-2004, 04:52 AM

never

body · 02-22-2004, 04:52 AM

daily

PersianKitty · 02-22-2004, 04:56 AM

I'm too chicken. I'd be afraid I'd screw it up and live but be a vegetable or something.

Pornwolf · 02-22-2004, 04:59 AM

I would never commit suicide. Remember,, if you feel suicidal, there are numerous things you can do that you might enjoy that might kill you like basejumping off a bridge, diving from a helicopter or hanging on the back of a NYC cab while on rollerblades. Oh, hey, maybe you can go to thailand and not use condoms. Fun!

You can also make yourself useful by at least robbing a bank and giving the money to an orphanage. There are plenty of other things that you can do that will do someone some good if you are gonna die anyway. Why waste your life? That's pretty damn selfish don't you think?

DraX · 02-22-2004, 05:00 AM

Never and never will, sorry but I dont have any problems

James King · 02-22-2004, 05:02 AM

Life is precious, and every unique individual is a miracle.

eroswebmaster · 02-22-2004, 05:05 AM

My mother killed herself last year...the 1 year anniversary will be March 1st.

With that being said..let me cheer you up.

2 men are sitting in their psychiatrists office.

Man #1: Hey what are you here for?

Man #2: I've been feeling suicidal.

Man #1: Really, I'm a bit homicidal I can solve both our problems.

Shoehorn! · 02-22-2004, 05:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by James King
Life is precious, and every unique individual is a miracle.

Yeah, but anyone who has ever suffered from depression knows what it's like. You don't think rationally when you're severly depressed.

Shoehorn! · 02-22-2004, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
My mother killed herself last year...the 1 year anniversary will be March 1st.

With that being said..let me cheer you up.

2 men are sitting in their psychiatrists office.

Man #1: Hey what are you here for?

Man #2: I've been feeling suicidal.

Man #1: Really, I'm a bit homicidal I can solve both our problems.

I am sorry to hear about your mother.

The joke was good though.

Chris E · 02-22-2004, 05:56 AM

hmmm... never!

ZiPxKoDe · 02-22-2004, 06:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornwolf
I would never commit suicide. Remember,, if you feel suicidal, there are numerous things you can do that you might enjoy that might kill you like basejumping off a bridge, diving from a helicopter or hanging on the back of a NYC cab while on rollerblades. Oh, hey, maybe you can go to thailand and not use condoms. Fun!

You can also make yourself useful by at least robbing a bank and giving the money to an orphanage. There are plenty of other things that you can do that will do someone some good if you are gonna die anyway. Why waste your life? That's pretty damn selfish don't you think?

You're so fucking correct

If you have the balls to do it, Go out with a bang you pussies

Repetitive Monkey · 02-22-2004, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ZiPxKoDe
Go out with a bang you pussies

Head · 02-22-2004, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
My mother killed herself last year...the 1 year anniversary will be March 1st.

With that being said..let me cheer you up.

2 men are sitting in their psychiatrists office.

Man #1: Hey what are you here for?

Man #2: I've been feeling suicidal.

Man #1: Really, I'm a bit homicidal I can solve both our problems.

I was 18 and it was a girl! A there're not worth it!! YOu'll meet someone.

KRL · 02-22-2004, 08:52 AM

A lot of people never knew the words to the theme song for the long running TV Show MASH, but it was all about suicide.

"Suicide is Painless"

Music by Johnny Mandel
Lyrics by Mike Altman

Through early morning fog I see
visions of the things to be
the pains that are withheld for me
I realize and I can see...

[REFRAIN]

That suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please.

I try to find a way to make
all our little joys relate
without that ever-present hate
but now I know that it's to late, and...

REFRAIN

The game of life is hard to play
I'm going to lose it anyway
the losing card I'll someday lay
so this is all I have to say

REFRAIN

The only way to win is cheat
and lay it down before I'm beat
and to another give my seat
for that's the only painless feat

REFRAIN

The sword of time will pierce our skins
it doesn't hurt when it begins
but as it works its way on in
the pain grows stronger...watch it grin but...

REFRAIN

A brave man once requested me
to answer questions that are key
is it to be or not to be
and I replied 'oh why ask me?'

'Cause suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please

...and you can do the same thing if you please.

Manowar · 02-22-2004, 08:56 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repetitive Monkey

that is just plain wrong!

Basic_man · 02-22-2004, 09:09 AM

Not as much often as you for sure!

DVTimes · 02-22-2004, 09:15 AM

Quote:

I felt suicidal earlier today. Used to feel that way 3 or 4 times a week, but the medication I am on helps. When was the last time you felt suicidal and why? Girls usually do it for me. One in particular.

Each time I come onto the GFY website.

washiez · 02-22-2004, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster

2 men are sitting in their psychiatrists office.
Man #1: Hey what are you here for?

Man #2: I've been feeling suicidal.

Man #1: Really, I'm a bit homicidal I can solve both our problems.

Now that is funny.

Basic_man · 02-22-2004, 09:17 AM

hehe, good one

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KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	A lot of people never knew the words to the theme song for the long running TV Show MASH, but it was all about suicide. "Suicide is Painless" Music by Johnny Mandel Lyrics by Mike Altman Through early morning fog I see visions of the things to be the pains that are withheld for me I realize and I can see... [REFRAIN] That suicide is painless it brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please. I try to find a way to make all our little joys relate without that ever-present hate but now I know that it's to late, and... REFRAIN The game of life is hard to play I'm going to lose it anyway the losing card I'll someday lay so this is all I have to say REFRAIN The only way to win is cheat and lay it down before I'm beat and to another give my seat for that's the only painless feat REFRAIN The sword of time will pierce our skins it doesn't hurt when it begins but as it works its way on in the pain grows stronger...watch it grin but... REFRAIN A brave man once requested me to answer questions that are key is it to be or not to be and I replied 'oh why ask me?' 'Cause suicide is painless it brings on many changes and I can take or leave it if I please ...and you can do the same thing if you please. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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