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Marcus Aurelius 02-22-2004 09:22 AM

yeah those particular galleries are big because thats the way they were requested. Doesnt mean its the only work I do, but I wont be doing any for you so thanks.

Krille 02-22-2004 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief


People like this really piss me off.. And what this fellow doesn't realize is he just blew off some of THE BEST gallery designers in the business.. not just because their designs are nice, but because their shit converts off the hook.

It's amazing how many people looking for design ruin it for themselves... A lot of the good designers already KNOW how to sell things, and their shit DOESN'T work because the CUSTOMER who THINKS they know how to sell comes in and changes everything because they THINK they know what will work. These designers aren't popular for nothing. The really smart people know that the good designers know sales too, that's WHY their shit converts. If it's not broken, don't fix it. Ask for what you like, but have a little faith that the person you are paying has half a fucking clue.


do you do anything but bitch?

Krille 02-22-2004 09:25 AM

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Originally posted by mdcq
yeah those particular galleries are big because thats the way they were requested. Doesnt mean its the only work I do, but I wont be doing any for you so thanks.

no shit sherlock, are your feelings hurt now cause I don't like your galleries, I'm sure Ladybitch likes em

Dirtypainter 02-22-2004 09:28 AM

ok I will toss my hat into the ring.

30 gallery templates = 600. 00
30 gallery templates + content = 600.00 + cost of content

some samples
http://www.allsweetpussy.com/galleri...al1/monica.htm
http://www.allsweetpussy.com/galleri...gal1/index.htm
http://www.allsweetpussy.com/galleri...gal1/index.htm
http://www.allsweetpussy.com/galleri...gal7/index.htm

Krille 02-22-2004 09:37 AM

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Originally posted by Dirtypainter
ok I will toss my hat into the ring.

30 gallery templates = 600. 00
30 gallery templates + content = 600.00 + cost of content

some samples
http://www.allsweetpussy.com/galleri...al1/monica.htm
http://www.allsweetpussy.com/galleri...gal1/index.htm
http://www.allsweetpussy.com/galleri...gal1/index.htm
http://www.allsweetpussy.com/galleri...gal7/index.htm


do you find that those galleries convert well?

Marcus Aurelius 02-22-2004 09:40 AM

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Originally posted by Krille



no shit sherlock, are your feelings hurt now cause I don't like your galleries, I'm sure Ladybitch likes em


:1orglaugh god I love this board.

Krille 02-22-2004 09:41 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster


I know...I feel it. No sweat off my back he doesn't like my trann work :)

And yes there are some kick ass designers in that list...Marian being oneof the best :)


just fyi, I don't have a problem with your tranny work, I just don't want to watch trannygalleries so I looked at your other gallery samples.

Marians galleries just look like many sponsor galleries, didn't mean that they are bad just that I want something that stands out from such galleries.

Krille 02-22-2004 09:42 AM

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Originally posted by mdcq



:1orglaugh god I love this board.

yeah, it's great for finding moody designers :Graucho

Ray@TastyDollars 02-22-2004 09:42 AM

First time I see a gallery buyer on GFY actually knowing what not to buy.

Marcus Aurelius 02-22-2004 09:43 AM

I got sand in my vagina!!:helpme

Oracle Porn 02-22-2004 09:44 AM

50 gallery designers

Krille 02-22-2004 09:44 AM

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Originally posted by dunefield


does it matter? i mean if a 400 kilo dyke did your gallery but converted like crazy... would you be complaining?

as long as the dyke doesn't have a beard :Graucho

shima 02-22-2004 09:45 AM

LadyMischief,

I can stand the critics. I mean people are different. Its nice that someone knows exactly what he needs.

LadyMischief 02-22-2004 09:50 AM

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Originally posted by Krille


is it not in the buyers interest to be picky?
sounds stupid to buy the first crappy flashy shit you see
obviously there are too many designers making crap that wont convert and just waste peoples time and the good designers are all too busy :Graucho

Sometimes flashy works, sometimes it doesn't. Depends on what you're promoting, depends on the designer and how they apply their design, depends on the traffic, depends on a lot of things. Knowing your market, knowing your traffic, knowing what sells for a site or niche is just as applicable. And as for flashy, sometimes flashy sells.. my last "flashy" gallery had a ctr of 11%. Don't tell me flashy never sells.

Dirtypainter 02-22-2004 09:52 AM

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Originally posted by Krille



do you find that those galleries convert well?


Well I have made a few sales from them. And I find alot of my galleries listed in the SE. I find that plain and simple galleries make more due to the fact it is seen by more ppl. Because they are not waiting for the huge banners and flashy text being downloaded. so you have more of a chance to make that sale.

And no these are not my best ones. Just some samples.

LadyMischief 02-22-2004 09:53 AM

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Originally posted by eroswebmaster


I know...I feel it. No sweat off my back he doesn't like my trann work :)

And yes there are some kick ass designers in that list...Marian being oneof the best :)

Marian being one of _THE_ best in the industry, period. Being used by the people who are making some KICKASS money off her designs, which have CONSISTANTLY made those people money for a long time. It's not just about the portfolio, it's about asking around and finding out if a designer's work SELLS. Generally you can get good recommendations from asking the people who make money doing TGP, and most of them are more than happy to give a referance. Asking for designers then blasting them without knowing anything else about their work, their track records, their sales abilities or anything is kind of like going in to buy a luxury car only ever having looked at a picture but not asking what they can do.

LadyMischief 02-22-2004 09:54 AM

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Originally posted by Krille



do you do anything but bitch?

Yep.

LadyMischief 02-22-2004 09:54 AM

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Originally posted by Krille



do you find that those galleries convert well?

First time I saw you say something SMART in this thread. ;P

LadyMischief 02-22-2004 09:55 AM

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Originally posted by Ray
First time I see a gallery buyer on GFY actually knowing what not to buy.
To some extent, but then again on the same token, a little bit of asking around would have done some good too :)

Krille 02-22-2004 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief


First time I saw you say something SMART in this thread. ;P


unlike you then

xxxoutsourcing 02-22-2004 10:03 AM

hit me on icq and i'll do ya a deal

LadyMischief 02-22-2004 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by Krille



unlike you then

Heh.

Va2k 02-22-2004 10:15 AM

:eek7 out of 9 samples there were only 3 with black back grounds lol *shrugs* You are the one paying so I respect that. I like this thread though, some wembasters say alot of designers build to impress other webmasters I totally agree with that statment, I myself build to impress the surfer and client! At least I try shit i've built thousands of galleries in the last 3 years and the last 6 or so months I've been doing alot of orders for bigger sponsors, and building paysites for people as well.

I know my shit converts that is why I have either a money back or redo the order if they don't make their money back. *shrugs* good luck with your quest in finding the perfect designer and have a great weekend.

Tom

Krille 02-22-2004 10:20 AM

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Originally posted by va2k
:eek7 out of 9 samples there were only 3 with black back grounds lol *shrugs* You are the one paying so I respect that. I like this thread though, some wembasters say alot of designers build to impress other webmasters I totally agree with that statment, I myself build to impress the surfer and client! At least I try shit i've built thousands of galleries in the last 3 years and the last 6 or so months I've been doing alot of orders for bigger sponsors, and building paysites for people as well.

I know my shit converts that is why I have either a money back or redo the order if they don't make their money back. *shrugs* good luck with your quest in finding the perfect designer and have a great weekend.

Tom

the first 3 or something were black so I gave up looking on more :)

Va2k 02-22-2004 10:39 AM

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Originally posted by Krille


the first 3 or something were black so I gave up looking on more :)

Well Good luck anyways :)

Ian 02-22-2004 10:48 AM

Boy prices have gone up since the Gallery People ripped me off. :1orglaugh

Speaking of which, keep posting samples and prices...i'm looking too!

LadyMischief 02-22-2004 10:52 AM

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Originally posted by Ian
Boy prices have gone up since the Gallery People ripped me off. :1orglaugh

Speaking of which, keep posting samples and prices...i'm looking too!

The Gallery People undercut everyone and that was part of the problem with them I think. They weren't charging enough to make it worth the time they had to put in for the volumes they were dealing with. Sorry to hear you got ripped off.. Good luck finding someone who makes you happy :)

swedguy 02-22-2004 10:56 AM

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Originally posted by Ian
Boy prices have gone up since the Gallery People ripped me off. :1orglaugh
You were one of the lucky ones too?

I sure miss my $1500 or what ever it was :1orglaugh

Krille 02-22-2004 11:04 AM

I thought there would be more gallery-designers on gfy :thumbsup

Ian 02-22-2004 11:04 AM

Yeah, lucky I didn't give them more than $300. LOL

Hey Shima, I like your stuff. Feel sorry for me and make me an offer I can't refuse for 15 to start and it could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

I've got some great niche sites that will make your day more interesting.

Send me some mail at [email protected]

:Graucho

Ian 02-22-2004 11:08 AM

Sorry Shima, bjob is looping. Send over to [email protected] .

Ray@TastyDollars 02-22-2004 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by Krille
I thought there would be more gallery-designers on gfy :thumbsup
ICQ me on Monday. I may have someone for you.

Krille 02-22-2004 12:16 PM

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Originally posted by Ray


ICQ me on Monday. I may have someone for you.

sure thing

Ian 02-22-2004 02:40 PM

bump For Sunday off people. :)

Krille 02-22-2004 02:51 PM

i'm gonna take a bath now

--MARIAN-- 02-23-2004 05:46 AM

If you think my galleries look like "sponsor-hosted" galleries, I can see this as a compliment because no sponsors would put up galleries that don't convert, now would they? :)

Cary and Lady, you made me blush :) Thanks for the nice words - it's even more flattering when they come from real pros :)

eroswebmaster 02-23-2004 05:47 AM

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Originally posted by --MARIAN--
If you think my galleries look like "sponsor-hosted" galleries, I can see this as a compliment because no sponsors would put up galleries that don't convert, now would they? :)

Cary and Lady, you made me blush :) Thanks for the nice words - it's even more flattering when they come from real pros :)

You deserve it :thumbsup

jasmine 02-23-2004 05:53 AM

please check this url

http://www.tanakadesigns.com/new/por...portfolio.html

[email protected]

Thanks

stevent37 02-23-2004 06:28 AM

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Originally posted by LadyMischief


Jeeze you aren't too fucking picky, are you? Next time when you ask for gallery designers, why not write out the list of shit you don't like so you can not waste other people's time? People like you are the reason I'm SO glad I don't do general design anymore.. Cripes.

He is paying for it he is supposed to be picky.

I ordered some work done about a month ago and had the designer send me a very nice looking Page, the problem was it took 1 Min 56 sec to download on a 56k! I had tgp templates done that had the best selling spots Top and bottom covered in pointless graphics. You can bet your ass Im going to be very fucking picky next time before I give anyone any money and anyone else paying for work should be as well.

Dont Like it? Dont take his money.

graphicsbytia 02-23-2004 06:44 AM

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Originally posted by Krille
eroswebmaster: most your samples are tranny, it makes me scared looking at such content, but the other ones looks good, 2 week is a long time... how long would it take to complete them?

dunefield: i think that gallery just looks flashy

tootie: the two mature one looks the same, last one looks good

--MARIAN--: they look like sponsor hosted galleries

spline: your samples look like fpas

va2k: well many black backgrounds boring

theS2O: getting any signups from them? look all the same, horrid

AkiraSS: 3 weeks no thanks

WebTitan: don't like the way the thumbs are grouped togetheron most samples i checked

Arousal Design: they look expensive, would be nice to have a quote

Ray: no idea why you posted

rounders: ditto

Oracle Porn: didn't show any samples

turbo: some of your samples look good

pixelpusher: I am looking for experienced gallerymakers

El Pres: they just look flashy

mdcq: your samples are a bit big on the top gfx, slow, dont like em

shark laser: one out of three samples looked so so

what a pity.. we're not only loosers, but he thinks we have bad memories too..


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