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SteveLightspeed · 02-20-2004, 02:30 PM

Start training today for the 1st Annual Lightspeed Olympics at the 2004 Phoenix Forum!

Lightspeedcash is sponsoring two days of crazy events, including:

April 2nd, 2004
Mechanical Bull
Bungee Run
Inflatable Jousting
Dunk Tank (soak the Lightspeed Girls)

April 3rd, 2004
Velcro Wall
Auto Belay Rock Wall
Sumo Wrestling
Belly-flop contest

Anyone wanna start placing bets now?

And don't forget to bring your cameras for our live photoshoot on Saturday night, "LightspeedGirls on Trampolines"!

Come to the 2004 Phoenix Forum!
http://www.thephoenixforum.com

Steve Lightspeed

Ross · 02-20-2004, 02:34 PM

I wanna be a contestant!!!

Sounds great!

JFK · 02-20-2004, 02:37 PM

Sounds like you are going all out Steve !! Excellent Idea, I will be there

eroswebmaster · 02-20-2004, 02:38 PM

I will be there...watching.

SeanE · 02-20-2004, 02:39 PM

Steve, go ahead and engrave the gold metal with my name now.

axelcat · 02-20-2004, 02:39 PM

I think Ill watch also

Phoenix · 02-20-2004, 02:40 PM

oh i want in...mechanincal bull?

that sounds like a blast

this is an awesome idea it willbe just like that show

Extreme elimination

Vitasoy · 02-20-2004, 02:45 PM

whoa, that sounds like fun

nathan_f · 02-20-2004, 02:47 PM

Get the announcers from Most Xtreme Elimination, and I'm there!

TinaBallina · 02-20-2004, 02:55 PM

I want to do the mechanical bull, hook me up Steve.........

Hugs,
tina
xo

sweetums · 02-20-2004, 03:02 PM

Make sure you bring the disclaimers, Steve

Although I think the Sumo Wrestling would be hilarious!!

Rorschach · 02-20-2004, 03:04 PM

This would be an opportune moment for some pics.

SCOOTER · 02-20-2004, 03:05 PM

Sumo Wrestling

twistyneck · 02-20-2004, 03:06 PM

Where are the good sports? You know, stuff like:

Mouse Clicking
Power Sleeping
Stats Checking
Freestyle Reclining
Smoking
Break Taking

You'll need stuff like that to get anyone's interest.

SteveLightspeed · 02-20-2004, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
Where are the good sports? You know, stuff like:

Mouse Clicking
Power Sleeping
Stats Checking
Freestyle Reclining
Smoking
Break Taking

You'll need stuff like that to get anyone's interest.

Yeah, let's not forget:

Jumping to conclusions
Stabbing competitors in the back
Looking over your shoulder
Running with a half-baked idea

and of course

Flying off the deep end

NatNetMatt · 02-20-2004, 03:20 PM

You can have the Olympics...this is what I am interested in...

"LightspeedGirls on Trampolines"

I will be there for that ...

twistyneck · 02-20-2004, 03:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed

Yeah, let's not forget:

Jumping to conclusions
Stabbing competitors in the back
Looking over your shoulder
Running with a half-baked idea

and of course

Flying off the deep end

Damn right! Now those are real webmaster sports!

_Danielle_ · 02-20-2004, 03:22 PM

I am all about the velcro wall and the bungee
run!!
Oh and the mechanical bull....yee-haw!

corvette · 02-20-2004, 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twistyneck
Where are the good sports? You know, stuff like:
Stats Checking

how quickly can one webmaster hit refresh enough times to send 1 reporting server to 100% load capacity?

JDog · 02-20-2004, 03:27 PM

Fucking looks like fun! When is the Phoenix Forum?

jDoG

C-Bass · 02-20-2004, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by corvett

how quickly can one webmaster hit refresh enough times to send 1 reporting server to 100% load capacity?

SteveLightspeed · 02-20-2004, 03:29 PM

This reminded me of an old post I wrote last summer:

---------------------------------------------------------------------------

Let's scrap the traditional convention classes and really cut to the burning issues of today's webmasters. With classes like:

on security: "How to hide the evidence of drunken debauchery from your spouse" subtitled, "don't bring her panties and a used condom home in your bag"

on banking: "How to hide all your assets in offshore accounts and disappear without a trace"

on dialers: "How to launder your international dialer money"

legal briefs: "Babenet, we all knew it was a scam, but who cared?"

on content: "Making money with reality sites: How to abuse, degrade, and humiliate women for a fast buck"

VIP: And the by-invitation for-big-dogs-only "If you need to come to this class, you're not as big as you think"

Affiliate programs: "When ripping off surfers is not enough, how to fuck webmasters too"

newbies: "Pornschool 101: Learn from the people who don't care enough about you to actually prepare a presentation ahead of time or even show up sober to talk to you"

And the ultimate in new money making schemes -- "Pimping the Pimps: Host your own porn convention and make them pay to meet you!"

I could go on, this shit writes itself...

Steve Lightspeed

Wiseman · 02-20-2004, 03:34 PM

HAHAHAH NICE!!!!
I am thinking of Bringing my chick with me to this show!!
but I am afraid of what to do with her when I turn into the typical wiseman made!!

If one of you fuckers treated her like meat I would beat you to a pulp!
So I am just not real sure!

JFK · 02-20-2004, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NatNetMatt
You can have the Olympics...this is what I am interested in...

"LightspeedGirls on Trampolines"

I will be there for that ...

On or Off the trampoline Matt ??

Bigjohn · 02-20-2004, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
Start training today for the 1st Annual Lightspeed Olympics at the 2004 Phoenix Forum!

And don't forget to bring your cameras for our live photoshoot on Saturday night, "LightspeedGirls on Trampolines"!

Come to the 2004 Phoenix Forum!
http://www.thephoenixforum.com

Steve Lightspeed

Where's the official sign up form to BE a Trampoline!

SteveLightspeed · 02-20-2004, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bigjohn

Where's the official sign up form to BE a Trampoline!

Hey Bigjohn, call me --- haven't heard from you in ages.

Steve Lightspeed

Allison · 02-20-2004, 03:53 PM

Nice Idea LightSpeed!

Can't wait to win ;)

~Alli

SteveLightspeed · 02-20-2004, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Allison
Nice Idea LightSpeed!

Can't wait to win ;)

~Alli

Ok Allison, how about we sumo wrestle -- and whoever loses has to do 3 minutes on the trampoline in Lightspeed tanktop and panties?

Allison · 02-20-2004, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed

Ok Allison, how about we sumo wrestle -- and whoever loses has to do 3 minutes on the trampoline in Lightspeed tanktop and panties?

Hmmmmmm.. How about the bull-riding competition rather then sumo wrestling and if you lose you jump around in TopBucks panties and if I lose, you jump around in Lightspeed panties?

Sound good?

~Alli

jonasty · 02-20-2004, 04:09 PM

seriously, i fear for the poor fuckers that go up against me... owned. that bull is my bitch.

SteveLightspeed · 02-20-2004, 04:19 PM

I'm really looking forward to these events -- I think this might even be more fun that our paintball wars of the last two years (and hopefully no one will leave with bloody welts this time).

We are trying make something fun to participate in AND fun to watch. Everyone is gonna need some cheerleaders in the crowd!

I can't wait to watch the sumo heavyweight matchup between Sleazydream and Scooter

Steve Lightspeed

Halcyon · 02-20-2004, 04:26 PM

AWESOME!
But, I spent several years on the professional velcro wall circuit. Does my loss of amateur status disqualify me?

SCOOTER · 02-20-2004, 04:26 PM

Sleazydream - Lets get it on !!

Eric · 02-20-2004, 04:28 PM

Oh I am so in for this one. Put me down for all the events. I will put on a show

WankTank · 02-20-2004, 04:31 PM

lmfao, sounds like fun!

BT · 02-20-2004, 04:39 PM

Did you say belly flop contest???? I am in

JFK · 02-20-2004, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed
I'm really looking forward to these events -- I think this might even be more fun that our paintball wars of the last two years (and hopefully no one will leave with bloody welts this time).

We are trying make something fun to participate in AND fun to watch. Everyone is gonna need some cheerleaders in the crowd!

I can't wait to watch the sumo heavyweight matchup between Sleazydream and Scooter

Steve Lightspeed

When You say Heavy Weights You really Mean it this time

I wonder if the both fit on one picture

MPBWhitney · 02-20-2004, 05:03 PM

Looks great!!!!!

I am def looking fwd to the forum Its my favourite.

Whitney

Keev · 02-20-2004, 05:04 PM

We'll see ya in Phoenix Steve.

Zebra · 02-20-2004, 05:11 PM

I wanna be in the dunk tank!

rocki · 02-20-2004, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Zebra
I wanna be in the dunk tank!

you mean drunk tank?

Phoenix · 02-20-2004, 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lightspeed

Yeah, let's not forget:

Jumping to conclusions
Running with a half-baked idea

Flying off the deep end

i excel at hese three things..im a shoe in to win

dramaking · 02-20-2004, 05:32 PM

in affiliation with the special olympics ?

theharvman · 02-20-2004, 05:33 PM

Sounds like a blast I wanna play!

fletcher · 02-20-2004, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by scooter
Sumo Wrestling

Not fair. Do we get a handicap if we're paired up with you?

dunefield · 02-20-2004, 05:46 PM

hehehe thats awesome...

Zebra · 02-20-2004, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by rocki

you mean drunk tank?

No, that comes at night. The dunk tank is during the day silly!

WiredGuy · 02-20-2004, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VSBallina
I want to do the mechanical bull, hook me up Steve.........

Hugs,
tina
xo

I wanna watch you on the bull

WG

Peter Romero · 02-20-2004, 07:37 PM

I wanna summo wrestle Aaron M.!!!

Keev · 02-20-2004, 10:46 PM

Willy Wonka's Blue Berry vs POV Guy

02-20-2004, 02:30 PM	#1
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	Lightspeed Olympics at Phoenix Forum Start training today for the 1st Annual Lightspeed Olympics at the 2004 Phoenix Forum! Lightspeedcash is sponsoring two days of crazy events, including: April 2nd, 2004 Mechanical Bull Bungee Run Inflatable Jousting Dunk Tank (soak the Lightspeed Girls) April 3rd, 2004 Velcro Wall Auto Belay Rock Wall Sumo Wrestling Belly-flop contest Anyone wanna start placing bets now? And don't forget to bring your cameras for our live photoshoot on Saturday night, "LightspeedGirls on Trampolines"! Come to the 2004 Phoenix Forum! http://www.thephoenixforum.com Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra! Last edited by SteveLightspeed; 02-20-2004 at 02:44 PM..

02-20-2004, 02:37 PM	#3
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twistyneck So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hanging by the neck until dead. Posts: 4,660	Where are the good sports? You know, stuff like: Mouse Clicking Power Sleeping Stats Checking Freestyle Reclining Smoking Break Taking You'll need stuff like that to get anyone's interest.

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02-20-2004, 03:29 PM	#22
SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	This reminded me of an old post I wrote last summer: --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Let's scrap the traditional convention classes and really cut to the burning issues of today's webmasters. With classes like: on security: "How to hide the evidence of drunken debauchery from your spouse" subtitled, "don't bring her panties and a used condom home in your bag" on banking: "How to hide all your assets in offshore accounts and disappear without a trace" on dialers: "How to launder your international dialer money" legal briefs: "Babenet, we all knew it was a scam, but who cared?" on content: "Making money with reality sites: How to abuse, degrade, and humiliate women for a fast buck" VIP: And the by-invitation for-big-dogs-only "If you need to come to this class, you're not as big as you think" Affiliate programs: "When ripping off surfers is not enough, how to fuck webmasters too" newbies: "Pornschool 101: Learn from the people who don't care enough about you to actually prepare a presentation ahead of time or even show up sober to talk to you" And the ultimate in new money making schemes -- "Pimping the Pimps: Host your own porn convention and make them pay to meet you!" I could go on, this shit writes itself... Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra!

02-20-2004, 03:34 PM	#23
Wiseman Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 2,990	HAHAHAH NICE!!!! I am thinking of Bringing my chick with me to this show!! but I am afraid of what to do with her when I turn into the typical wiseman made!! If one of you fuckers treated her like meat I would beat you to a pulp! So I am just not real sure! __________________ []E-mail: [email protected][]ICQ: 109726012[*]AIM: QbWiseman

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SteveLightspeed Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Lightspeedworld Posts: 7,940	I'm really looking forward to these events -- I think this might even be more fun that our paintball wars of the last two years (and hopefully no one will leave with bloody welts this time). We are trying make something fun to participate in AND fun to watch. Everyone is gonna need some cheerleaders in the crowd! I can't wait to watch the sumo heavyweight matchup between Sleazydream and Scooter Steve Lightspeed __________________ Abra-cadabra!

02-20-2004, 04:26 PM	#32
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