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02-20-2004, 02:30 PM
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Lightspeed Olympics at Phoenix Forum
Start training today for the 1st Annual Lightspeed Olympics at the 2004 Phoenix Forum!
Lightspeedcash is sponsoring two days of crazy events, including: April 2nd, 2004 Mechanical Bull Bungee Run Inflatable Jousting Dunk Tank (soak the Lightspeed Girls) April 3rd, 2004 Velcro Wall Auto Belay Rock Wall Sumo Wrestling Belly-flop contest Anyone wanna start placing bets now? And don't forget to bring your cameras for our live photoshoot on Saturday night, "LightspeedGirls on Trampolines"! Come to the 2004 Phoenix Forum! http://www.thephoenixforum.com Steve Lightspeed
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02-20-2004, 02:34 PM
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Ik ben een aap
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I wanna be a contestant!!!
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02-20-2004, 02:37 PM
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Sounds like you are going all out Steve !! Excellent Idea, I will be there
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02-20-2004, 02:38 PM
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I will be there...watching.
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02-20-2004, 02:39 PM
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Steve, go ahead and engrave the gold metal with my name now.
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02-20-2004, 02:39 PM
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I think Ill watch also
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02-20-2004, 02:40 PM
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BACON BACON BACON
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oh i want in...mechanincal bull?
that sounds like a blast this is an awesome idea it willbe just like that show Extreme elimination |
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02-20-2004, 02:45 PM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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whoa, that sounds like fun
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02-20-2004, 02:47 PM
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Get the announcers from Most Xtreme Elimination, and I'm there!
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02-20-2004, 02:55 PM
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I want to do the mechanical bull, hook me up Steve.........
Hugs, tina xo
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02-20-2004, 03:02 PM
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Make sure you bring the disclaimers, Steve
 Although I think the Sumo Wrestling would be hilarious!!
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02-20-2004, 03:04 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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This would be an opportune moment for some pics.
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02-20-2004, 03:05 PM
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Sumo Wrestling
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02-20-2004, 03:06 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Where are the good sports? You know, stuff like:
Mouse Clicking Power Sleeping Stats Checking Freestyle Reclining Smoking Break Taking You'll need stuff like that to get anyone's interest. |
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02-20-2004, 03:11 PM
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Yeah, let's not forget: Jumping to conclusions Stabbing competitors in the back Looking over your shoulder Running with a half-baked idea and of course Flying off the deep end
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02-20-2004, 03:20 PM
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You can have the Olympics...this is what I am interested in...
"LightspeedGirls on Trampolines" I will be there for that ...
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02-20-2004, 03:21 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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02-20-2004, 03:22 PM
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I am all about the velcro wall and the bungee
run!! Oh and the mechanical bull....yee-haw!
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02-20-2004, 03:25 PM
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02-20-2004, 03:27 PM
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Fucking looks like fun! When is the Phoenix Forum?
jDoG
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02-20-2004, 03:27 PM
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02-20-2004, 03:29 PM
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This reminded me of an old post I wrote last summer:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Let's scrap the traditional convention classes and really cut to the burning issues of today's webmasters. With classes like: on security: "How to hide the evidence of drunken debauchery from your spouse" subtitled, "don't bring her panties and a used condom home in your bag" on banking: "How to hide all your assets in offshore accounts and disappear without a trace" on dialers: "How to launder your international dialer money" legal briefs: "Babenet, we all knew it was a scam, but who cared?" on content: "Making money with reality sites: How to abuse, degrade, and humiliate women for a fast buck" VIP: And the by-invitation for-big-dogs-only "If you need to come to this class, you're not as big as you think" Affiliate programs: "When ripping off surfers is not enough, how to fuck webmasters too" newbies: "Pornschool 101: Learn from the people who don't care enough about you to actually prepare a presentation ahead of time or even show up sober to talk to you" And the ultimate in new money making schemes -- "Pimping the Pimps: Host your own porn convention and make them pay to meet you!" I could go on, this shit writes itself... Steve Lightspeed
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02-20-2004, 03:34 PM
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HAHAHAH NICE!!!!
I am thinking of Bringing my chick with me to this show!! but I am afraid of what to do with her when I turn into the typical wiseman made!! If one of you fuckers treated her like meat I would beat you to a pulp! So I am just not real sure! |
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02-20-2004, 03:44 PM
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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02-20-2004, 03:50 PM
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02-20-2004, 03:53 PM
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Hey Bigjohn, call me --- haven't heard from you in ages. Steve Lightspeed
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02-20-2004, 03:53 PM
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Nice Idea LightSpeed!
Can't wait to win ;) ~Alli
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02-20-2004, 03:56 PM
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Ok Allison, how about we sumo wrestle -- and whoever loses has to do 3 minutes on the trampoline in Lightspeed tanktop and panties? |
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02-20-2004, 04:05 PM
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Hmmmmmm.. How about the bull-riding competition rather then sumo wrestling and if you lose you jump around in TopBucks panties and if I lose, you jump around in Lightspeed panties? Sound good? ~Alli
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02-20-2004, 04:09 PM
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seriously, i fear for the poor fuckers that go up against me... owned. that bull is my bitch.
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02-20-2004, 04:19 PM
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I'm really looking forward to these events -- I think this might even be more fun that our paintball wars of the last two years (and hopefully no one will leave with bloody welts this time).
We are trying make something fun to participate in AND fun to watch. Everyone is gonna need some cheerleaders in the crowd! I can't wait to watch the sumo heavyweight matchup between Sleazydream and Scooter Steve Lightspeed
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02-20-2004, 04:26 PM
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AWESOME!
But, I spent several years on the professional velcro wall circuit. Does my loss of amateur status disqualify me?
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02-20-2004, 04:26 PM
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Sleazydream - Lets get it on !!
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02-20-2004, 04:28 PM
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Oh I am so in for this one. Put me down for all the events. I will put on a show
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02-20-2004, 04:31 PM
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lmfao, sounds like fun!
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02-20-2004, 04:39 PM
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Did you say belly flop contest???? I am in
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02-20-2004, 04:45 PM
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I wonder if the both fit on one picture
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02-20-2004, 05:03 PM
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Looks great!!!!!
I am def looking fwd to the forum Its my favourite. Whitney
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02-20-2004, 05:04 PM
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We'll see ya in Phoenix Steve.
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02-20-2004, 05:11 PM
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I wanna be in the dunk tank!
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BACON BACON BACON
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02-20-2004, 05:32 PM
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in affiliation with the special olympics ?
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02-20-2004, 05:33 PM
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Sounds like a blast I wanna play!
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02-20-2004, 05:46 PM
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www.barely18movies.com
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hehehe thats awesome...
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Long time no happy ending
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I wanna summo wrestle Aaron M.!!!
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Willy Wonka's Blue Berry vs POV Guy
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