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Old 02-19-2004, 03:56 PM   #1
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Do You Have A 710 On Your Car?

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.

A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..". She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If your not sure what a 710 is, click here:

http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg
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Old 02-19-2004, 03:57 PM   #2
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Old 02-19-2004, 03:58 PM   #3
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Originally posted by Paul Waters
A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.

A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one..". She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710.

He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If your not sure what a 710 is, click here:

http://rtccom.net/~mfjgolf/710.jpg
Gotta love women and their cars ;P
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Old 02-19-2004, 04:00 PM   #4
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Old 02-19-2004, 04:00 PM   #5
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Old 02-19-2004, 04:02 PM   #6
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My buddy worked in a parts store for a bit and had some chick come in one day looking for parts for her FISO.

He had no clue what she was talking about. After spending 20 minutes looking shit up, he asked her if she had the vehicle with her. Luckly she did.

It was a Ford F150.
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Old 02-19-2004, 04:28 PM   #7
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I needed some little story like that to make me laugh today....good shit
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Old 02-19-2004, 05:44 PM   #8
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LOL very good one!
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