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02-18-2004, 07:55 PM
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Why do I always get caught...farting?!
Fuck man!! My secretary always walks into my office when I just finished dropping ass...all the time, everytime!!!
What gives. Does she like the 'stank' ??? I can't stand my own fumes. My office smells like a petting zoo!!!  |
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02-18-2004, 09:05 PM
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Stop doing it on a public place
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02-18-2004, 09:06 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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LOL that was jokes....
I've made it public to everyone even my GF!!! don't be shamed let it out! Everyone farts |
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02-18-2004, 09:07 PM
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you should hear all the barking spiders on long overseas flights, godamn it's like a chorus
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02-18-2004, 09:07 PM
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Not making A Comeback
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is that how you got your nick?
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02-18-2004, 09:08 PM
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Not making A Comeback
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02-18-2004, 09:11 PM
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When I fart I now have a countdown until my wife first smells it, then accuses me, like there's anyone else there that could have done it.
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02-18-2004, 09:29 PM
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Back in the harbor
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because farting never comes at the right time...how often do you actually fart in the bathroom? think about it. just another little way to keep us on our toes all the time
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02-18-2004, 09:32 PM
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02-18-2004, 09:53 PM
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if it's just you two in the office there is no getting around it, but if there are a lot of people just keep farting all of the time and don't react to the smell... me personally I have to stand up and start waving it towards Detoxed's way.. but that's just me
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02-19-2004, 12:18 AM
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Who knows, sweetie but you can always squirt a little drop of Beano in your food and coffee. Sir Mike (my Knight and partner in crime) refuses to and thus farts like a rattlesnake. I can actually hear them bouncing off the walls. I finally had enough and moved the Slutty Command Station to another room.
Except now they echo down the hallway. 
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02-19-2004, 01:33 AM
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02-19-2004, 01:39 AM
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I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded. |
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02-19-2004, 01:42 AM
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Step 1: Get a toilet tube, stuff some tissues in it, then spray perfume all over the tissues.
Step 2: Shove the toilet tube up your arse. Step 3: Enjoy the refreshing fragrance. |
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