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my cat refuses to drink water and only wants tea with sugar.
fucking annoying.. first i thought he couldnt find his water bowl
or something but no its official: Water isnt good enough for Mr.. he just wants tea and hes taking every opportunity to steal it from me. Cats are strange creatures. ![]() |
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Did you shave your pussy?
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dude, that's not a cat.
it's an oversized rat.
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My cat drinks out of the toilet
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They have decaf tea for cats at PetMart.
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hahaha i love shaved pussies
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Mine drinks only running water ... when I go back home I let the water run and she goes and drinks from the tap.
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I may be going out on a limb here ... but could he be sick?
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Got the exact same problem, you have to watch your cup every minute my cat's around, a cat I had several years ago was much worse, he would take any opportunity to steal red wine or beer!
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For the past year, mine has insisted that I stand next to him and watch him eat...20 times a day, he comes and "drags" me and/or my gf to his food bowl to pet and praise him...and then he'll eat.
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Our cat, Traitor (don't ask), is the snobbiest cat I have ever seen.
This fucker is absolutely addicted to tuna. Tuna is like crack of this little addict. He's crazed, I tell you. He demands it, forcefully. I usually wake up to Traitor boping Turboangel on the head, in her sleep, trying to get her to server him. It's really getting out of control. I don't know if either one of us can take much more fo this, and we're both cat lovers too. ![]()
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What a ugly creature ... and you called this freak cat!?
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shaves his cat and forces it to drink scalding hot beverages and has given it a drug dependace. ![]()
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Feed it canned food and milk..
any problem soled.
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is your cat British?
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Bloody ugly cat for sure! Where has it's hair gone?
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that's really weird for a cat to crave for.
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My cat drinks out of a water glass... He does not drink much out of the bowl at all...
Also he has an annoying habit of scratching with his paw as he drinks the water.. almost like he's digging for more water to come up.. ![]()
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my friends cat pee in the toilet..the first time i stayed there and woke up in the middle of the night to pee and saw him on the hopper i woke the enitre house up laughing
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sphinxes rock
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My cat only drinks out of the running tap. He also insists I sprinkle water on his paws when he hops into the sink.
He goes outside everyday and is so cocky he lies in the middle of the street (side street) and makes cars stop and sometimes jumps on their hood. Then he comes inside and knocks on people's doors in my building so he can have a visit with them. |
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My cat only shits when I'm in the bathroom. When I go to the toilet he comes in and shits in front of me
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those hairless cats look funny
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mine does the same ever since she was a kitten.. she's such a spoiled brat |
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dont blame it, top cat
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My cat drinks running water out of the tub. Every fucking time anyone walks into the bathroom, he's there, staring at the faucet, waiting for it to be turned on. If you try to ignore him, he gets pissed and will sometimes stalk you. He's cute though.
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My cats drink from their bowl, but it has to be fresh very cold water, or all three of them sit there and yell at me.
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i cant wait for the day when a small, terminally ill looking animal totally runs my life.
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