Please Help My Doggie out, He needs an operation to get neuticles installed. (pic) - GoFuckYourself.com

Jedimaster · 02-18-2004, 05:57 AM

My Golden Retriever is 8 years old.

When he was 12 weeks old, we had him fixed.

Ever since the time they removed his testicles, I have felt so bad for him. I imagined how I would feel if someone cut off my balls. Needless to say,,these are not happy thoughts.

now there are a few younger female dogs on the block and word on the street is,,,my dog is being laughed at and ridiculed b/c he is missing his balls.

You can now help my dog feel more like an Alpha Male buy getting him Neuticles.

Patented Neuticles are testicular implants for pets. Neuticles are available for canines, felines, equine, bulls or any pet which is neutered. Neuticles should be implanted when the pet is neutered- but can be implanted years afterwards in most cases.

Neuticles are available in 2 models: NeuticleOriginals (rigid firmness) and NeuticleNatural (natural firmness). Each are crafted from FDA medically-approved (for human use) materials- replicating the animals testicle in size, shape, weight and feel.

The cost is only $179.00 Plus installation.

Thanks for your support

marcu5 · 02-18-2004, 06:29 AM

wow, the presentation was so good it almost makes me want to donate

goBigtime · 02-18-2004, 06:44 AM

I know this is a joke...

But the product is real. (Compelte with creepy flash intro)

Once an animal has it's ball removed, do you think it fucking cares about the aesthetics of it's empty sack?

Since we'll assume the answer is no, then that leaves YOU....

Why are you spending so much time looking at and being concerned with your animals empty scrotum?

The priorities of this country are whacked I tell you, whacked.

goBigtime · 02-18-2004, 06:48 AM

From their website:

"With Neuticles- It's like nothing ever changed!"

Oh things have changed alright.

That's for damn sure.

02-18-2004, 05:57 AM	#1
Jedimaster Registered User Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,120	Please Help My Doggie out, He needs an operation to get neuticles installed. (pic) My Golden Retriever is 8 years old. When he was 12 weeks old, we had him fixed. Ever since the time they removed his testicles, I have felt so bad for him. I imagined how I would feel if someone cut off my balls. Needless to say,,these are not happy thoughts. now there are a few younger female dogs on the block and word on the street is,,,my dog is being laughed at and ridiculed b/c he is missing his balls. You can now help my dog feel more like an Alpha Male buy getting him Neuticles. Patented Neuticles are testicular implants for pets. Neuticles are available for canines, felines, equine, bulls or any pet which is neutered. Neuticles should be implanted when the pet is neutered- but can be implanted years afterwards in most cases. Neuticles are available in 2 models: NeuticleOriginals (rigid firmness) and NeuticleNatural (natural firmness). Each are crafted from FDA medically-approved (for human use) materials- replicating the animals testicle in size, shape, weight and feel. The cost is only $179.00 Plus installation. Thanks for your support

02-18-2004, 06:29 AM	#2
marcu5 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Los Angeles, California Posts: 1,485	wow, the presentation was so good it almost makes me want to donate __________________

02-18-2004, 06:44 AM	#3
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	I know this is a joke... But the product is real. (Compelte with creepy flash intro) Once an animal has it's ball removed, do you think it fucking cares about the aesthetics of it's empty sack? Since we'll assume the answer is no, then that leaves YOU.... Why are you spending so much time looking at and being concerned with your animals empty scrotum? The priorities of this country are whacked I tell you, whacked.

02-18-2004, 06:48 AM	#4
goBigtime Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 7,761	From their website: "With Neuticles- It's like nothing ever changed!" Oh things have changed alright. That's for damn sure.