wild-cat

JOB DESCRIPTION

This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, none of us would
have done it!!!!


hahahahahahahahahaha
Mother, Mom, Mama, Mommy, Mum, Mummy

JOB DESCRIPTION:
Long term, team players needed, for challenging permanent work in an,
often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent
communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable
hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour
shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to
primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments
in far away cities. Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier
duties also required.

RESPONSIBILITIES:
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily,
until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also,
must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from
zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from
the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face
stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair,
mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls,
maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework
projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for
clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be willing to be
indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly
and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and
battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared
for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality
of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and
janitorial work throughout the facility.

POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION:
Virtually none. Your job is to remain in the same position for years,
without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so
that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you

PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE:
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually
exhausting basis.

WAGES AND COMPENSATION:
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon
payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college
will help them become financially independent. When you die, you give
them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme
is that you actually enjoy it and this wish you could only do more.

BENEFITS:
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, no tuition
reimbursement, no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this
job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth and free hugs
for life if you play your cards right.

Forward this on to all the Moms you know, in appreciation for everything
they do on a daily basis, and let them know they are treasured.

FilthyRob

Good one WildCat

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wild-cat

beleive me i know what im talking about l

Intelligence

Dad

JOB DESCRIPTION:
Short term, Load releasing player needed

RESPONSIBILITIES:
Knock the whore up, Leave the whore, Ignore the whore and the baby whore

BENEFITS:
Not having to do any work, or pay child support if you disapeer correctly

wild-cat

your such a looser!

X-Wing

This didn't make me laugh, I find it a very good reflection actually.

wild-cat

this might be tru but i still love my baby, nothing is comparable to that love.

wild-cat

thanks hun ;)

wild-cat

but you know what? I'm happy I'v done it, my 10 months daughter has one of the best temper that I never saw. ;) im just the most happy women in the world with her ;) yes its a lot of time to give and we don't alway's HAVE that time lol, but a child smile is the most wonderfull thing in the world.

body

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The Goddess Of Steps

johnbosh

lol