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Corpsie · 02-20-2001, 10:57 PM

She was giving certain parts of my anatomy a massage with her tongue and I "relaxed" a little bit too much. Needless to say, it blew her hair back. The best part was that she was laughing harder than I was.

Therefore, my girlfriend rocks.

AzteK · 02-20-2001, 11:16 PM

LOL nothing I wanted to know..but I laughed because it reminded me of something :-) pretty funny man..

Corpsie · 02-20-2001, 11:20 PM

There was a image in a old hustler that said "world's loudest pussy fart" and it showed a guy leaning close to a girls crotch and he looks like he's in a wind tunnel.

heheheeh

ace0r · 02-21-2001, 09:37 AM

all i can say is HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHahaAHahAhAhHhaHaHAahAhahHA hahAhaHa@!!!!!!!!#!%!@#%

MrCockTale · 02-21-2001, 09:51 AM

ehm.. yeah.. well. ok

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Sickdick · 02-21-2001, 10:04 AM

This reminds me of something..

Ok, here we go... A friend of me had been very sick for two weeks and finally got to fuck his girlfriend again...

After this long break it was really good for him to get some pussy again and he got an very nice orgasm! Unfortunelately his body couldn't handle this enjoyable moment so he shitted on himself while he was ejaculating!

I find it hard to believe, but he says it's true. Anyway, who would lie about something like that? Who would even tell you something like that?

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ElvisManson · 02-21-2001, 10:29 AM

Sickdick...I heard that story but it was Sid Viscious getting a blow job and lost it all over the chicks upper body

kemp · 02-21-2001, 11:25 AM

SickDick - I believe that story. My roomate says his ex - how shall i say it - 'laid eggs' during her orgasm while on top one time.

KrazieSweets · 02-21-2001, 12:09 PM

LOL they all are funny guys

Hazen · 02-21-2001, 12:59 PM

Mmmmm, yes your girlfriend does rock. Does she still hang with Crystal and Janice? Tell her Hazen said hi.

Corpsie · 02-21-2001, 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by Hazen:
Mmmmm, yes your girlfriend does rock. Does she still hang with Crystal and Janice? Tell her Hazen said hi.

Is that a "thees company" reference??

NightLizard · 02-21-2001, 10:05 PM

accidents happen, that is some funny stuff you guys

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Warphead · 02-21-2001, 11:31 PM

I have a couple friends that are married to each other, one night they told me a story:

They'd been out drinking hard one Saturday night, when they got home and decided some drunken sex would finish the evening nicely. He was going down on her, calmy got up off the bed, opened the window and puked. As he turned around and wiped his chin he said with a completely straight-face "Nothing personal".

The funny part was it was SHE that told me the story.

Dizzy · 02-22-2001, 01:54 AM

Huh Real story

AzteK · 02-22-2001, 02:05 AM

LOL!!! THIS IS TOO FUNNY!!!

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IPK · 02-16-2004, 02:22 AM

shann · 02-16-2004, 02:25 AM

LOL Yea your girlfriend rocks, she could have harmed you in an unspeakable fashion!

natkejs · 02-16-2004, 02:25 AM

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Originally posted by kemp
SickDick - I believe that story. My roomate says his ex - how shall i say it - 'laid eggs' during her orgasm while on top one time.

"laid eggs" ... that sounds so incredibly dirty ;D

Shoehorn! · 02-16-2004, 02:25 AM

My girlfriend (ex girlfriend now) farted in my face once. I didn't think she really would, so I dared her to do it and she did. I thought it would be funny, but it wasn't. Until later, then it was fucking hilarious.

aaron · 02-16-2004, 02:28 AM

jact · 02-16-2004, 02:30 AM

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Originally posted by IPK
hehe

Gee, who'd have suspected.

michel · 02-16-2004, 02:32 AM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Sickdick
Unfortunelately his body couldn't handle this enjoyable moment so he shitted on himself while he was ejaculating!

boardersweetie · 02-16-2004, 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Warphead
I have a couple friends that are married to each other, one night they told me a story:

They'd been out drinking hard one Saturday night, when they got home and decided some drunken sex would finish the evening nicely. He was going down on her, calmy got up off the bed, opened the window and puked. As he turned around and wiped his chin he said with a completely straight-face "Nothing personal".

The funny part was it was SHE that told me the story.

That's a great story. Drunken sex is the best.

Rictor · 02-16-2004, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Corpsie
She was giving certain parts of my anatomy a massage with her tongue and I "relaxed" a little bit too much. Needless to say, it blew her hair back. The best part was that she was laughing harder than I was.

Therefore, my girlfriend rocks.

I was expecting a sexy g/f pic and then I read this story. You are a sick and twisted fuck. I'm putting my penis away now. Die.

hova · 02-16-2004, 02:34 AM

I feel no need to finish my breakfast after this

Ash@phpFX · 02-16-2004, 02:52 AM

ModelPerfect · 02-16-2004, 05:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Warphead
I have a couple friends that are married to each other, one night they told me a story:

They'd been out drinking hard one Saturday night, when they got home and decided some drunken sex would finish the evening nicely. He was going down on her, calmy got up off the bed, opened the window and puked. As he turned around and wiped his chin he said with a completely straight-face "Nothing personal".

The funny part was it was SHE that told me the story.

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Maximillion · 02-16-2004, 06:43 AM

Yes, cool girlfriend.

TheEnforcer · 02-16-2004, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rictor

I was expecting a sexy g/f pic and then I read this story. You are a sick and twisted fuck. I'm putting my penis away now. Die.

ROFLMAO!!!

I was laughing my ass of through this whole thread and got to this and man my fucking ribs hurt sooooo bad from laughing hard now!!

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