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funkmaster · 02-15-2004, 10:31 PM

I want to spam here, because I am sure where this will go. Sorry if this is in the wrong spot - please feel free to move it if necessary!

The ever-growing need for a safe, reliable billing option for internet users has finally been fulfilled. We are proud to announce the launch of shutthefuckup Billing, at www.shutthefuckupBilling.com! shutthefuckup Billing is your online credit card processing solution, and best of all there are NO RESTRICTIONS and NO SETUP FEES!

For internet merchants, it has become increasingly more difficult to obtain merchant accounts for online sales, especially in the so-called ?high risk? areas. Many webmasters had to turn to a third-party billing system that would still allow them to accept credit cards since that ability is a necessity on the Internet. Now, the added regulations imposed on webmasters make it very difficult for some, and impossible for others, to use these third-party systems.

Now comes shutthefuckup Billing! shutthefuckup Billing has developed a system whereby persons who could not otherwise accept credit cards, for whatever reason, can now do so, without worrying about the restrictions imposed by the major credit card companies. If you are an adult webmaster, you can now accept credit cards for payment without a merchant account. Do you run an online casino? Now players can again instantly fund their casino accounts using their credit cards! Run online auctions? Now you can accept credit cards for payment without getting your own merchant account!

shutthefuckup Billing offers real-time credit card processing for all types of transactions. We have a complete set of webmaster features including a shopping cart, automatic rebilling, the ability to edit membership usernames and passwords right from the site, and of course instant online access to track account activity.

Additionally, not only can users accept credit cards for payment, they can accept checks, bank transfers, 900 billing, and more. Add shutthefuckup Billing?s extensive chargeback protection coupled with ?Certified by Visa? security protocol and users have the safest, most reliable, stable payment processing solution available!

Webmasters using shutthefuckup Billing have complete control of all membership activities, including the ability to edit usernames and passwords, process automatic rebills and trial subscriptions, as well as monitor conversion rates. Payments are made directly into users? bank accounts in most instances, so there is no waiting for a check to arrive in the mail.

shutthefuckup Billing offers a competitive standard percentage rate of 99.5%, but as with everything about the system, that rate can be customized for each of our clients. In order to prevent chargebacks, in addition to our extensive dispute resolution system, we have a 100% reserve for the first six months. However, during that period, users still have the full amount of their account available to send to other shutthefuckup Billing users. A users account matures in 300 days, after which time users can withdraw funds directly into their bank account, have checks issued, or utilize another form of payment. This is in order effort to prevent money laundering, as well as protecting our users.

shutthefuckup Billing took the best features of all the third-party billing systems, combined them with the convenience and security of the other alternative payment methods, took away the restrictions, and came up with one fantastic total billing/payment solution for everyone!

SHUTTHEFUCKUP BILLING ? YOUR PAYMENT PROCESSING SOLUTION!

hottshot · 02-15-2004, 10:33 PM

SHUTTHEFUCKUP

Wiz · 02-15-2004, 10:34 PM

Another solution

gornyhuy · 02-15-2004, 10:34 PM

What do they tell you if you call them up bitching about their scrubbing levels?

STFU!~

gornyhuy · 02-15-2004, 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Wiz
Another solution

Keep posting that joke, someone will find it funny.

Maximillion · 02-15-2004, 10:36 PM

whos the guy in marketing that came up with the name?

Murphy_Dog · 02-15-2004, 10:38 PM

Could be interesting if your website was not 404.

Oracle Porn · 02-15-2004, 10:39 PM

MadCap · 02-15-2004, 10:41 PM

Where do i join.

Wiz · 02-15-2004, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gornyhuy

Keep posting that joke, someone will find it funny.

Ok ...

Paris Hilton Video

Aussie Rebel · 02-15-2004, 11:11 PM

macker · 02-15-2004, 11:23 PM

omg the vultures are circling

pudcat · 02-15-2004, 11:49 PM

your tech support would be good....

funkmaster · 02-15-2004, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Aussie Rebel
404

whois shutthefuckupbilling.com

Whois Server Version 1.3

Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.

No match for "SHUTTHEFUCKUPBILLING.COM"

Misty Kristy · 02-15-2004, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Murphy_Dog
Could be interesting if your website was not 404.

STFU billing is a FU'd name

PatrickKing · 02-15-2004, 11:59 PM

Almost as bad of an idea as my failed attempt at suckmydickbitch billing.

02-15-2004, 10:31 PM	#1
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	ShutTheFuckUp Billing is now live! I want to spam here, because I am sure where this will go. Sorry if this is in the wrong spot - please feel free to move it if necessary! The ever-growing need for a safe, reliable billing option for internet users has finally been fulfilled. We are proud to announce the launch of shutthefuckup Billing, at www.shutthefuckupBilling.com! shutthefuckup Billing is your online credit card processing solution, and best of all there are NO RESTRICTIONS and NO SETUP FEES! For internet merchants, it has become increasingly more difficult to obtain merchant accounts for online sales, especially in the so-called ?high risk? areas. Many webmasters had to turn to a third-party billing system that would still allow them to accept credit cards since that ability is a necessity on the Internet. Now, the added regulations imposed on webmasters make it very difficult for some, and impossible for others, to use these third-party systems. Now comes shutthefuckup Billing! shutthefuckup Billing has developed a system whereby persons who could not otherwise accept credit cards, for whatever reason, can now do so, without worrying about the restrictions imposed by the major credit card companies. If you are an adult webmaster, you can now accept credit cards for payment without a merchant account. Do you run an online casino? Now players can again instantly fund their casino accounts using their credit cards! Run online auctions? Now you can accept credit cards for payment without getting your own merchant account! shutthefuckup Billing offers real-time credit card processing for all types of transactions. We have a complete set of webmaster features including a shopping cart, automatic rebilling, the ability to edit membership usernames and passwords right from the site, and of course instant online access to track account activity. Additionally, not only can users accept credit cards for payment, they can accept checks, bank transfers, 900 billing, and more. Add shutthefuckup Billing?s extensive chargeback protection coupled with ?Certified by Visa? security protocol and users have the safest, most reliable, stable payment processing solution available! Webmasters using shutthefuckup Billing have complete control of all membership activities, including the ability to edit usernames and passwords, process automatic rebills and trial subscriptions, as well as monitor conversion rates. Payments are made directly into users? bank accounts in most instances, so there is no waiting for a check to arrive in the mail. shutthefuckup Billing offers a competitive standard percentage rate of 99.5%, but as with everything about the system, that rate can be customized for each of our clients. In order to prevent chargebacks, in addition to our extensive dispute resolution system, we have a 100% reserve for the first six months. However, during that period, users still have the full amount of their account available to send to other shutthefuckup Billing users. A users account matures in 300 days, after which time users can withdraw funds directly into their bank account, have checks issued, or utilize another form of payment. This is in order effort to prevent money laundering, as well as protecting our users. shutthefuckup Billing took the best features of all the third-party billing systems, combined them with the convenience and security of the other alternative payment methods, took away the restrictions, and came up with one fantastic total billing/payment solution for everyone! SHUTTHEFUCKUP BILLING ? YOUR PAYMENT PROCESSING SOLUTION!

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