Almost had a fight today, tell me how would you react? - GoFuckYourself.com

keyDet79 · 02-14-2004, 07:42 PM

I was eating pizza with my mother in a local pizzeria, some drunk fat bitch came up to us, asked if she was Polish (we were talking Russian, she replied she was Italian - inside joke), on which she started yelling "no you're a polish whore, all polish bitches are whores".

My mother looks damn hot by the way and people often mistake me for her boyfriend whem I'm with her. Tell me, what's a suitable reaction to something like this? I was stunned, didn't say or do anything because this shit *never* happens to me, it happens to others, I look like someone you don't want to mess with. Then a minute later I felt sorry for not giving any reaction at all and I still do..

Juicy D. Links · 02-14-2004, 07:44 PM

Whip out your cock and cock slap the chick

Oracle Porn · 02-14-2004, 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by keyDet79
My mother looks damn hot

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Spunky · 02-14-2004, 07:47 PM

Wow that was wierd..she must have been drunk

Oracle Porn · 02-14-2004, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by keyDet79
I was eating pizza with my mother in a local pizzeria, some drunk fat bitch came up to us, asked if she was Polish (we were talking Russian, she replied she was Italian - inside joke), on which she started yelling "no you're a polish whore, all polish bitches are whores".

My mother looks damn hot by the way and people often mistake me for her boyfriend whem I'm with her. Tell me, what's a suitable reaction to something like this? I was stunned, didn't say or do anything because this shit *never* happens to me, it happens to others, I look like someone you don't want to mess with. Then a minute later I felt sorry for not giving any reaction at all and I still do..

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broke · 02-14-2004, 07:48 PM

I'd have killed the bitch.

MetaMan · 02-14-2004, 07:49 PM

stand up and knock her the fuck out,
no one diss respects my mom, that is one the worst showing of disrepects is making racist comments to a mom.

Digipimp · 02-14-2004, 07:50 PM

So some drunk bitch was yelling at your mother and calling her a whore in public? If that's what happened I would have put that fat bitch in a chokehold until she damn near died.

wyldblyss · 02-14-2004, 07:50 PM

She was probably just jealous, being as it was a woman and she was drunk, you did the right thing, just ignore her.

keyDet79 · 02-14-2004, 07:51 PM

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Originally posted by Oracle Porn

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Well she does for her age

and this jealousy of these old ugly fat bitches really pisses me off.

synergysex · 02-14-2004, 07:51 PM

I would have taken some ass and kicked some names.

RoUgH AiR · 02-14-2004, 07:55 PM

If they mistaken you for her boyfriend....prove them all wrong and get down and eat her yam.

(wtf) disregard that!

integrated · 02-14-2004, 07:57 PM

uc when i go out i carry a fake police badge, flash that baby around and it tends to shut ppl up

p3rsian · 02-14-2004, 08:00 PM

post a pic of your mom

KRL · 02-14-2004, 08:00 PM

Works every time to shut dumb ass people the fuck up.

<IMX> · 02-14-2004, 08:00 PM

Post pics dude, we need to see what your mom looks like in order to judge.

Quote:

Originally posted by keyDet79

Well she does for her age and this jealousy of these old ugly fat bitches really pisses me off.

integrated · 02-14-2004, 08:02 PM

keyDet79 · 02-14-2004, 08:05 PM

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Originally posted by integrated
pics

There's plenty to jerk off to on GFY ;)

integrated · 02-14-2004, 08:07 PM

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Originally posted by keyDet79

There's plenty to jerk off to on GFY ;)

lay it out on the table

you made the story up didnt ya

didnt ya

common

this thread is useless without pics

Vitasoy · 02-14-2004, 08:09 PM

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Originally posted by KRL

Works every time to shut dumb ass people the fuck up.

I need one of those

RoUgH AiR · 02-14-2004, 08:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL

Works every time to shut dumb ass people the fuck up.

You started it

Wilbo · 02-14-2004, 08:32 PM

Hitting the bitch would have just gotten you locked up in front of your mother. Yelling at her or trying to reason would have just made the drunk go off more. You did the correct thing IMHO. Now if your mother wasn't there............

Steve · 02-14-2004, 09:34 PM

Why are you even talking to strangers?
FatBitch: "Are you Polish?"
You: "FUCK OFF"

end of drama

kudo's for you NOT getting violent.

sexsup · 02-15-2004, 04:52 AM

You had to call the cops, after a lawyer, just to make some money out of the "drunk fat bitch"

Intelligence · 02-15-2004, 05:07 AM

if my mom didn't smack the fuck out of her i would have

02-14-2004, 07:42 PM	#1
keyDet79 Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Netherlands Posts: 1,109	Almost had a fight today, tell me how would you react? I was eating pizza with my mother in a local pizzeria, some drunk fat bitch came up to us, asked if she was Polish (we were talking Russian, she replied she was Italian - inside joke), on which she started yelling "no you're a polish whore, all polish bitches are whores". My mother looks damn hot by the way and people often mistake me for her boyfriend whem I'm with her. Tell me, what's a suitable reaction to something like this? I was stunned, didn't say or do anything because this shit never happens to me, it happens to others, I look like someone you don't want to mess with. Then a minute later I felt sorry for not giving any reaction at all and I still do.. __________________ Multihomed quality BW for less ICQ 51034232 - MSN [email protected] - Email keydet(at)vibehosting.com

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wyldblyss Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Buck Starts Here Posts: 5,779	She was probably just jealous, being as it was a woman and she was drunk, you did the right thing, just ignore her.

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02-14-2004, 08:32 PM	#22
Wilbo Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Baltimore Posts: 2,082	Hitting the bitch would have just gotten you locked up in front of your mother. Yelling at her or trying to reason would have just made the drunk go off more. You did the correct thing IMHO. Now if your mother wasn't there............

02-14-2004, 09:34 PM	#23
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	Why are you even talking to strangers? FatBitch: "Are you Polish?" You: "FUCK OFF" end of drama kudo's for you NOT getting violent.

02-15-2004, 04:52 AM	#24
sexsup Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 3,004	You had to call the cops, after a lawyer, just to make some money out of the "drunk fat bitch"

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Intelligence Registered User Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A realm past the reality you assume you comprehend Posts: 299	if my mom didn't smack the fuck out of her i would have