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He-Man 02-13-2004 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by AbulletAwayGoneBad
I think to assume Jesus was black or white or is just plain ignorant. The people of that region have been there this whole time. It's not like they all suddenly turned from black or white to tan skinned Middle Eastern looking. But when it comes to religion, people are always going to believe whatever they want to believe. It will never change. Organized Religion breeds stupidity.

I do look forward to seeing the movie though.

The Palestines have a different opinion on that though.

AbulletAway 02-13-2004 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by He-Man
Photographic evidence that Jesus the Christ was white.

http://www.sherrymama.com/Lord%20Jesus%20Christ.jpg


Oh ya, I forgot 33 was the year the world was introduced to photography. :thumbsup

hova 02-13-2004 06:13 PM

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Originally posted by AbulletAwayGoneBad



Oh ya, I forgot 33 was the year the world was introduced to photography. :thumbsup

and another smart one :1orglaugh

He-Man 02-13-2004 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by Mogulman


two images do not constitute evidence

But surely three will do.

http://www.littlewizard.org/ADJ1223/..._of_thorns.jpg

hova 02-13-2004 06:16 PM

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Originally posted by He-Man


But surely three will do.

http://www.littlewizard.org/ADJ1223/..._of_thorns.jpg

show 'm boy!

He-Man 02-13-2004 06:17 PM

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Originally posted by AbulletAwayGoneBad



Oh ya, I forgot 33 was the year the world was introduced to photography. :thumbsup

The left one was his actual yearbook picture

hova 02-13-2004 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by He-Man


The left one was his actual yearbook picture

CLASSIC!

AbulletAway 02-13-2004 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by He-Man


The Palestines have a different opinion on that though.



I never met or have seen a black or white native Middle Easterner before. I suppose it was possible that someone of European descent managed to make his way the Middle East. But then that would kinda mean the bible lied when it traces who begot who.

All I'm saying is that all white people tend to look the same skin wise. Some have tans, some don't but they're all white. Black people skin wise all look the same, some lighter, some darker skin wise. Middle Eastern people are the same, Asian people are the same. It is without logic to think Jesus was white or black.

AbulletAway 02-13-2004 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by He-Man


The left one was his actual yearbook picture


You mean this one? I found the original.


http://www.abulletaway.com/gfy/jesus.jpg

He-Man 02-13-2004 06:27 PM

The Vatican did eventually consent with this movie didn?t they? Doesn?t this movie constitute blasphemy?

He-Man 02-13-2004 06:45 PM

Did I use to many big words or what?

hova 02-13-2004 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by He-Man
Did I use to many big words or what?
I think so, but I feel you boy

mhende6600 02-13-2004 06:53 PM

I don't know if Jesus was black or white, they did not have cameras back then. I know what color the devil is...

He-Man 02-13-2004 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by mhende6600
I don't know if Jesus was black or white, they did not have cameras back then. I know what color the devil is...
Oww, please don't keep us in suspense!!

maxdaname 02-13-2004 07:58 PM

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Originally posted by AbulletAwayGoneBad



You mean this one? I found the original.


http://www.abulletaway.com/gfy/jesus.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

DWB 02-13-2004 08:05 PM

Well, if God is Brazilian... and probably from the north of Brazil (Salvador_ where they are black... Then Jesus has to be black. :)

I totally agree that Jesus was black. What would a hippy looking white guy be doing walking around the middle east? Not gonna happen back then. "with hair like sheeps wool" the bible says... that pretty much says it all. But the white man has to make him white with long flowing hair.

It's all just another form of The Man trying to hold the black man down.

DWB 02-13-2004 08:06 PM

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Originally posted by mhende6600
I don't know if Jesus was black or white, they did not have cameras back then. I know what color the devil is...
*cough* white devil *cough*

69pornlinks 02-13-2004 08:07 PM

'feet of brunt bronze and hair like sheep's wool'

sound like a brotha to me,it's in the bible,but iguess they didn't read that

eroswebmaster 02-13-2004 08:09 PM

I honestly can't wait to see it :)

eroswebmaster 02-13-2004 08:10 PM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks
'feet of brunt bronze and hair like sheep's wool'

sound like a brotha to me,it's in the bible,but iguess they didn't read that

I won't go so far to say he was black...he definitely wasn't a barry gibb look a like.

You can find a lot of jews who have skin like burnt bronze and have kinky hair.

He-Man 02-13-2004 08:14 PM

But does she get naked?

Honeyslut 02-13-2004 08:56 PM

and I suppose everyone thinks Freddie Mercury was white ?

hova 02-13-2004 09:01 PM

Offcourse she gets naked?! Damn fool, haven't you read the bible? They always get naked!

thehornydevil 02-13-2004 09:44 PM

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Originally posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
It's all just another form of The Man trying to hold the black man down.
If you're serious - you're fucking retarded. I don't think JC was a white dude, but he wasn't African either.

thehornydevil 02-13-2004 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by 69pornlinks
'feet of brunt bronze and hair like sheep's wool'

sound like a brotha to me,it's in the bible,but iguess they didn't read that

The Bible says a lot of things. Most Priests will tell you a lot of it is made up to teach lessons.

Greg B 02-13-2004 09:57 PM

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Originally posted by 12clicks


I sure hope you didn't *pay* for that education.
Jesus was a jew.
Jews looked then much the way they do today.
Jews were VERY race aware and stuck to their own kind.

I sure hope you didn't *pay* for your stupidity.

Jesus was a jew true.
Jews do NOT look today as they did then.
Jews were not VERY race aware, religion aware yes, sect aware yes, tribe aware yes...Judaism is a faith not a race.

If jews stuck to their own kind nobody else in the entire region would have been speaking Hebrew, nor the Jews any other languages.

Rictor 02-13-2004 10:01 PM

Only KKK members believe that Jesus was white.

12clicks 02-14-2004 09:26 AM

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Originally posted by Greg B


I sure hope you didn't *pay* for your stupidity.

Jesus was a jew true.
Jews do NOT look today as they did then.
Jews were not VERY race aware, religion aware yes, sect aware yes, tribe aware yes...Judaism is a faith not a race.

If jews stuck to their own kind nobody else in the entire region would have been speaking Hebrew, nor the Jews any other languages.

hahahah, looks like you DID pay for that education! :1orglaugh keep spouting your opinion like its fact. that will make it true.:1orglaugh

Scootermuze 02-14-2004 09:43 AM

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Originally posted by hottoddy
Where did this "Jesus was black" shit come from anyway? I mean, the same people who live in the area now (jews, arabs), are the same who lived there thousands of years ago. They ain't white but they sure as hell ain't black either. Let's call them olive skins.
In that era Jews were considered black, so technically, J.C. was black..

Roger 02-14-2004 09:46 AM

what? Monica Belluci is actually in the movie? I'll most certainly see it then.

Michaelious 02-14-2004 10:09 AM

Jesus was probably tanned and brown eyed with curly hair (he was a jew remember)..and come to think of it his brothers and sisters would have been the same (cos he did have them)

playa 02-14-2004 10:24 AM

well he definately didn't have blonde hair and blue eyes
i think pretty much everyone agrees to that

ADL Colin 02-14-2004 10:47 AM

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Originally posted by SilverTab
http://popularmechanics.com/science/...suslead-lg.jpg

According to this site this is what he looks like

Hmmm ... Isn't it likely that he would not have cut his hair above his ears?

axelcat 02-14-2004 10:51 AM

I really want to see that movie


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