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ytcracker · 02-13-2004, 03:07 AM

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Written by The CBn Team (11 Feb, 2004, 21:04)

http://www.commanderbond.net/Public/...s/2264-1.shtml

As now reported in many news sources around the World (including: Chicago Sun Times & MKKBB), CBn can now confirm from its own sources close to the negotiations for Bond 21 that Pierce Brosnan will not be returning to the role of James Bond.

Brosnan had previously stated that he was good for five, perhaps six films, tying him with Sean Connery?s term with Eon. This no longer seems to be case.

Brosnan has stepped into the role of 007 four times (Goldeneye, Tomorrow Never Dies, The World Is Not Enough and Die Another Day). Each film he made did better in the global market than the previous one, with DAD being second only to Thunderball in adjusted total worldwide gross. Die Another Day also saw the theme song nominated for two Grammy Awards and featured an acadamy award winning actress (Halle Berry) as the main Bond girl.

schiz · 02-13-2004, 03:36 AM

he wanted to kill off bond on his way out

the last movie was horrible anyway

psyko514 · 02-13-2004, 03:37 AM

who's going to replace him now?

i say sean connery should do it again.

TurboTrucker · 02-13-2004, 03:39 AM

That fucking sucks. Pierce is the perfect example of what you expect Bond to be.

Shoehorn! · 02-13-2004, 03:41 AM

That sucks, he was the best James Bond.

KRL · 02-13-2004, 03:42 AM

Is there a Photoshopper on duty right now? We need a "Links, Juicy Links" version of this (Bond, James Bond). LOL

DirtyDanza · 02-13-2004, 03:43 AM

I'll play bond... james bond....

The Truth Hurts · 02-13-2004, 03:49 AM

Tom Cruise would make a good Bond.

The Truth Hurts · 02-13-2004, 03:50 AM

or colin farrell

The Truth Hurts · 02-13-2004, 03:52 AM

or Hugh Jackman

Living For Today · 02-13-2004, 03:55 AM

thats fucken bullshit! he was a perfect bond.

TurboTrucker · 02-13-2004, 03:56 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
Is there a Photoshopper on duty right now? We need a "Links, Juicy Links" version of this (Bond, James Bond). LOL

Steve · 02-13-2004, 07:37 AM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
Tom Cruise would make a good Bond.

might as well get Plank from Ed, Edd, & Eddy

Steve · 02-13-2004, 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
or colin farrell

a midget Bond? blasphemey!

Steve · 02-13-2004, 07:39 AM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
or Hugh Jackman

maybe...
all the other British/Aussie guys have too wicked of an accent

hopefully they'll pick someone in their early-mid 30's so he can stick around a bit

jollyperv · 02-13-2004, 07:40 AM

The last 5 bond movies were horrible. Time to hang it up.

Seb From Holland · 02-13-2004, 07:53 AM

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Originally posted by TurboTrucker

ahahahahahahah

KRL · 02-13-2004, 07:54 AM

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Originally posted by TurboTrucker

Classic

KraZ · 02-13-2004, 08:03 AM

I have just two words for you (and do remember them):

Jude LAW

I saw an interview ... he was "approached" and made an offer. Do you think he'll refuse it???

Stallion · 02-13-2004, 08:16 AM

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Originally posted by TurboTrucker

haha thats good

CE_BigB · 02-13-2004, 08:35 AM

I think this is great news...

I am one serious BOND fan...
.. and I personally never could get into Pierce.

.. but I swear.. if Justin Timberlake is the next bond...

... I will GO OFF !!!

pornstar2pac · 02-13-2004, 08:38 AM

Paris for the Bond Whore.

Manowar · 02-13-2004, 08:44 AM

Damn, Pierce brosnan was the best bond in years - they will probably replace him with a crap actor.

The best bond with pierce brosnan in it was goldeneye anyway

ytcracker · 02-13-2004, 08:46 AM

i thought pierce was like the spitting image of what bond should be

ive been a die hard bond fan since i was like 3 years old i have the whole collection pre goldeneye on VHS. DAD was a good flick i didnt mind it at all.

jude law would be pretty pimp - i saw on CBn that they were planning to use him

DVTimes · 02-13-2004, 08:48 AM

Sorry, but all the 007 films with Pierce brosnan were dull. They were just big ads for BMW.

I fell asleep during the last one.

These days the James Bond films are just adverts.

KRL · 02-13-2004, 08:51 AM

Sean Connery was the best James Bond of all of them. And the only one that looked authentic.

DVTimes · 02-13-2004, 08:57 AM

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i thought pierce was like the spitting image of what bond should be

He was fine, but the films are just dull.

I can right you a modern James Bond film, no problem.

Villain (make him German for effect) decides to rule the world by launching a super virus onto the net.

Bond must hunt him down (in his brand new BMW).

Villain runs around the world (with his new Mac lap top) and his mobile phone (nokia).

Bond does clever stuff on his computer (Mac) while his bond girl looks sexy.

Bond jumps on his bike (BMW) and drives wild.

Bond does lots of bike stunts (with the camera focused on the BMW badge).

Bond escapes and finds villain, who has a scar/cat/extra nipple/fancy gun/dodgy accent (its up to you which).

Bond beats villain and wins.

Bond drives off in new BMW convertible with latest bond Babe.

DVTimes · 02-13-2004, 08:59 AM

By the way Rodger Moor was best. He was also English (not Scottish or Irish).

loverboy · 02-13-2004, 09:02 AM

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Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
Tom Cruise would make a good Bond.

he would be better off being "Ethan" of Mission Impossible. he is a good candidate though.

KraZ · 02-13-2004, 09:03 AM

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Originally posted by allanuk
By the way Rodger Moor was best. He was also English (not Scottish or Irish).

WHat do you think of Jude Law?

ytcracker · 02-13-2004, 09:06 AM

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Originally posted by allanuk

He was fine, but the films are just dull.

your plot synopsis is very present-day accurate, i will not disagree with you

however, theres a joke about underground hiphop fans, but it applies in this situation i think.

how many bond fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
3. one to actually change the lightbulb and the other two to argue about how the old one was so much better.

brand0n · 02-13-2004, 09:06 AM

it dont matter who they pick to be the next bond, no one is going to be happy with it.

they fucked up bigtime when they lost p/b

loverboy · 02-13-2004, 09:06 AM

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Originally posted by KraZ
I have just two words for you (and do remember them):

Jude LAW

I saw an interview ... he was "approached" and made an offer. Do you think he'll refuse it???

hmmm, i doubt. i haven't seen yet jude law portray any action flick to his name.

hugh jackman would be a contender, nice looks and had numerous stunts with action film.

it would be a challenge for the producers to come up with a main guy and maintain the image of Bond which a big fan since its first movie release.

Gunni · 02-13-2004, 09:08 AM

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Originally posted by KraZ

WHat do you think of Jude Law?

Yah, he'd be a great Bond!!

Steve · 02-13-2004, 09:11 AM

Jude Law? I can't see him kicking anyone's ass, the guys a bony little thing. Bond is supposed to be an uber-man.

radical · 02-13-2004, 09:17 AM

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Originally posted by allanuk
By the way Rodger Moor was best. He was also English (not Scottish or Irish).

Fuck you

Sean Connory was da beeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssst!!!

rabbit · 02-13-2004, 09:21 AM

bye bye pierce, we'll miss you!

nojob · 02-13-2004, 09:25 AM

I am with you . I cant stand these bond films. I want bond to die in the next one. Then they will make a new one that says he came back to life or that was his twin brother.
Does BMW back the whole film?

02-13-2004, 10:00 AM

Sean Connery was the best no doubt - he was far more brutal and womenizer than any other.

Roger Moore was ok, but he's a sissy compared to connery...not only because his 80's movies had to be more woman friendy, but because Connery is soo much cooler.

Bronsnan had a bit of Connery in him, though he not much of an Actor...always liked him as Reminton Steele though ;-)

Jude Law is cool, but no....he is too skinny.

I doubt they will pick someone american though, but if they do it can be no either than Steve Buscemi!!! ;-) No seriously it need to be either Vinnie Jones or Jason Statham!

zzgundamnzz · 02-13-2004, 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by allanuk

He was fine, but the films are just dull.

I can right you a modern James Bond film, no problem.

Villain (make him German for effect) decides to rule the world by launching a super virus onto the net.

Bond must hunt him down (in his brand new BMW).

Villain runs around the world (with his new Mac lap top) and his mobile phone (nokia).

Bond does clever stuff on his computer (Mac) while his bond girl looks sexy.

Bond jumps on his bike (BMW) and drives wild.

Bond does lots of bike stunts (with the camera focused on the BMW badge).

Bond escapes and finds villain, who has a scar/cat/extra nipple/fancy gun/dodgy accent (its up to you which).

Bond beats villain and wins.

Bond drives off in new BMW convertible with latest bond Babe.

You do know that he drove an Ashton Martin in the last film right?

zzgundamnzz · 02-13-2004, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by N J
Sean Connery was the best no doubt - he was far more brutal and womenizer than any other.

Yesh!

TheEnforcer · 02-13-2004, 10:14 AM

I agree Roger Moore was the best Bond!!

Brosnan was good and I hope they find someone equally as good to replace him.

Giorgio_Xo · 02-13-2004, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Truth Hurts
or Hugh Jackman

I think Jackman would be great! He'd be the second Aussie to do it.

ytcracker · 02-13-2004, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by zzgundamnzz

You do know that he drove an Ashton Martin in the last film right?

yea ford bought the rights this year

notice the ford thunderbird pulling up to the ice palace
and the jaguars

ford owns jag and aston martin

look it up if you dont beleive me

body · 02-13-2004, 10:26 AM

Robbie Williams for James Bond

webair · 02-13-2004, 10:31 AM

elvis

body · 02-13-2004, 10:37 AM

Now I got it, Arnold Schwarzenegger

tayloryum · 02-13-2004, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gunni

Yah, he'd be a great Bond!!

i agree, jude law would be awesome as bond (he has the looks, he could beef up, and he's got the accent). but i don't think he'd do it because he probably wouldn't want to be typecast.

NoCarrier · 02-13-2004, 10:47 AM

Jack Black should do it

dablond · 02-13-2004, 10:55 AM

I hate that. Between Sean Connery and Pierce Brosnan I'll take Sean Connery any time, but he's too old now to be believeable.
Brosnan was perfect. I hate to see someone else in the role,so I probably won't watch them.

02-13-2004, 03:07 AM	#1
ytcracker stc is the greatest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: rip sean murray Posts: 12,403	FUCK pierce brosnan not playing james bond anymore that sucks Licence Revoked Written by The CBn Team (11 Feb, 2004, 21:04) http://www.commanderbond.net/Public/...s/2264-1.shtml As now reported in many news sources around the World (including: Chicago Sun Times & MKKBB), CBn can now confirm from its own sources close to the negotiations for Bond 21 that Pierce Brosnan will not be returning to the role of James Bond. Brosnan had previously stated that he was good for five, perhaps six films, tying him with Sean Connery?s term with Eon. This no longer seems to be case. Brosnan has stepped into the role of 007 four times (Goldeneye, Tomorrow Never Dies, The World Is Not Enough and Die Another Day). Each film he made did better in the global market than the previous one, with DAD being second only to Thunderball in adjusted total worldwide gross. Die Another Day also saw the theme song nominated for two Grammy Awards and featured an acadamy award winning actress (Halle Berry) as the main Bond girl. __________________ www.ytcracker.com \| www.digitalgangster.com i love you

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Manowar jellyfish Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 71,528	Damn, Pierce brosnan was the best bond in years - they will probably replace him with a crap actor. The best bond with pierce brosnan in it was goldeneye anyway

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ytcracker stc is the greatest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: rip sean murray Posts: 12,403	i thought pierce was like the spitting image of what bond should be ive been a die hard bond fan since i was like 3 years old i have the whole collection pre goldeneye on VHS. DAD was a good flick i didnt mind it at all. jude law would be pretty pimp - i saw on CBn that they were planning to use him __________________ www.ytcracker.com \| www.digitalgangster.com i love you

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Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	Jude Law? I can't see him kicking anyone's ass, the guys a bony little thing. Bond is supposed to be an uber-man.

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nojob The Original NoJob Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Jerzzey Posts: 3,682	I am with you . I cant stand these bond films. I want bond to die in the next one. Then they will make a new one that says he came back to life or that was his twin brother. Does BMW back the whole film?

02-13-2004, 10:00 AM	#39
N J Guest Posts: n/a	Sean Connery was the best no doubt - he was far more brutal and womenizer than any other. Roger Moore was ok, but he's a sissy compared to connery...not only because his 80's movies had to be more woman friendy, but because Connery is soo much cooler. Bronsnan had a bit of Connery in him, though he not much of an Actor...always liked him as Reminton Steele though ;-) Jude Law is cool, but no....he is too skinny. I doubt they will pick someone american though, but if they do it can be no either than Steve Buscemi!!! ;-) No seriously it need to be either Vinnie Jones or Jason Statham!

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