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  • DarkJedi
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    • Feb 2001
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    #1

    If society collapses, what practical skills do you posess?

    Do you have any useful skills or would you be cast out as a useless eater? I don't imagine VB.NET will be in much demand after the collapse.
  • FACE
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    • Feb 2004
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    #2
    I can brew beer.

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    • Ross
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      • Sep 2002
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      #3
      I can please women.

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      • cyberpunk
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        • Feb 2001
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        #4
        I'm large enough to kill smaller people and animals for food
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        • RATBOY
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          #5
          I can spread my seed.

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          • kmanrox
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            • Oct 2001
            • 29295

            #6
            i can kill humans, military humans in particular, is that a skill I can use?
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            • FUCKuPAYme
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              • Jan 2003
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              #7
              I can grow bud
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              • DarkJedi
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                #8
                Originally posted by kmanrox
                i can kill humans, military humans in particular, is that a skill I can use?
                yes, i think owning a gun and knowing how to use it is a good skill

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                • Sp1nal
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                  • Jan 2004
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                  #9
                  I have no skills at all, so it's better to not think about this perspective.
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                  • Rob
                    I'm a great bowler.
                    • Nov 2003
                    • 13310

                    #10
                    Originally posted by FUCKuPAYme
                    I can grow bud


                    I can run real fast, fish with my hands, and make a Gilligan Island-style hut.

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                    • zzgundamnzz
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                      • Apr 2002
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                      #11
                      I can make weapons and armor out of practical stuff. Ever hear of Phone Book armor?


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                      • kmanrox
                        aka K-Man
                        • Oct 2001
                        • 29295

                        #12
                        Originally posted by DarkJedi


                        yes, i think owning a gun and knowing how to use it is a good skill
                        i sold all my guns when i came here.... i'd do it with my hands and misc. things laying around...
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                        • pimplink
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                          #13
                          I can prod female kidneys.... does that count?

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                          • FUCKuPAYme
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by HighOnAcid



                            I can run real fast, fish with my hands, and make a Gilligan Island-style hut.
                            then we are set all we need is 4 girls
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                            • jimboc
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                              • Jun 2002
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                              #15
                              Would we still have escorts? maybe i could pimp my ass?

                              It's good that you americans are thinking about the future, with the economy / national dept the way it is...

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                              • Phoenix
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                                • Nov 2002
                                • 35475

                                #16
                                I can grow food and raise animals for food

                                I was also raised way up north, I have alot of survival training.
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                                • SongRider
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                                  • Feb 2001
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                                  #17
                                  I think basic survival skills would kick in on everyone!!

                                  The animal is still in us all.... we just overlook it these days!

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                                  • Ash@phpFX
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                                    • Nov 2003
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                                    #18
                                    i can throw a boomerang

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                                    • spamofon
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                                      #19

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                                      • okny
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by FUCKuPAYme
                                        I can grow bud
                                        Now that's what i'm talking about, you will grow and i will smoke it
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                                        • mule
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                                          • Jan 2002
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                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by HighOnAcid



                                          I can run real fast, fish with my hands, and make a Gilligan Island-style hut.
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                                          • Ludedude
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                                            • Jun 2001
                                            • 4432

                                            #22
                                            I make a mean omelette.

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                                            • KRL
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                                              • Oct 2002
                                              • 31429

                                              #23
                                              I've made it a point to know a little bit about everything and a lot about important things.

                                              My father was in the military's US Army Reserves his whole life, and he instilled in me the fact that one must be able to survive completely on your own if need be. He taught me how to build things without tools and so many other essential skills. He taught me the importance of having backups to backups. Always be ready for the worst case scenario in everything you do in life. How to bounce back if you lose it all.

                                              If society collapses and we all go into survivor mode I'm ready and will be the last one kicked off the island.
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                                              • Sp1nal
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                                                • Jan 2004
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                                                #24
                                                So you all guys better unite until that awful disaster haven't come
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                                                • mindoza
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                                                  #25
                                                  most of us posess alot more skill then we think we do..but the truth is you never know into you walk in those shoes
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                                                  • dirtysouth
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                                                    • Jul 2003
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                                                    #26
                                                    I can make deals and make shit happen. I'll help someone take over.
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                                                    • StacyCat
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                                                      • May 2002
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                                                      #27
                                                      I can make babies :-)

                                                      Seriously, for those that arent worried, pick up a copy of Heinleins "Expanded Universe" He basically talks about what happens after WWIII, how it would work, how we would have to survive in an age of nothingness.

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                                                      • Holly
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                                                        • Jun 2003
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                                                        #28
                                                        I have tits and a vagina. I figure those should at least be good for something.
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                                                        • Rob
                                                          I'm a great bowler.
                                                          • Nov 2003
                                                          • 13310

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by mule
                                                          Smeagol!

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                                                          • CDSmith
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                                                            • May 2001
                                                            • 51460

                                                            #30
                                                            If society collapsed down to the "mad max" level, I wonder how many of you, if you survived, would turn into murderers, rapists, and theives.


                                                            I'm guessing the % would be substantial.
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                                                            • Fu-Q
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                                                              #31
                                                              i grew up on a farm so i can grow shit and hunt
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                                                              • mule
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                If society collapsed down to the "mad max" level, I wonder how many of you, if you survived, would turn into murderers, rapists, and theives.


                                                                I'm guessing the % would be substantial.
                                                                Including or excluding those who already are?
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                                                                • KRL
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                                                                  • Oct 2002
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Holly
                                                                  I have tits and a vagina. I figure those should at least be good for something.
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                                                                  • brand0n
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                                                                    • Nov 2002
                                                                    • 26983

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by KRL
                                                                    I've made it a point to know a little bit about everything and a lot about important things.

                                                                    My father was in the military's US Army Reserves his whole life, and he instilled in me the fact that one must be able to survive completely on your own if need be. He taught me how to build things without tools and so many other essential skills. He taught me the importance of having backups to backups. Always be ready for the worst case scenario in everything you do in life. How to bounce back if you lose it all.

                                                                    If society collapses and we all go into survivor mode I'm ready and will be the last one kicked off the island.
                                                                    and ill be the 1 doing the kicking
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                                                                    • Steve
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                                                                      • Feb 2001
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Holly
                                                                      I have tits and a vagina. I figure those should at least be good for something.
                                                                      Yeah, I'm sure the slave market would come back with a vengenge in a post apocolytic world.

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                                                                      • dunefield
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                                                                        #36
                                                                        Sounds like lord of the flies...

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                                                                        • mistersoft
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                                                                          #37
                                                                          Originally posted by Sp1nal
                                                                          I have no skills at all, so it's better to not think about this perspective.
                                                                          I can hide my head beneath the ground.
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                                                                          • mistersoft
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                                                                            #38
                                                                            Originally posted by CDSmith
                                                                            If society collapsed down to the "mad max" level, I wonder how many of you, if you survived, would turn into murderers, rapists, and theives.


                                                                            I'm guessing the % would be substantial.

                                                                            how can you think that way about the inhabitants of gfy??? :shock
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                                                                            • Holly
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                                                                              • Jun 2003
                                                                              • 10017

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by KRL


                                                                              Yes, you're safe.
                                                                              Just in case, I'm gonna start working out more to increase my appraisal value.
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                                                                              • -=HOAX=-
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                                                                                #40
                                                                                I can lead people to rebuild a better society.
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                                                                                • brutus
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                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  Shooting, fishing, building... hunting... no problem... and make deals there´s always need for deals .

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                                                                                  • Sig Whore
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                                                                                    • Jan 2004
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                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    i can do some kick ass sig whoring and get people talking about me constantly on the new forum we would need to setup

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                                                                                    • -=HOAX=-
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                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      The funny thing about this is...that I and some friends of mine made this pact. We were all just out of highschool talking conspiracy and speed killer virii, apocalypse crap...and we put together a survival box and buried it in a very secure place...only we know its location.

                                                                                      It was kinda fun, and to be honest...should something crazy happen...there's some pretty useful shit in there.
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                                                                                      • Maru
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                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                        I have tits and a vagina. I figure those should at least be good for something.
                                                                                        Yea - unless you grow old.

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                                                                                        • Sp1nal
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                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Originally posted by mistersoft


                                                                                          I can hide my head beneath the ground.
                                                                                          No, when the world will come to it's end I'll better buy a beer and sit on the edge of the roof, singing songs and dangling my feet.
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                                                                                          • tayloryum
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                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            i can make a kick-ass coconut cream pie, mary-ann style.
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                                                                                            • Mishi
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                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by FACE
                                                                                              I can brew beer.
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                                                                                              • Ross
                                                                                                Ik ben een aap
                                                                                                • Sep 2002
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                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by Holly
                                                                                                I have tits and a vagina. I figure those should at least be good for something.
                                                                                                In the highly unlikely even society collapses, gimme a call. I got a dick. We could be good together.

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                                                                                                • Holly
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                                                                                                  • Jun 2003
                                                                                                  • 10017

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Originally posted by Maru


                                                                                                  Yea - unless you grow old.
                                                                                                  No problem. Got that covered.

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                                                                                                  • Holly
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                                                                                                    • Jun 2003
                                                                                                    • 10017

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    Originally posted by Ross
                                                                                                    In the highly unlikely even society collapses, gimme a call. I got a dick. We could be good together.
                                                                                                    *putting you in my Palm Pilot now*
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