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12clicks · 02-12-2004, 09:40 AM

news at 11:00

hahaha, democrats never learn not to bang the interns.

slapass · 02-12-2004, 09:42 AM

Republicans don't get any. Not sure what I like better in a politician.

rooster · 02-12-2004, 09:47 AM

this is funny. 6 months ago everyone turned their back on kerry because he was a total stiff and knew he couldnt beat bush. So then they hop on the dean bandwaggon thinking his antics are a good thing, until he finally implodes. Now kerry will be in hot water, and these people will go back to Dean.

By the time of the election, whichever of those guys survivie is going to be such a bad candidate the only question will be how much bush wins by.

- Jesus Christ - · 02-12-2004, 09:49 AM

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Originally posted by rooster
this is funny. 6 months ago everyone turned their back on kerry because he was a total stiff and knew he couldnt beat bush. So then they hop on the dean bandwaggon thinking his antics are a good thing, until he finally implodes. Now kerry will be in hot water, and these people will go back to Dean.

By the time of the election, whichever of those guys survivie is going to be such a bad candidate the only question will be how much bush wins by.

Keep dreaming.

Bush is gonna win becasue hes gonna pull osama out of a hat.

Other than that hes DOOMED.

P.S. morons who base shit on the "party lines" have rocks for brains.

Peaches · 02-12-2004, 09:57 AM

Let's not forget about Kerry bangin' Hanoi Jane.

icu33774 · 02-12-2004, 09:59 AM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Keep dreaming.

Bush is gonna win becasue hes gonna pull osama out of a hat.

Other than that hes DOOMED.

P.S. morons who base shit on the "party lines" have rocks for brains.

You nailed it right there bro!

Steve · 02-12-2004, 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by Peaches
Let's not forget about Kerry bangin' Hanoi Jane.

And Morgan Fairchild, too. This dude scores a lot of Hollywood poontang. If he's somehow elected (well, it can happen - Clinton won twice), what are the odds he has a fiveway with Paris, J-Lo, Britney and Christina in the Lincoln bedroom?

Kimmykim · 02-12-2004, 10:06 AM

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Originally posted by Steve

And Morgan Fairchild, too. This dude scores a lot of Hollywood poontang. If he's somehow elected (well, it can happen - Clinton won twice), what are the odds he has a fiveway with Paris, J-Lo, Britney and Christina in the Lincoln bedroom?

A satisfied politician leaves things alone when they need to be left alone lol

Steve · 02-12-2004, 10:07 AM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

A satisfied politician leaves things alone when they need to be left alone lol

Is that a backhanded slam on Hilary?

Peaches · 02-12-2004, 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by Steve

And Morgan Fairchild, too. This dude scores a lot of Hollywood poontang. If he's somehow elected (well, it can happen - Clinton won twice), what are the odds he has a fiveway with Paris, J-Lo, Britney and Christina in the Lincoln bedroom?

True but he wasn't traipsing around the world with them protesting a war he now uses as his claim to fame.

JFK · 02-12-2004, 10:22 AM

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Originally posted by Steve

And Morgan Fairchild, too. This dude scores a lot of Hollywood poontang. If he's somehow elected (well, it can happen - Clinton won twice), what are the odds he has a fiveway with Paris, J-Lo, Britney and Christina in the Lincoln bedroom?

Love to have the video on that one

having a healthy sexual appetite may help, insted of hinder him

psili · 02-12-2004, 10:33 AM

Had a roommate who's theory was if the president's getting laid the country's going to do better. Clinton was fucking everything in site and those days seemed mellow. The Bush's don't seem like they get any -- thus the need for aggression and drama.

Dunno... but good for Kerry for getting laid none-the-less.

12clicks · 02-12-2004, 11:05 AM

his wacky wife is the wildcard that will make this fun!
She is as likely to throw his stuff onto the front lawn as she is to admit hebanged interns with her blessing.
either way, its popcorn eating time!

phelix · 02-12-2004, 11:17 AM

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Originally posted by rooster
this is funny. 6 months ago everyone turned their back on kerry because he was a total stiff and knew he couldnt beat bush. So then they hop on the dean bandwaggon thinking his antics are a good thing, until he finally implodes. Now kerry will be in hot water, and these people will go back to Dean.

I disagree, I think they'll move on to Edwards, who is the RIGHT choice for Dems if they want to beat Bush.

Greg B · 02-12-2004, 11:28 AM

So which one of youse bums is gonna put up a 'Kerry & The Intern' website with a fake video link to it?

12clicks · 02-12-2004, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by phelix

I disagree, I think they'll move on to Edwards, who is the RIGHT choice for Dems if they want to beat Bush.

nah, too inexperienced.
probably a good guy but he'd have no shot.

broke · 02-12-2004, 01:26 PM

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Originally posted by Steve

Is that a backhanded slam on Hilary?

If is wasn't... it should be.

Talk about a waste of skin.

genomega · 02-12-2004, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by 12clicks
his wacky wife is the wildcard that will make this fun!
She is as likely to throw his stuff onto the front lawn as she is to admit hebanged interns with her blessing.
either way, its popcorn eating time!

She has stated in the past that she would cut his balls off.

Bryan Havoc · 02-12-2004, 01:29 PM

If he banged his intern I'll definately vote for him!

sperbonzo · 02-12-2004, 01:33 PM

Personally I think that what is going to sink Kerry is his indesisiveness. He is a legeslator, not an executor. There is a reason why only 2 senators have won the presidency in the last 100 years, whereas many governors have, and that is that people want to see someone who is desisive, a leader, not a commitee member.

IMHO

TheJimmy · 02-12-2004, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by Kimmykim

A satisfied politician leaves things alone when they need to be left alone lol

Centurion · 02-12-2004, 01:37 PM

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Originally posted by rooster
this is funny. 6 months ago everyone turned their back on kerry because he was a total stiff and knew he couldnt beat bush. So then they hop on the dean bandwaggon thinking his antics are a good thing, until he finally implodes. Now kerry will be in hot water, and these people will go back to Dean.

By the time of the election, whichever of those guys survivie is going to be such a bad candidate the only question will be how much bush wins by.

You want to talk about someone who is imploding?
You want to talk about someone who looked like a TOTAL idiot on tv?

I'm not talking about Howard Dean..I'm talking GW on "Meet the Press"..he was a slobbering idiot who had difficult putting together 3 sentences to form a coherent response to most of the questions asked of him (which by the way he had 2 days in advance of the program, so had plenty of time to MEMORIZE what he was going to say.)

So the entire BUSH administration has been imploding and continues to do so. So brag about your boy, because he has done WAY more damage to his OWN compaign (THANKFULLY) than ANY of the democratic contenders have done.

We thank Bush for his continual shooting himself in the foot! It proves what MOST American's have suspected. He's NOT up for this job and has NOT been doing a good job as President.

Failure in government is NOT rewarded by the American people!

CDSmith · 02-12-2004, 01:50 PM

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Originally posted by Centurion
You want to talk about someone who is imploding?
You want to talk about someone who looked like a TOTAL idiot on tv?

I'm not talking about Howard Dean..I'm talking GW on "Meet the Press"..he was a slobbering idiot who had difficult putting together 3 sentences to form a coherent response to most of the questions asked of him (which by the way he had 2 days in advance of the program, so had plenty of time to MEMORIZE what he was going to say.)

So the entire BUSH administration has been imploding and continues to do so. So brag about your boy, because he has done WAY more damage to his OWN compaign (THANKFULLY) than ANY of the democratic contenders have done.

We thank Bush for his continual shooting himself in the foot! It proves what MOST American's have suspected. He's NOT up for this job and has NOT been doing a good job as President.

Failure in government is NOT rewarded by the American people!

What country will you be moving to when he wins?

doornx · 02-12-2004, 01:59 PM

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Originally posted by - Jesus Christ -
Keep dreaming.

Bush is gonna win becasue hes gonna pull osama out of a hat.

Other than that hes DOOMED.

P.S. morons who base shit on the "party lines" have rocks for brains.

So true..the only people who still think that Bush has a chance are voting for the sack of shit. Osamo or not he should not serve another 4 years ...

Marcus · 02-12-2004, 02:00 PM

whats a "ketchup queer"?

Steve · 02-12-2004, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by Marcus
whats a "ketchup queer"?

I don't know, but it has now been added to my lexicon of vulgarity.

LauraLee · 02-12-2004, 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by Marcus
whats a "ketchup queer"?

Kerry's wife is the heiress to the heinz 57 billion dollar a year empire. i will say this, if Kerry wins- which in fact i hope he does, the media is going to have more than a feild day with her. she is KNOWN to be very outspoken and does not mince words

Steve · 02-12-2004, 02:11 PM

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Originally posted by LauraLee

Kerry's wife is the heiress to the heinz 57 billion dollar a year empire. i will say this, if Kerry wins- which in fact i hope he does, the media is going to have more than a feild day with her. she is KNOWN to be very outspoken and does not mince words

well, if I were to be sitting on 57 billion, you bet your ass I wouldn't bother mincing words.

I think my standard response would be "EAT ME"

Mr.Fiction · 02-12-2004, 02:19 PM

Most Americans wish they had a president who only lied about sex, instead of lying about everything else including war.

If you haven't seen the latest polls (right wingers loved the polls when Bush was "popular"), Bush has higher disapproval rating than approval ratings, and he is almost exactly where his father was in 1992.

Anyone who can remember the early 90's can tell you that Bush Sr. seemed unbeatable, then Clinton wasted him.

The right wingers are going crazy now that they see the end.

broke · 02-12-2004, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by Mr.Fiction
Most Americans wish they had a president who only lied about sex, instead of lying about everything else including war.

If you haven't seen the latest polls (right wingers loved the polls when Bush was "popular"), Bush has higher disapproval rating than approval ratings, and he is almost exactly where his father was in 1992.

Anyone who can remember the early 90's can tell you that Bush Sr. seemed unbeatable, then Clinton wasted him.

The right wingers are going crazy now that they see the end.

Just shut up!

You speak for yourself.

Not most Americans.

FACE · 02-12-2004, 02:33 PM

Kerry fucked an Intern. Bush fucked 300 million americans.

go figure.

Mr.Fiction · 02-12-2004, 02:35 PM

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Originally posted by broke

Just shut up!

You speak for yourself.

Not most Americans.

I just pointed out the fact that the same polls that right wingers loved so much for the last three years now say that most American do not want Bush elected.

Not only that, the polls say that more American want Kerry than Bush.

You only speak for yourself, right winger say that polls speak for most Americans, and now the polls say that America doesn't want Bush.

You right wingers live by the poll, you die by the poll.

LauraLee · 02-12-2004, 02:36 PM

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Originally posted by Steve

well, if I were to be sitting on 57 billion, you bet your ass I wouldn't bother mincing words.

I think my standard response would be "EAT ME"

umm, you were supose to read that she is heiress to the Heinz 57 empire.

slavdogg · 02-12-2004, 03:06 PM

funny how all these rich ass democrats pretend to represent the common folk

Hi Laura

Mr.Fiction · 02-12-2004, 03:12 PM

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funny how all these rich ass democrats pretend to represent the common folk

It's even funnier how right wingers attack rich Democrats now that they see Kerry, but when Clinton was president, a guy who grew up poor, the right wingers called him "white trash" and other names.

Rush Limbaugh listeners.

TweetyBird · 02-12-2004, 03:16 PM

hehe

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rooster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,384	this is funny. 6 months ago everyone turned their back on kerry because he was a total stiff and knew he couldnt beat bush. So then they hop on the dean bandwaggon thinking his antics are a good thing, until he finally implodes. Now kerry will be in hot water, and these people will go back to Dean. By the time of the election, whichever of those guys survivie is going to be such a bad candidate the only question will be how much bush wins by. __________________ Ever notice that pretty much everything added to the Constitution after the original was a mistake.

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12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	his wacky wife is the wildcard that will make this fun! She is as likely to throw his stuff onto the front lawn as she is to admit hebanged interns with her blessing. either way, its popcorn eating time! __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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