3 1/2 Ounces Of Weed Stolen...woman calls cops ?!?!? - GoFuckYourself.com

Ludedude · 02-10-2004, 02:10 AM

Are people really this fucking moronic?

FEBRUARY 9--Meet Shane Walker. Last Tuesday, the Charleston, West Virginia woman contacted cops to say that her boyfriend had stolen her marijuana stash. Normally, that's not something you share with the fuzz. But Walker apparently really wanted those 3.5 ounces back. As a result Walker spent her 25th birthday in the local lockup and is facing a felony possession charge

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/wvastash1.html

Rorschach · 02-10-2004, 02:16 AM

That's pretty fucking stupid alright.

Ash@phpFX · 02-10-2004, 02:17 AM

some people are too fucking dumb

chemicaleyes · 02-10-2004, 02:25 AM

how do you get to be that dumb

KraZ · 02-10-2004, 03:01 AM

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Originally posted by chemicaleyes
how do you get to be that dumb

I hope they keep it a secret ...

Funny, I just listened to Afroman's Cos I Got High ...

born4porn · 02-10-2004, 03:04 AM

it seems some people are the token dumb asses to make us all feel just that little bit smarter

invertiga · 02-10-2004, 03:04 AM

Haha, thats as good as here... Some poor bastard arrived at the cop station and put half a E in front of the cops and asked them if they could arrest his dealer as the drugs he bought weren't working... poor hahahaha ended up in court and got charged for drug posession. He had no idea he even went to the cops.

icu33774 · 02-10-2004, 03:05 AM

bhutocracy · 02-10-2004, 03:06 AM

at first glance i thought she just wanted to get the boyfriend fucked up by the cops..and it was just a beat up.. but no.. she told the cops she sells it.. what a fucking idiot.

Roger · 02-10-2004, 03:21 AM

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Originally posted by chemicaleyes
how do you get to be that dumb

drugs

chemicaleyes · 02-10-2004, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roger

drugs

misuse

mardigras · 02-10-2004, 03:53 AM

I love the episode of Cops where the woman called them because another woman took her money and didn't give her what she bought

hova · 02-10-2004, 04:00 AM

it must be funny to be that stupid

beemk · 02-10-2004, 04:07 AM

she smoked herself retarded

Lykos · 02-10-2004, 04:34 AM

Women

Raf1 · 02-10-2004, 05:08 AM

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Originally posted by beemk
she smoked herself retarded

Baal · 02-10-2004, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mardigras
I love the episode of Cops where the woman called them because another woman took her money and didn't give her what she bought

Haha, yeah, that was the image that I got as well. A woman calls the cops, saying that she bought crack from a house, but it was fake (a chip of soap or something). So she calls the cops, and they pretty much laughed at her. You'd think that was "Reno 911" (a fictional Cops type show) or something!

Adulter · 02-10-2004, 05:33 AM

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Originally posted by asher
some people are too fucking dumb

true

Trent Edison · 02-10-2004, 06:26 AM

Stallion · 02-10-2004, 08:03 AM

Wonder if it was a fullmoon that day. That's when the crazy people all come out to play. Some damn reason all the nuts come out in force on fullmoons.

Ludedude · 02-10-2004, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy
at first glance i thought she just wanted to get the boyfriend fucked up by the cops..and it was just a beat up.. but no.. she told the cops she sells it.. what a fucking idiot.

Nope, she's that fucking dumb. As someone said, she apparently did smoke herself retarded

Fletch XXX · 02-10-2004, 12:48 PM

what a dumb tard.

Manowar · 02-10-2004, 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude
Are people really this fucking moronic?

FEBRUARY 9--Meet Shane Walker. Last Tuesday, the Charleston, West Virginia woman contacted cops to say that her boyfriend had stolen her marijuana stash. Normally, that's not something you share with the fuzz. But Walker apparently really wanted those 3.5 ounces back. As a result Walker spent her 25th birthday in the local lockup and is facing a felony possession charge

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/wvastash1.html

the gene pool needs some stronger chlorine

GonePhishing · 02-10-2004, 12:52 PM

Funny, thing is this woman is not the first to do stuff like this. In the town I went to college in, they would have two or three arrests from people calling to complain about being sold fake drugs or people calling to say that their stash had been stolen.

Ludedude · 02-10-2004, 12:58 PM

The sad part is I bet she'd do it the same thing again

RATBOY · 02-10-2004, 12:58 PM

The police report is even funnier. "She later stated that she sells marijuana."

HELLO?!? McFLY?!?

tranza · 02-10-2004, 01:02 PM

How high was she when she filled the complain??

xxxjay · 02-10-2004, 01:02 PM

if anyone finds 3.5 ounces of weed...please return it to me

Ludedude · 02-10-2004, 01:04 PM

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Originally posted by xxxjay
if anyone finds 3.5 ounces of weed...please return it to me

Last time I saw it was in the evidence locker in East Bumlick, VA

axelcat · 02-10-2004, 01:05 PM

Thats what you call stupid people

pornstar2pac · 02-10-2004, 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude
Are people really this fucking moronic?

FEBRUARY 9--Meet Shane Walker. Last Tuesday, the Charleston, West Virginia woman contacted cops to say that her boyfriend had stolen her marijuana stash. Normally, that's not something you share with the fuzz. But Walker apparently really wanted those 3.5 ounces back. As a result Walker spent her 25th birthday in the local lockup and is facing a felony possession charge

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/wvastash1.html

I stole the weed. shortage over here. anyone want to buy any?

Jay3 · 02-10-2004, 01:08 PM

Did they ask her if she misplaced it while she was high?

Ludedude · 02-10-2004, 01:11 PM

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Originally posted by Jay3
Did they ask her if she misplaced it while she was high?

That's a legitimate question

123Jason · 02-10-2004, 01:21 PM

people are stupid...and not that this is the same...but kinda quirky anyway:

my aunt works in a warehouse in detroit. they received a shipment from just over the border in windsor ontario that was a 300lb box marked that it contained corrugated cardboard packing material. the warehouse manager will occasionally open boxes at random and at the urging of my aunt he opened this one. it was 300lbs of pot! they had shipped it because it's easier to get across customs. it was for distribution in the us and the woman who was to claim it was supposed to deliver it to their distributor. so they shipped the box, she drove across and came to pick it up...but she found the cops waiting for her instead.

roybucks · 02-10-2004, 02:37 PM

almost as smart as this guy:

http://www.canada.com/windsor/story....D-5C5B9E1F5072

look at what he got off with too....lol

Hollywood Horwitz · 02-10-2004, 04:04 PM

people in west virginia are not the sharpest toothpicks in the pack.

Ludedude · 02-10-2004, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by roybucks
almost as smart as this guy:

http://www.canada.com/windsor/story....D-5C5B9E1F5072

look at what he got off with too....lol

Priceless

Paul P · 02-10-2004, 04:31 PM

damn theres some stupid people around

myjah · 02-10-2004, 04:32 PM

that crack she was smoking as a substitute must have really mucked up her mind that day

Ludedude · 02-10-2004, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by myjah
that crack she was smoking as a substitute must have really mucked up her mind that day

Crack kills

Sig Whore · 02-10-2004, 04:42 PM

So Oracle Porn..

What did your dad have to say about his stupid wife for doing this?

TurboAngel · 02-10-2004, 04:45 PM

She looks happy to me!

Ludedude · 02-10-2004, 05:07 PM

Intelligence · 02-10-2004, 05:11 PM

She admits to owning nearly a quarter pound of illegal substance

Genius

Basic_man · 02-10-2004, 05:13 PM

Was she thinking that the police will give her weed back? damn bitch!

Intelligence · 02-10-2004, 05:14 PM

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Originally posted by Basic_man
Was she thinking that the police will give her weed back? damn bitch!

I think the cops rolled 1 huge 15 ez wider joint and blazed themselves silly

AaronM · 02-10-2004, 05:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ludedude
Are people really this fucking moronic?

FEBRUARY 9--Meet Shane Walker. Last Tuesday, the Charleston, West Virginia woman contacted cops to say that her boyfriend had stolen her marijuana stash. Normally, that's not something you share with the fuzz. But Walker apparently really wanted those 3.5 ounces back. As a result Walker spent her 25th birthday in the local lockup and is facing a felony possession charge

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/wvastash1.html

Sounds about as dumb as my old neighbor.

Ludedude · 02-10-2004, 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by AaronM

Sounds about as dumb as my old neighbor.

Haha I remember those stories

Honeyslut · 02-10-2004, 07:51 PM

I had a neighbor do that a few months ago. LOL

The fucking sheriff's did not do a thing after she walked through all the neighbors property with a loaded gun looking for the thief but they sure as hell chewed me out for not calling her in for the gun earlier in the day.

the sheriffs

SetTheWorldonFire · 02-10-2004, 07:53 PM

all stupid ppl should do this

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