Professional Style Retouching(And I mean Professional)

[Konrad]

FIrst of all let me introduce myself my name is Konrad Patrzalek, My professional is professional photo editing and manipulation. Why am I posting here? Well I decided I need to start my own business, because my contracts with major portrait studios are about to expire and they are a bunch of Bullshit.

I am about to start DPS (Digital Plastic Surgeons L.L.C) I am current un head of prices, as you may see, do a search for digital retouching and check out the prices, Ouch Lilac Digital charges up to a $125 fucking dollars for a retouch, and they sometimes look like shit. Those prices are out of this world, but guess what, Those are companies, and need that money to pay their employess, and to be honest PEOPLE, do pay for that shit, but they only need 1 or 2 frames lol, 250 for a retouch, and I have seen some of them they look like shit.

Now what the porn industry needs is someone like me, Why? because I can pump out those images, 200 daily to be exact cheap as fuck, but you may ask or laugh and say they look like shit, below I am going to post saome before and after images I did for a portrait studio and you be the judge. This is what I can offer you webmasters

Digital Retouch- Removal of bags under the eyes, removing wrinkles, softenening the skin(giveing it that glamourous look) whitening the eyes, making the retina stick out giving it that nice lusterous look

Extensive Retouch This is include all that is above but more, is your naked bitch too fat? well not to feat I am here, I can slim her down kinda like jenny graig in 5 minutes, also does your bitch have some nasty pussy hair, ugly ass vagina, I can make her look like a virgin in no time. Also any other major changes.

Background Change - got a girl possing on a pedastoll put on the beach for change

EnlargementsDO you have a girl who has an A cup but wouyld liek to go C, lol welp look whos here ME

Now for all that is just talk here is the walk

look at these images and tell for youself and below all that will bve my pricing

Look at this brunnete
Brunnete that looks about 40
Same brunnete but 15 years younger

Very cute OF age girl with freckles that could scare anyone away
Look at those nasty freckles
Now you wanna fuck the shit out here

Looks like he hit her prime a while ago, nmot for long
Over 40
Under 30

Heres one for you older folks nast body til i fix her up
Nasty Ass Legs
Look what liposuction can do


[B]Pretty smile but wrinkly[B]

Before the pro(ME) goes to work

After I do her proper look at that gorgeous face


Now that you guys ahve seen my work, here my pricing as I said, most of them out there wil charge you $80 but thats why retouching isnt mainstream in the porn industry cuz u gotta be rich like playboy hustler and penthouse, I am bringing it to the not-so-rich folks, these pricecs reflect if you give me images BULK, im not talk 5 or 6 i am talking 30+

Wanna guess my price
$70
Nope wrong guess again
$40
Nope wrong guess again
$20
Nope wrong guess again
$10
Getting warmer

Wanna get more info email me

my email is [email protected] Look forward to hearing from you guys

also if you got icq mine is 22234812
and my aim is LL2RL

Have a nice day

[MattO]

Will you throw in a fucking extra tub of OxyClean with that, Billy?

[Keev]

Your Hired!

Msg me! 104463163

[Konrad]

Originally posted by MattO
Will you throw in a fucking extra tub of OxyClean with that, Billy?

Nah i got some anal lube for you and your boyfriend

[KRL]

[Za Ha]

Nice work, I have seen better, (just look at any of the ppl who used to do scans back in the day) but for the low price its definetly worth it.

[tony286]

"Is your naked bitch too fat" The degree of professionalism in that statement lol

[PrivateIvy]

Hey, I do the same thing for tons of models, photographers and companies...for $1 per image , total perfection in PS, but I could say it in 3 sentences or less

hehe

Ivy

[Konrad]

Guyys please dont come in here offering your shit for a $1 or so I am TRYING note trying to make a living doing this your just comming in here and shooting it down now people are going to look for these $1 retouch jobs(which i have seen on many porns site they look like shit may I add)

But please thise is my thread not for you to come in a lie about how well they are done without proof

And to whomever is reading, dont believe a word they say til they show proof of what they can do

[ruler1]

Good job

[tootie]

I wouldn't say I'm better than you. You've got some great stuff. But this is a nice place to throw in a few samples of mine just for the heck of it.

http://www.bannerbabe.com/ie/

Nice to see some fresh work around here, Konrad. Welcome

[Konrad]

nice, cept on your you lost all the texture which is important factor in retouching you dont want your images looking fake

[tootie]

Originally posted by Konrad
nice, cept on your you lost all the texture which is important factor in retouching you dont want your images looking fake

I just do what I'm asked to. Believe it or not, most people I've done retouching for specifically ask for ultra smooth skin. I know how to fade effects for more natural looks for those that want that.

[Konrad]

oh ok i see, I do shit for portrait studios like glamourshots, most of them are high quality and they charge out the ass $120 and retouch but it shows tho
I wouldnt want ultra smooth skin tho, unreleastic

[tootie]

I just put another example up on the page to show the more natural look.

By the way, I don't charge $1 per picture, either. My price varies based on the amount of work that needs to be done, but $1 per picture is shooting yourself in the foot, in my opinion.

[Juicy D. Links]

DUDE i need you to enhance my pics for a dating profileeeeeeeeeee

[tootie]

Originally posted by juicylinks
DUDE i need you to enhance my pics for a dating profileeeeeeeeeee

Why, juicy? You're so damb good looking, anyway!

[digifan]

Originally posted by tootie
I wouldn't say I'm better than you. You've got some great stuff. But this is a nice place to throw in a few samples of mine just for the heck of it.

http://www.bannerbabe.com/ie/

Nice to see some fresh work around here, Konrad. Welcome

This babe rocks

[Konrad]

Here my version of it, i tried to leave some of the qualities in to give her she is still real


My Versi\ion

[tootie]

Thanks, digifan.

Here's a bump for you, Konrad. Hope you find lots of work.

[Konrad]

Thanks

[tootie]

bump

[The Truth Hurts]

so.. you take real chicks... and make them look like plastic toys.

a little touchup is fine.. but that's just too much.

[PrivateIvy]

Originally posted by Konrad
Guyys please dont come in here offering your shit for a $1 or so I am TRYING note trying to make a living doing this your just comming in here and shooting it down now people are going to look for these $1 retouch jobs(which i have seen on many porns site they look like shit may I add)

But please thise is my thread not for you to come in a lie about how well they are done without proof

And to whomever is reading, dont believe a word they say til they show proof of what they can do

If you're that touchy...I wouldn't post on GFY

I stated a fact..I edit all of my own images and have been doing image editing for other models and photographers for 3 years. My proof is on my site...every image of me.

I wasn't trying to ruin your thread...just made a joke that I coulda said it in 3 sentences

Ivy

[SureFire]

Originally posted by Konrad
Thanks

<p align="center">Pretty young girl with some rashes.<br>

<img src="http://www.anythingxxx.com/retouching/1021_048b.jpg" width="600" height="400"></p>
<p align="center"><br>
<br>
Pretty young girl without them plus some subtle highlights in PhotoShop five
minutes later looking natural.<br>

<img src="http://www.anythingxxx.com/retouching/1021_048a.jpg" width="600" height="400">
</p>
<p align="center">Charly doesn't retouch his photos when selling discounted sets
(<a href="http://www.paulmarkham.com">paulmarkham.com</a>) but he has the knack.<br>
<br>
If anyone would like to see more of my retouching skills and prices, please
contact me ICQ. </p> Sorry I can't shave 50 lbs off an a women or take 20 years off but I know how to enhance a well taken photograph

[silentkey]

Well here is my spam. http://www.adulttouchups.com/samples/

I think I beat you all.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally posted by Konrad
[B]FIrst of all let me introduce myself my name is Konrad Patrzalek, My professional is professional photo editing and manipulation. Why am I posting here? Well I decided I need to start my own business, because my contracts with major portrait studios are about to expire and they are a bunch of Bullshit.

I am about to start DPS (Digital Plastic Surgeons L.L.C) I am current un head of prices, as you may see, do a search for digital retouching and check out the prices, Ouch Lilac Digital charges up to a $125 fucking dollars for a retouch, and they sometimes look like shit. Those prices are out of this world, but guess what, Those are companies, and need that money to pay their employess, and to be honest PEOPLE, do pay for that shit, but they only need 1 or 2 frames lol, 250 for a retouch, and I have seen some of them they look like shit.

Now what the porn industry needs is someone like me, Why? because I can pump out those images, 200 daily to be exact cheap as fuck, but you may ask or laugh and say they look like shit, below I am going to post saome before and after images I did for a portrait studio and you be the judge. This is what I can offer you webmasters

Digital Retouch- Removal of bags under the eyes, removing wrinkles, softenening the skin(giveing it that glamourous look) whitening the eyes, making the retina stick out giving it that nice lusterous look

Extensive Retouch This is include all that is above but more, is your naked bitch too fat? well not to feat I am here, I can slim her down kinda like jenny graig in 5 minutes, also does your bitch have some nasty pussy hair, ugly ass vagina, I can make her look like a virgin in no time. Also any other major changes.

Background Change - got a girl possing on a pedastoll put on the beach for change

EnlargementsDO you have a girl who has an A cup but wouyld liek to go C, lol welp look whos here ME

Now for all that is just talk here is the walk

look at these images and tell for youself and below all that will bve my pricing

Look at this brunnete
Brunnete that looks about 40
Same brunnete but 15 years younger

Very cute OF age girl with freckles that could scare anyone away
Look at those nasty freckles
Now you wanna fuck the shit out here

Looks like he hit her prime a while ago, nmot for long
Over 40
Under 30

Heres one for you older folks nast body til i fix her up
Nasty Ass Legs
Look what liposuction can do


[B]Pretty smile but wrinkly

Before the pro(ME) goes to work

After I do her proper look at that gorgeous face


Now that you guys ahve seen my work, here my pricing as I said, most of them out there wil charge you $80 but thats why retouching isnt mainstream in the porn industry cuz u gotta be rich like playboy hustler and penthouse, I am bringing it to the not-so-rich folks, these pricecs reflect if you give me images BULK, im not talk 5 or 6 i am talking 30+

Wanna guess my price
$70
Nope wrong guess again
$40
Nope wrong guess again
$20
Nope wrong guess again
$10
Getting warmer

Wanna get more info email me

my email is [email protected] Look forward to hearing from you guys

also if you got icq mine is 22234812
and my aim is LL2RL

Have a nice day

congrats on discovering the Smart Blur filter in PS.

[LiveDose]

Originally posted by KRL

AHAHAHAHAAA!

[Vick]

Konrad - can I suggest you might want to stay in mainstream work as most porn slingers are fairly adept with photoshop and image retouching (take a look at some of the work in the threads here - some of the people here are very talented)

Porn was cutting edge of the computer/internet industry for quite some time

Also your work is fine but you're correcting the people in the image and not the total image

Personally I've been ripping open every image I post to one of my paysites for 6 years now for correction and unless you can do it for .10 per image and can pump out more than 200 images a day your service wouldn't be worth it for me

and many companies and webmasters may feel the same

[Rob]

Damn, I never realized Smart Blur and the Band Aid tool in Photoshop could spark an entirely new industry! If I would have only jumped onto that wagon ealier I could be wiping my ass with Hundreds!!! Here's some of my work:
Before:


After:

[Konrad]

actually ur wrong there, it is needed in the porn industry i have several jobs already one for $400 the other $700
all sparkled by my 2 posts

Thank you very much thats all I need to say

[frankfortuna]

Originally posted by KRL

Awesome.

[mule]

Originally posted by Konrad
Guyys please dont come in here offering your shit for a $1 or so I am TRYING note trying to make a living doing this your just comming in here and shooting it down now people are going to look for these $1 retouch jobs(which i have seen on many porns site they look like shit may I add)

But please thise is my thread not for you to come in a lie about how well they are done without proof

And to whomever is reading, dont believe a word they say til they show proof of what they can do

Konrad, actually you can consider yourself fortunate that you weren't just ripped apart. This place isn't called GFY for nothing. Look at it this way: Nobody here knows you, you just registered here. You obviously have no idea of the degree of proficiency of many of the people who post here...most use Photoshop on a daily basis. A good idea would be to actually check out a message board before registering, and find out what spirit moves the community

And most of the people you're criticising with your

Originally posted by Konrad Guyys please dont come in here offering your shit for a $1 or so I am TRYING note trying to make a living doing this

could say the same thing right back at you.

[VeriSexy]

Wow, you do very good work. You can be cheap and pull crack whores off the street and then touch them up to look hot.

[media]

Originally posted by KRL

That trannies top fell off!