$101 Pimpdog contest, ends in 2 hours.....

Hummm
I don't know you, so no stories to tell.

I could make one up though if that will help..

p1mpdogg needs a PR person...

pimpdog came in the adult biz, had to clue how to make $$, so started spamming, got caught but still made some money, came to GFY, posted stupid shit, got owned by Amp and banned by Lensman, got forgotten, few months later bought a top banner on GFY, started his shit on GFY again, yet this time with Lensman approval

Pimpdog he came he saw he conquered!

Bradshaw speechless....

from trailer park to pimp daddy

About P1mpdogg.
P1mpdogg was born in Augusta, Georgia, in 1867, to parents who had been slaves. He married Jacob Walker Harris in 1883 at the age of 15 and was the mothis of nine children. He lived until 1942, surviving his husband and two of his children. He was a deeply religious woman who spent much of his life in service to his church. He clearly valued education, both for hisself and his children. He had several of his poems and vignettes publiHed in various newspapers during his lifetime. He included these in the manuscript of his life story, which He started writing at the age of 55 in 1923.

About the collection at Duke.
P1mpdogg's handwritten memoir provides glimpses of his early childhood, of race relations, of Harris' own ambivalence about his place as an African-American in society, and of the importance of religion and education in his life. He includes the story of his courtship and marriage as well as descriptions of the adult lives of several of his children. Harris divided his memoir into two sections: his childhood years and his life during and after courtship and marriage. The manuscript also includes photos and newsclippings that the author pasted to the pages of the hahahahahahahahahaha The appendix contains the majority of these clippings which consist of his poetry, several folk tales, essays and news stories about Harris' family. The manuscript was written in a bound notebook starting on the front side of the pages until the last page, then continuing on the backs of the pages (from back to front). In all, it is 85 pages long. It was written basically in the chronological order of his life, although sometimes earlier stories are included in later sections, as they were recalled to his. The order in which He included his stories and memories has been preserved in this digitized version. This manuscript was donated to the Special Collections Library in 1984 by Mayme Perry, one of P1mpdogg' descendants.

thanks

pimpdog = epiccash

tada.

Tells a better story or tells facts others don't know

he came, he saw, he kicked their asses

The attention-whore with ADD from the trailer park.
Now with his "own" program.

See current status of program here.

really?

My story kicks the shit out of any of BradShaw's stories, period.

Pimpdogg a Godzilla in the porn industry... Stomps and destroys everything that gets in his path, including his nemesis Bradshaw...

I've got a good story, and it's even true!

I was sending a small amount of traffic to a program that owned a site called WhatAFreak.

They decided to close up shop and not pay anyone.

I noticed that EpicCash had bought one of their sites off them when they closed up so I asked him what the deal was with them.

After he heard that they didn't pay their webmasters he offered to pay their debt to me.

Pimpdog.

And fuck the original owners that stiffed me out of $100.

used to get paid to wank on-line,

bunch of stuff inthe middle...


now get paid when people wank while they are online..


all and all not bad


Good job trey!

PD Owned Brad.

The end.

hey p1mpdog, the original owners of that site still owe me $2500

My pimpdogg story:

Asked him to hit me up on icq, having no clue who I was he did it quickly. I asked him a couple questions about his program (to which I had signed up to earlier) and he was really helpful to this newbie.

Now thats how all stories about program owners should go.

and these fuckers think i am a prick...



hope i helped

Air force. Managed rental company. Spammed. Met some people. Built Epic Cash. Paid Sly $101!

Awesome, a story contest!

Story goes to the sound of Beverly Hillbillies:

Let me tell ya lil story about a man named Trey.
Grew up in a town that most would say is gay!

Had a girlfriend who was a little nuttie, and he got sick of shit,

One day his brother said you should move close to me, you aint seen me in years, time to get back to family.

So he left Texas, and he did it pretty fast, packed up the truck and said yall can kiss my ass!

Headed to a place thats nicer and a little spendy, the place some of us call home that is know as Cali.

Beach Blondes - Strip Clubs - Fancy Stores - Great City Livin!

So he set up shop, hired up a crew, started doing deals, made some money along the way, also had a couple feuds.

But now it's all good, He don't really give a fuck, as far as business goes we've had a lot of luck, made a solid program and a lot of money too... Some people get upset and act like enimies but some might say its just envy.

Spite - Jealousy - Little Penis Syndrome

It's all in fun, you should relax a little bit, If you cant just chill then you can suck on a dick.

The Epic Cash Hillbillies!


Ok.. so thats my story.. I win!

$102 pornstar2pac contest going on right now.


check the threads

wank 4L

Pimpdog likes 7-Eleven dogs..

Brad Likes Wendy's

EpcCsh: hi
WHATEVER: All your list are belong to sic cash.
WHATEVER: ;)
EpcCsh Has Signed Off At 5:47 PM.

So did I win?

pimpdog was born a poor white man in a black famly.

heh remeber the jerk? great fuckin flick

My balls itch

Mouhahaha, nice one Juicy !

Well, none of you know this, but I actually grew up in Texas, and p1mpdogg was a buddy of mine in high school. Not my best friend or anything like that, but just in the group that I hung with and shot the shit with, the regular stuff.

Anyway, one night the whole bunch of us got in our trucks and went to see a movie at the drive-in, I think it was Terminator 1. Might have been E.T, I'm not sure. We had some chicks along, and had injected a whole bunch of oranges with vodka to feed them with, but ended up eating most of it ourselves, so my
memory's a bit hazy.

So we've all got our trucks parked backwards so we can snog the chicks in the back, and are missing most of the movie. But yeah, I forgot to mention that Trey was on the tail-end of a hefty bout of stomach flu, and was feeling somewhat queesy.

Suddenly the dawg is outta the truck and high-tails it to the shrubs growing on the side, he told us afterwards that he knew he'd never make it to to toilets, and he gets out of his overalls between some bushes and squats down to have a crap. Ten minutes later he comes strolling back and gets into the back of his truck, and his date lets out this god-awful shriek.

At this stage we'd all noticed the smell, at first I thought that a sewer upwind from us was clogged or something, but we soon realised where it was coming from: p1mpdogg. Turns out that when he squatted down, he was in such a hurry that he hadn't made sure that his overall was out the way, and consequently deposited his message all over the inside of it. He only realised it afterwards when he shrugged it back on, and it hit the back of his neck with this wet splooge.

We made him stand downwind on the edge of the tarmac for the rest of the movie.

damn the good ol days

Seb, dammit, I only just realised that this is a thread from days ago. No wonder no-one was responding

If you typed all that shit out, damn you have too much fucking time on your hands, LOL!

<--- Boer met kiespijn

once uppon a time.......

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And they life happelly ever after....

once upon a time there was a man named p1mpdogg.

The end

hi smokey the clown, hows life been treating ya??

hehe