$1,400 sheets ?!?!?!?! - GoFuckYourself.com

Donny · 02-08-2004, 02:47 PM

My girlfriend and I are home sick. I'm sitting on the couch surfing the 'net with my laptop. She's laying beside me watching that stupid Newlyweds show with Jessica Simpson and Nick whatever-the-fuck-his-last-name-is...

Anyway, that stupid beeeeetch just spent $1,400 for a set of sheets! I can't believe that?

Me? I'll stick with Walmart. They work just fine for me.

Stallion · 02-08-2004, 02:49 PM

jesus that's alot of $ for sheets.. lol

Basic_man · 02-08-2004, 02:49 PM

1,4k! She's damn crazy! SLAP HER!!

~Ray · 02-08-2004, 02:50 PM

she probably thought it said $14

Sly_RJ · 02-08-2004, 02:50 PM

I spent $50 last week on sheets at Bed, Bath & Beyond. They're nice and soft!

Angie · 02-08-2004, 02:51 PM

What kind of sheets are they?

triumph · 02-08-2004, 02:51 PM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
My girlfriend and I are home sick. I'm sitting on the couch surfing the 'net with my laptop. She's laying beside me watching that stupid Newlyweds show with Jessica Simpson and Nick whatever-the-fuck-his-last-name-is...

Anyway, that stupid beeeeetch just spent $1,400 for a set of sheets! I can't believe that?

Me? I'll stick with Walmart. They work just fine for me.

Do you know how awesome it is to fuck in those sheets?

I dont LOL!

Ross · 02-08-2004, 02:52 PM

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Originally posted by AdvertisingSex
she probably thought it said $14

I think not. She probably isn't so dumb as to know that the shop is a bit more expensive than your normal shop.

myjah · 02-08-2004, 02:52 PM

those must be some killer sheets. if i paid that much for sheets i would never get out of bed

xdcdave · 02-08-2004, 02:52 PM

My wife has spent $600 or so on sheets before.. like 800 thread count, very nice to sleep on!

But $1,400? I'd kill the bitch.

polish_aristocrat · 02-08-2004, 02:53 PM

pics?

Vitasoy · 02-08-2004, 02:53 PM

dayam, that's nuts.

pamphage · 02-08-2004, 02:53 PM

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Originally posted by xdcdave
My wife has spent $600 or so on sheets before.. like 800 thread count, very nice to sleep on!

But $1,400? I'd kill the bitch.

high thread count truly rocks. my ex-girlfriend made a believer out of me as well.

Furious_Male · 02-08-2004, 02:54 PM

Yea Nick was actualy bitching about that on Letterman or Leno I forget which. Thats crazy to spend that much money on fuckin sheets. Even if you have the cash there has to be a much better use.

Vitasoy · 02-08-2004, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat
pics?

of sheets?

eroswebmaster · 02-08-2004, 02:57 PM

The simple fact is these people and not just Jessica Simpsoan and her husband live in a whole different world than us where that shit doesn't mean a hill of beans to them. I think the only reason someone like Nick might freak out about it is because he probably realises he's just a flash in the pan and his and her 15 minutes of fame is pretty close to being over.

I worked in Hollywood for many years and watched as people would spend ridiculously large amounts of cash on simple items like this. One of my bosses would go out and spend $30K one day shopping for the house for a variety of items ...not electronics or anything that would be really expensive but simple household items like bed spreads pillow cases etc.

These are the same kinds of people who would have a house in the "city," and one at "the beach," each costing them millions of dollars and only be 15 miles away from each other.

Sly_RJ · 02-08-2004, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by xdcdave
My wife has spent $600 or so on sheets before.. like 800 thread count, very nice to sleep on!

But $1,400? I'd kill the bitch.

Hmm... mine are only 300 and are very nice. I love 'em. I can only imagine what 800 would be like!

cool1 · 02-08-2004, 02:57 PM

$1400 for something you sleep on.
way too much

KRL · 02-08-2004, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
My girlfriend and I are home sick. I'm sitting on the couch surfing the 'net with my laptop. She's laying beside me watching that stupid Newlyweds show with Jessica Simpson and Nick whatever-the-fuck-his-last-name-is...

Anyway, that stupid beeeeetch just spent $1,400 for a set of sheets! I can't believe that?

Me? I'll stick with Walmart. They work just fine for me.

LOL, my ex-wife pulled that on me same exact thing. Came home with some kind of fancy egyptian cotton sheets from a store in Beverly Hills. I said how much and she said you don't want to know. I get the cc statement a few weeks later and it was like in your girls price range. Holy fuck $1000 for a couple sheets.

Funny thing though they are indeed incredible quality and so soft and I still have them.

Trax · 02-08-2004, 02:58 PM

only girls pay attention to such a shit

as long as i sleep good i dont care how much it costs me

if you would have asked me the day before how much good sheets cost i would have had to guess something

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 02-08-2004, 03:00 PM

can we say he married her for her looks. they seem to have nothing in common. Poor guy, he really seems pretty laid back and normal and she a spoiled princess lazy ass stupid fuck

polish_aristocrat · 02-08-2004, 03:01 PM

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Originally posted by Vitasoy

of sheets?

of $1400 sheets

MrIzzz · 02-08-2004, 03:02 PM

i couldn't stop laughing at nick's description of brautwurst to her

xdcdave · 02-08-2004, 03:04 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Hmm... mine are only 300 and are very nice. I love 'em. I can only imagine what 800 would be like!

You should really try them. I was skeptical as well, but god damn.. I can barely sleep in hotels anymore, feels like Im laying on sandpaper.

PlayGirl · 02-08-2004, 03:06 PM

she also spend $700 on bras and panties

~Ray · 02-08-2004, 03:08 PM

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Originally posted by Ross
She probably isn't so dumb

angelsofporn · 02-08-2004, 03:08 PM

my parents gave me some last year for x-mas that were 1200 bucks...i wouldnt have spent that kinda bread on sheets ever...but they are feiends with the guy that owns a huge bedding company you have heard of and he just gave my folks some...so they passed them on to me

Manowar · 02-08-2004, 03:12 PM

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Originally posted by myjah
those must be some killer sheets. if i paid that much for sheets i would never get out of bed

if you were married to jessica simpson, you wouldn't get out of bed anyway

phogirl69 · 02-08-2004, 04:35 PM

So what? She makes a lot of money, her last album hit the top 10 I think on the Billboard charts, it's not like she's the only celeb who spends a lot of money. Ever watch "It's Good To Be...." or "The Fabulous Life Of..." On E or VH1? Those shows show how much celeb spends, lots of celebs like J-lo, Britney, spend WAAAAAAAAY more $ than Jessica does. Usually the outfits celebs wear are like 7k, 10k for haute couture like Prada, Christian Dior, and so forth for special events.

Just because the prices are outrageous and a lot of money to YOU, doesn't mean they are outrageous to celebs. That is just the lifestyle they are accustomed to. Jessica did buy Nick a watch for $55k for his B-day so obviously she can afford it.

$700 on bras and underwear is not that bad, that was for a few items from the Agent Provocateur underwear line, whereas Christina owns like almost everything from the store.

And what's with people saying she's "spoiled"? She works hard for her money, and earns much more than her husband since his album is a flop. She had a #1 hit single a few years ago, and she worked for everything she's had. Ok, just because she spends a lot of her "own" money that she worked for she is "spoiled"?
Other celebs spend MUUUCH more $ than Jessica, Jessica does not even compare in the income range of J-lo/Britney who are raking in over 30 mil a year. But the public can't see how the other celebs are spending their dough since the others don't have their own reality show, so everyone is always picking on Jessica. I've seen episodes of "It's Good To Be" where celebs will spend like 30k and up on ONE shopping spree, what Jessica spends is nothing compared to that.
People are just haters.

beemk · 02-08-2004, 04:38 PM

i wouldnt even fuck a girl on those sheets, i would have some cheap ones to switch to when fucking.

Vitasoy · 02-08-2004, 04:40 PM

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Originally posted by polish_aristocrat

of $1400 sheets

ah gotcha

masta flash · 02-08-2004, 04:41 PM

I spent $24,000 on earings

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phogirl69 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,330	So what? She makes a lot of money, her last album hit the top 10 I think on the Billboard charts, it's not like she's the only celeb who spends a lot of money. Ever watch "It's Good To Be...." or "The Fabulous Life Of..." On E or VH1? Those shows show how much celeb spends, lots of celebs like J-lo, Britney, spend WAAAAAAAAY more $ than Jessica does. Usually the outfits celebs wear are like 7k, 10k for haute couture like Prada, Christian Dior, and so forth for special events. Just because the prices are outrageous and a lot of money to YOU, doesn't mean they are outrageous to celebs. That is just the lifestyle they are accustomed to. Jessica did buy Nick a watch for $55k for his B-day so obviously she can afford it. $700 on bras and underwear is not that bad, that was for a few items from the Agent Provocateur underwear line, whereas Christina owns like almost everything from the store. And what's with people saying she's "spoiled"? She works hard for her money, and earns much more than her husband since his album is a flop. She had a #1 hit single a few years ago, and she worked for everything she's had. Ok, just because she spends a lot of her "own" money that she worked for she is "spoiled"? Other celebs spend MUUUCH more $ than Jessica, Jessica does not even compare in the income range of J-lo/Britney who are raking in over 30 mil a year. But the public can't see how the other celebs are spending their dough since the others don't have their own reality show, so everyone is always picking on Jessica. I've seen episodes of "It's Good To Be" where celebs will spend like 30k and up on ONE shopping spree, what Jessica spends is nothing compared to that. People are just haters. Last edited by phogirl69; 02-08-2004 at 04:44 PM..

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