Class action lawsuit against Janet's titty - GoFuckYourself.com

Danny_C · 02-05-2004, 11:11 PM

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/janetsuit1.html

There's nothing more serious going on in the world today than Janet Jackson's titty. I even read that Janet's titty is suspected of trying to acquire WMD's, and may have left that ricin in the capital building. We have to act, and act fast, before more of our youth, our elderly, and our republicans are permanently scarred by the exposure of decorated nipples.

And the most scandalous part of the whole breast exposure incident, of course, is that I wasn't there to lick it.

Janet needs to pay!!

Rictor · 02-05-2004, 11:12 PM

I hate the world.

masta flash · 02-05-2004, 11:13 PM

Arrrrr Matey, i'm scary pirate!

stevecore · 02-05-2004, 11:14 PM

what a fucking joke. she should sue herself for looking at herself naked in a mirror, sue cinemax, sue playboy, sue strip clubs, etc. some people are just fucking greedy.

KCat · 02-05-2004, 11:59 PM

Give me a fucking break. Since when did breasts become so offensive? Are we going back to formula now so that babies can't be corrupted by seeing breasts?

Joshua · 02-06-2004, 12:01 AM

People are just lookin for ways to get rich fast. Funny you don't see them trying to sue Sally who pulls her tit out in the middle of the street to breast feed her child though..

kmanrox · 02-06-2004, 12:06 AM

if its class action that means it gets divided amongst all americans that claim, correct? im sure there's a way she can work herself into getting a big piece, im not a law guru, but i thought this means everyone equally gets a share....

bhutocracy · 02-06-2004, 12:13 AM

Terri Carlin, a 47-year-old Knoxville bank employee, contends that Jackson's exposure and other "sexually explicit conduct" during halftime festivities caused viewers to "suffer outrage, anger, embarrassment and serious injury."

fucking stupid people should die.

mahoney · 02-06-2004, 12:15 AM

Danny_C · 02-06-2004, 05:10 AM

Serious injury indeed. Janet could have poked somebody's eye out with that sun thing on her nipple.

Mr.Fiction · 02-06-2004, 05:19 AM

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Originally posted by bhutocracy
other "sexually explicit conduct"

Has this fucking idiot ever turned on a TV?

Most of the top rated shows on TV probably have more sexual content than the superbowl.

Seen any video on MTV lately?

Too many right wingers in America!

TweetyBird · 02-06-2004, 05:23 AM

Won't people ever learn to "let it go" ??

Danny_C · 02-06-2004, 09:42 AM

Never. The nation has suffered a deep wound from which it might never recover.

02-05-2004, 11:11 PM	#1
Danny_C Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 2,160	Class action lawsuit against Janet's titty http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/janetsuit1.html There's nothing more serious going on in the world today than Janet Jackson's titty. I even read that Janet's titty is suspected of trying to acquire WMD's, and may have left that ricin in the capital building. We have to act, and act fast, before more of our youth, our elderly, and our republicans are permanently scarred by the exposure of decorated nipples. And the most scandalous part of the whole breast exposure incident, of course, is that I wasn't there to lick it. Janet needs to pay!!

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Joshua Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ - USA Posts: 1,450	People are just lookin for ways to get rich fast. Funny you don't see them trying to sue Sally who pulls her tit out in the middle of the street to breast feed her child though.. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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stevecore Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 6,130	what a fucking joke. she should sue herself for looking at herself naked in a mirror, sue cinemax, sue playboy, sue strip clubs, etc. some people are just fucking greedy.

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KCat Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: PNW Posts: 2,204	Give me a fucking break. Since when did breasts become so offensive? Are we going back to formula now so that babies can't be corrupted by seeing breasts?

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bhutocracy Not making A Comeback Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 10,218	Terri Carlin, a 47-year-old Knoxville bank employee, contends that Jackson's exposure and other "sexually explicit conduct" during halftime festivities caused viewers to "suffer outrage, anger, embarrassment and serious injury." fucking stupid people should die.

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Danny_C Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 2,160	Serious injury indeed. Janet could have poked somebody's eye out with that sun thing on her nipple.

02-06-2004, 09:42 AM	#13
Danny_C Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 2,160	Never. The nation has suffered a deep wound from which it might never recover.