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2477 02-06-2004 09:35 AM

Ed Harris: What's your name?

Alec Baldwin: "FUCK YOU, that's my name! You know why mister? Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight and I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW.....That's my name."

Glengarry Glen Ross

tayloryum 02-06-2004 11:05 AM

Sometimes you've just gotta say, "What the fuck", make your move. "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

Miles from "Risky Business"

Manowar 02-06-2004 11:09 AM

English motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT ?

Ben-MensNiche 02-06-2004 11:12 AM

In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And, you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind," that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps, it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom--not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live--to exist. And, should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish, without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

Ben-MensNiche 02-06-2004 11:13 AM

We're gonna need a bigger boat - Jaws

ldinternet 02-06-2004 12:02 PM

Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fucking hole, I don't give a fuck, what is it, the first hole I dug? First time I dug a fucking hole, I'll dig a fucking hole... well, where are the shovels?

Joe Pesci, Goodfellas

Fu-Q 02-06-2004 12:05 PM

"sneaky fuckin russians"
- lock, stock, and 2 smoking barrels

Strife 02-06-2004 12:16 PM

Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, alright. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's -- how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's -- that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That -- good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!

Tofu 02-06-2004 12:20 PM

Quote:

caaaaan yoooooooooou dig iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit?!?!?!?

- Cyrus from The Warriors


TIMZIM 02-06-2004 12:24 PM

From PREDATOR:

Poncho: You're bleeding, man!

Blain: I ain't got time to bleed!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Martin 02-06-2004 12:25 PM

"Are you going to pull those pistols or whistle dixie"

Easton 02-06-2004 12:26 PM

"look at my fucking smile baby... ear to ear"

orphan reave 02-06-2004 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Malkmus
"Am i the only professional here?"

Mister Pink - Reservoir Dogs

great movie :thumbsup

ad-lib 02-06-2004 12:33 PM

Quote:

WILL
So what's with this place? You have a
swan fetish? Is this something you'd
like to talk about?


SEAN
I was thinking about what you said to
me the other day, about my painting.
I stayed up half the night thinking
about it and then something occured
to me and I fell into a deep peaceful
sleep and haven't thought about you
since. You know what occurred to me?



WILL
No.


SEAN
You're just a boy. You don't have the
faintest idea what you're talking about.


WILL
Why thank you.


SEAN
You've never been out of Boston.


WILL
No.


SEAN
So if I asked you about art you could
give me the skinny on every art book
ever written...Michelangelo?
You know a lot about him I bet. Life's
work, criticisms, political aspirations.
But you couldn't tell me what it smells
like in the Sistine Chapel. You've
never stood there and looked up at
that beautiful ceiling. And if I asked
you about women I'm sure you could
give me a syllabus of your personal
favorites, and maybe you've been laid
a few times too. But you couldn't
tell me how it feels to wake up next
to a woman and be truly happy. If I
asked you about war you could refer me
to a bevy of fictional and non-fictional
material, but you've never been in
one. You've never held your best
friend's head in your lap and watched
him draw his last breath, looking to
you for help. And if I asked you about
love I'd get a sonnet, but you've never
looked at a woman and been truly
vulnerable. Known that someone could
kill you with a look. That someone
could rescue you from grief.
That God had put an angel on Earth
just for you. And you wouldn't know
how it felt to be her angel. To have
the love be there for her forever.
Through anything, through cancer. You
wouldn't know about sleeping sitting
up in a hospital room for two months
holding her hand and not leaving because
the doctors could see in your eyes
that the term "visiting hours" didn't
apply to you. And you wouldn't know
about real loss, because that only
occurs when you lose something you
love more than yourself, and you've
never dared to love anything that much.
I look at you and I don't see an
intelligent confident man, I don't see
a peer, and I don't see my equal. I
see a boy. Nobody could possibly
understand you, right Will? Yet you
presume to know so much about me because
of a painting you saw. You must know
everything about me.
You're an orphan,
right?


Will nods quietly.


SEAN (cont'd)
Do you think I would presume to know
the first thing about who you are
because I read "Oliver Twist?" And I
don't buy the argument that you don't
want to be here, because I think you
like all the attention you're getting.
Personally, I don't care. There's
nothing you can tell me that I can't
read somewhere else. Unless we talk
about your life. But you won't do
that. Maybe you're afraid of what
you might say.
Good will hunting! Respect it!

CraigA 02-06-2004 01:08 PM

Some great quotes from some great movies here...Pulp Fiction, JFK, Good Will Hunting, The Godfather etc. But my favorite of all time was the jailhouse scene from the movie Diner.

"I'll hit you so hard I'll kill your whole family.":1orglaugh

FrankWhite 02-06-2004 01:09 PM

Pulp Fiction.

english motherfucker, do you speak it ? :thumbsup

FrankWhite 02-06-2004 01:10 PM

you good you, common doc you good, you!

tayloryum 02-06-2004 02:35 PM

"you're not too smart, are you? i like that in a man."

kathleen turner in "body heat"

_Danielle_ 02-06-2004 02:47 PM

I like Gooooold!

Bulldog-Johnnie 02-06-2004 02:49 PM

"Fuckin cheerleaders"-

Drop dead Gorgeous

GiantGnome 02-06-2004 02:54 PM

Ted Striker: Surely you must be joking.
Dr. Rumack: I never joke. And don't call me Shirley

SteveLightspeed 02-06-2004 02:59 PM

"Ever seen a grown man naked Jimmy?"
"Ever been in a Turkish prison?"

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"Look's like I picked the wrong week to stop taking amphetamines!"

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"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

-------------------

"Johnny, what can you make of this?"
"I can make a hat, I can make a broche, I can make a teradactyle..."

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"How do you take your coffee?"
"Black, like my men."

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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!"

----------------------

All from Airplane, the funniest movie ever made


Steve Lightspeed

rickholio 02-06-2004 03:44 PM

So many quotes, so little space...

"-I'll be back!" - Terminator

"What's the big deal? It's just a word... fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!" - Cartman, South Park BL+U

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a light chiante... ff ff ff ff ff!" - Dr. Hannibal Lector, Silence of the Lambs

(With great runner-up: "I can smell your pussy from here!")

And the best death soliliquay of all time:

"I've... SEEN things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I've watched C beams... glitter in the dark by Tannhauser gate.... All these.. MOMENTS, will be lost... in time... like tears in rain. Time... to die." - Roy Batty, Blade Runner

MichaelAncher 02-06-2004 04:57 PM

" It's better to burn out,, than to fade away" Highlander..:thumbsup

Ross 02-06-2004 04:58 PM

"We ride together, we die together. Bad Boys for life!"

Skincitymodels 02-06-2004 05:36 PM

"Where the white women at?" Blazing saddles

"You use your tounge prettier than a $20 whore"

SykkBoy 02-06-2004 06:17 PM

"Some men are gonna get killed here today...and I'm going to kill them" - Open Range


"Those who can, do, those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym class" - School Of Rock

"Put that coffee DOWN! Coffee is for closers." - Glengarry Glen Ross

amongst the many

fuzebox 02-06-2004 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Strife
Pulp Fiction
:thumbsup

The entire script can be called the best movie quote ever...

Nonical 02-06-2004 07:18 PM

"I'm serious, you know how to get my dick to be 12 inches, fold it in half" - PUPS

RP Fade 02-06-2004 07:27 PM

'say hello to my little friend!'

the entire Scarface movie is full of timeless and classic movie quotes

Kristy_CSE 02-06-2004 08:18 PM

" I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS !!! "

Marcus Aurelius 02-06-2004 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
"Sometimes I question your commitment to sparkle motion."

Something about this line in Donnie Darko that cracks me the fuck up.


yeah that shit owns..cracks me up too.

Marcus Aurelius 02-06-2004 09:09 PM

"I dont know what the fuck you just said little kid, but you special, you reach in, touch a brutha heart"

Pumpkin Escobar,
Jay and Silent Bob strike back.


GIMME THE MAP SCOTT!!


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