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"look at my fucking smile baby... ear to ear"

Quote:

Originally posted by Malkmus
"Am i the only professional here?"

Mister Pink - Reservoir Dogs

great movie :thumbsup

Quote:

WILL
So what's with this place? You have a
swan fetish? Is this something you'd
like to talk about?

SEAN
I was thinking about what you said to
me the other day, about my painting.
I stayed up half the night thinking
about it and then something occured
to me and I fell into a deep peaceful
sleep and haven't thought about you
since. You know what occurred to me?

WILL
No.

SEAN
You're just a boy. You don't have the
faintest idea what you're talking about.

WILL
Why thank you.

SEAN
You've never been out of Boston.

WILL
No.

SEAN
So if I asked you about art you could
give me the skinny on every art book
ever written...Michelangelo?
You know a lot about him I bet. Life's
work, criticisms, political aspirations.
But you couldn't tell me what it smells
like in the Sistine Chapel. You've
never stood there and looked up at
that beautiful ceiling. And if I asked
you about women I'm sure you could
give me a syllabus of your personal
favorites, and maybe you've been laid
a few times too. But you couldn't
tell me how it feels to wake up next
to a woman and be truly happy. If I
asked you about war you could refer me
to a bevy of fictional and non-fictional
material, but you've never been in
one. You've never held your best
friend's head in your lap and watched
him draw his last breath, looking to
you for help. And if I asked you about
love I'd get a sonnet, but you've never
looked at a woman and been truly
vulnerable. Known that someone could
kill you with a look. That someone
could rescue you from grief.
That God had put an angel on Earth
just for you. And you wouldn't know
how it felt to be her angel. To have
the love be there for her forever.
Through anything, through cancer. You
wouldn't know about sleeping sitting
up in a hospital room for two months
holding her hand and not leaving because
the doctors could see in your eyes
that the term "visiting hours" didn't
apply to you. And you wouldn't know
about real loss, because that only
occurs when you lose something you
love more than yourself, and you've
never dared to love anything that much.
I look at you and I don't see an
intelligent confident man, I don't see
a peer, and I don't see my equal. I
see a boy. Nobody could possibly
understand you, right Will? Yet you
presume to know so much about me because
of a painting you saw. You must know
everything about me. You're an orphan,
right?

Will nods quietly.

SEAN (cont'd)
Do you think I would presume to know
the first thing about who you are
because I read "Oliver Twist?" And I
don't buy the argument that you don't
want to be here, because I think you
like all the attention you're getting.
Personally, I don't care. There's
nothing you can tell me that I can't
read somewhere else. Unless we talk
about your life. But you won't do
that. Maybe you're afraid of what
you might say.

Good will hunting! Respect it!

Some great quotes from some great movies here...Pulp Fiction, JFK, Good Will Hunting, The Godfather etc. But my favorite of all time was the jailhouse scene from the movie Diner.

"I'll hit you so hard I'll kill your whole family.":1orglaugh

Pulp Fiction.

english motherfucker, do you speak it ? :thumbsup

you good you, common doc you good, you!

"you're not too smart, are you? i like that in a man."

kathleen turner in "body heat"

"Fuckin cheerleaders"-

Drop dead Gorgeous

Ted Striker: Surely you must be joking.
Dr. Rumack: I never joke. And don't call me Shirley

"Ever seen a grown man naked Jimmy?"
"Ever been in a Turkish prison?"

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"Look's like I picked the wrong week to stop taking amphetamines!"

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"Surely you can't be serious."
"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley."

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"Johnny, what can you make of this?"
"I can make a hat, I can make a broche, I can make a teradactyle..."

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"How do you take your coffee?"
"Black, like my men."

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"Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!"

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All from Airplane, the funniest movie ever made

Steve Lightspeed

So many quotes, so little space...

"-I'll be back!" - Terminator

"What's the big deal? It's just a word... fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck!" - Cartman, South Park BL+U

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a light chiante... ff ff ff ff ff!" - Dr. Hannibal Lector, Silence of the Lambs

(With great runner-up: "I can smell your pussy from here!")

And the best death soliliquay of all time:

"I've... SEEN things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion... I've watched C beams... glitter in the dark by Tannhauser gate.... All these.. MOMENTS, will be lost... in time... like tears in rain. Time... to die." - Roy Batty, Blade Runner

" It's better to burn out,, than to fade away" Highlander..:thumbsup

"We ride together, we die together. Bad Boys for life!"

"Some men are gonna get killed here today...and I'm going to kill them" - Open Range

"Those who can, do, those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym class" - School Of Rock

"Put that coffee DOWN! Coffee is for closers." - Glengarry Glen Ross

amongst the many

Quote:

Originally posted by Strife
Pulp Fiction
:thumbsup

The entire script can be called the best movie quote ever...

"I'm serious, you know how to get my dick to be 12 inches, fold it in half" - PUPS

'say hello to my little friend!'

the entire Scarface movie is full of timeless and classic movie quotes

" I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS !!! "

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
"Sometimes I question your commitment to sparkle motion."

Something about this line in Donnie Darko that cracks me the fuck up.

yeah that shit owns..cracks me up too.

"I dont know what the fuck you just said little kid, but you special, you reach in, touch a brutha heart"

Pumpkin Escobar,
Jay and Silent Bob strike back.

GIMME THE MAP SCOTT!!