Post your favorite movie quotes

"Looks like we're gonna need some more FBI guys."

From Dr. No;

Bond just finnishes banging this woman and the phone rings.
He answers, and it's his CIA friend.


"Feelix Sorry i couldn't make it; Something big came up!" Said JB

"uhh oh yah Hans give it to me in my ass, deeper deeper"

- Ass Bandits of Europe vol. 46

You mean we can't feast and get an education at the same time?
Spicolly-Fast Times At Ridgemont High

The End.

"Hand me my wallet...it's the one the says Bad Mutha Fucka" Samuel L. Jackson - Pulp Fiction

"say hallo' to my lil frenn!"

What goes around comes around, threads like this keep re-appering...
Anyways

Movie: As good as it gets
"I'm drowning here and your describing the water"

eeew yucky! what smells of old... sour milk? - meet the parents

try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot! - clerks

"you said it man...nobody fucks with the Jesus"
- The Big Lebowski

I would have pulled the switch if they let me. Why? Because I hate traitors. I HATE communists. Was it legal? FUCK legal. Not nice? Fuck nice. The nation says I'm not nice? FUCK THE NATION. Do you wanna be NICE? Or you wanna be EFFECTIVE?

Damn there are so many....


"Psycos? Is that what they looked like to you, Psycos? They were fucking Vampires. Psycos dont explode when sunlight hits them I dont give a fuck how crazy they are."

".....NO! YOU CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD!"


Ruff....

ROXBURNY NIGHT!!

"Oh My God! What am I going to do? With the beer can???"

"YO Adrian, I did it"!

I don't remember the exact line, but Redman up and called some white dude "Bart-Fart" in the movie How High.

It doesn't look funny in print, but it was hilarious in the movie.

"What the fuck is the Internet?"
Jay and silent Bon Strike Back

"Good evening. Today is Wednesday, September the 24th, and this is my last broadcast. Yesterday I announced on this program that I was going to commit public suicide, admittedly an act of madness. Well, I'll tell you what happened: I just ran out of bull shit."

Something along these lines..."Ask 100 questions, 99 times the answer is money" from Confidence

"Sometimes I question your commitment to sparkle motion."

Something about this line in Donnie Darko that cracks me the fuck up.

"I'm prepared to scour the the Earth for that motherfucker. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a ****** waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass. "

Vincent: And you know what they call a... a... a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Jules: They don't call it a Quarter Pounder with cheese?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a "Royale" with cheese.
Jules: A "Royale" with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: A Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it "le Big-Mac".
Jules: "Le Big-Mac". Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.

Pulp Fiction

well not a movie, but :

I love it when a plan comes together - the A team

and also:

May the Schwartz be with you! - Mel Brooks' Spaceballs

" Waste those motherfuckers !!"

- Samuel L. Jackson

Revenge of the nerds.


"We got bush, We've got bush"










hairpie

"tell 'em about the time terrance called phillip a testicle shitting rectal wart!"

Cartman

Godfather

"Am i the only professional here?"

Mister Pink - Reservoir Dogs

Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas

Raoul Duke: "You can turn your back on a person, but, never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

'Uncle' Raoul Duke: "Look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!"


JFK The Movie (Kevin Costner)

Jim Garrison (Played By Kevin): "Treason doth never prosper," wrote an English poet, "What's the reason? For if it prosper, none dare call it treason." The generals who sent Dreyfus to Devils Island were among the most honorable men in France, the men who killed Caesar were among the most honorable men in Rome. And the men who killed Kennedy, no doubt, were honorable men. I believe we have reached a time in our country, similar to what life must've been like under Hitler in the 30's, except we don't realize it because Fascism in our country takes the benign disguise of liberal democracy. There won't be such familiar signs as swastikas. We won't build Dachaus and Auschwitzes. We're not going to wake up one morning and suddenly find ourselves in gray uniforms goose-stepping off to work ... "Fascism will come," Huey Long once said. "in the name of anti-fascism" - it will come in the name of your security - they call it "National Security," it will come with the mass media manipulating a clever concentration camp of the mind. The super state will provide you tranquility above the truth, the super state will make you believe you are living in the best of all possible worlds, and in order to do so will rewrite history as it sees fit. George Orwell's Ministry of Truth warned us, "Who controls the past, controls the future."
The American people have yet to see the Zapruder film. Why? The American people have yet to see the real photographs and X-rays of the autopsy. Why? There are hundreds of documents that could help prove this conspiracy. Why have they been withheld or burned by the government? Each time my office or you the people have asked those questions, demanded crucial evidence, the answer from on high has been "national security." What kind of "national security" do we have when we have been robbed of our leaders? Who determines our "national security"? What "national security" permits the removal of fundamental power from the hands of the American people and validates the ascendancy of invisible government in the United States? That kind of "national security," gentlemen of the jury, is when it smells like it, feels like it, and looks like it, you call it what it is - it's Fascism! I submit to you that what took place on November 22, 1963 was a coup d'etat.
Its most direct and tragic result was a reversal of President Kennedy's commitment to withdraw from Vietnam. War is the biggest business in America worth $80 billion a year. The President was murdered by a conspiracy planned in advance at the highest levels of the United States government and carried out by fanatical and disciplined Cold Warriors in the Pentagon and CIA's covert operations apparatus - among them Clay Shaw here before you. It was a public execution and it was covered up by like-minded individuals in the Dallas Police Department, the Secret Service, the FBI, and the White House - all the way up to and including J. Edgar Hoover and Lyndon Johnson, whom I consider accomplices after the fact.
There is a very simple way to determine if I am being paranoid here. Let's ask the two men who have profited the most from the assassination - your former President Lyndon Baines Johnson and your new President, Richard Nixon - to release 51 CIA documents pertaining to Lee Oswald and Jack Ruby, or the secret CIA memo on Oswald's activities in Russia that was "destroyed" while being photocopied. All these documents are yours - the people's property - you pay for it, but because the government considers you children who might be too disturbed to face this reality, because you might lynch those involved, you cannot see these documents for another 75 years. I'm in my 40's, so I'll have shuffled off this mortal coil by then, but I'm already telling my 8 year-old son to keep himself physically fit so that one glorious September morning in 2038 he can walk into the National Archives and find out what the CIA and the FBI knew. They may even push it back then. It may become a generational affair, with questions passed down from father to son, mother to daughter, in the manner of the ancient runic bards. Someday somewhere, someone might find out the damned Truth. Or we might just build ourselves a new Government like the Declaration of Independence says we should do when the old one ain't working - maybe a little farther out West.
An American naturalist wrote, "a patriot must always be ready to defend his country against its government." Well, I'd hate to be in your shoes today. You have a lot to think about. Going back to when we were children, I think most of us in this courtroom thought that justice came into being automatically, that virtue was its own reward, that good would triumph over evil. But as we get older we know that this just isn't true. "The frontier is where a man faces a fact." Individual human beings have to create justice and this is not easy because truth often presents a threat to power and we have to fight power often at great risk to ourselves. People like Julia Ann Mercer, S.M. Holland, Lee Bowers, Jean Hill, and Willie O'Keefe have come forward and taken that risk.
I have here some $8000 in these letters sent to my office from all over the country - quarters, dimes, dollar bills from housewives, plumbers, car salesmen, teachers, invalids ... These are the people who cannot afford to send money but do, these are the ones who drive the cabs, who nurse in the hospitals, who see their kids go to Vietnam. Why? Because they care, because they want to know the truth - because they want their country back, because it belongs to us the people as long as the people got the guts to fight for what they believe in! The truth is the most important value we have because if the truth does not endure, if the government murders truth, if you cannot respect the hearts of these people ...... then this is no longer the country in which we were born in and this is not the country I want to die in ... And this was never more true than for John F. Kennedy whose murder was probably the most terrible moment in the history of our country. You the people, you the jury system, in sitting in judgement on Clay Shaw, represent the hope of humanity against government power. In discharging your duty, in bringing the first conviction in this house of cards against Clay Shaw, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country." Do not forget your young President who forfeited his life. Show the world this is still a government of the people, for the people, and by the people. Nothing as long as you live will ever be more important. It's up to you.

'Night at The Roxbury"

Mr. Zadir: Wait a minute, did you just grab my ass?
Doug Butabi: No...
Mr. Zadir: Do you want to!?
Doug Butabi: No... should I?
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You sure about the volume, dude? I think it was from an earlier film ... I'm almost certain it is between 10 and 17.

Fight Club. - the book, which is much better, naturally.

Girls are for fags dumb & dummerer

"Ever seen a grown man naked?"

Bad Boys II

"... don't hate the player, hate the game."

Ed Harris: What's your name?

Alec Baldwin: "FUCK YOU, that's my name! You know why mister? Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight and I drove an eighty thousand dollar BMW.....That's my name."

Glengarry Glen Ross

Sometimes you've just gotta say, "What the fuck", make your move. "What the fuck" gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future.

Miles from "Risky Business"

English motherfucker, DO YOU SPEAK IT ?

In less than an hour, aircraft from here will join others from around the world. And, you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind. "Mankind," that word should have new meaning for all of us today. We can't be consumed by our petty differences anymore. We will be united in our common interest. Perhaps, it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom--not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution, but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live--to exist. And, should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: "We will not go quietly into the night. We will not vanish, without a fight. We're going to live on. We're going to survive. Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"

We're gonna need a bigger boat - Jaws

Who the fuck cares? I'll dig the fucking hole, I don't give a fuck, what is it, the first hole I dug? First time I dug a fucking hole, I'll dig a fucking hole... well, where are the shovels?

Joe Pesci, Goodfellas

"sneaky fuckin russians"
- lock, stock, and 2 smoking barrels

Hitchhiker: You heard of this thing, the 8-Minute Abs?
Ted: Yeah, sure, 8-Minute Abs. Yeah, the excercise video.
Hitchhiker: Yeah, this is going to blow that right out of the water. Listen to this: 7... Minute... Abs.
Ted: Right. Yes. OK, alright. I see where you're going.
Hitchhiker: Think about it. You walk into a video store, you see 8-Minute Abs sittin' there, there's 7-Minute Abs right beside it. Which one are you gonna pick, man?
Ted: I would go for the 7.
Hitchhiker: Bingo, man, bingo. 7-Minute Abs. And we guarantee just as good a workout as the 8-minute folk.
Ted: You guarantee it? That's -- how do you do that?
Hitchhiker: If you're not happy with the first 7 minutes, we're gonna send you the extra minute free. You see? That's it. That's our motto. That's where we're comin' from. That's from "A" to "B".
Ted: That's right. That's -- that's good. That's good. Unless, of course, somebody comes up with 6-Minute Abs. Then you're in trouble, huh?
[Hitchhiker convulses]
Hitchhiker: No! No, no, not 6! I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes? You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel.
Ted: That -- good point.
Hitchhiker: 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office.
Ted: Why?
Hitchhiker: 'Cause you're fuckin' fired!

From PREDATOR:

Poncho: You're bleeding, man!

Blain: I ain't got time to bleed!