50 shaving sponsors.

See sig for an honest one. :winkwink:

The sponsors shave, the thread starter doesn't? New GFY trend?

Enquiring minds want to know.

I shave daily :thumbsup

What are you big shit? You're a nobody, so just shut the fuck up!

jDoG

Why don't u tell me what account # u have with us, and then show me some power!

We'll gladly post your pimpin results and help you increase your sig value!

:thumbsup

Just updated my blacklist...
I feel relieved :glugglug

I'm sure they'll miss the foreign and proxy traffic very much. Fucking idiot.

Is that all you got? You seem to associate money with IQ. That's your first mistake. Your second mistake is that I do make more than you. Hell, I could work part time at McDonalds and make more than you. Your third mistake is being a complete fucktard. You do nothing but try to belittle people. You wonder why no one likes you. You get your punk ass owned in every thread you post. You've been banned from just about every board there is and yet you still talk shit. Dude wake up. Nobody likes you. No one respects you and I'd be willing to bet even your own mother goes to bed every night praying that some day you will make enough money to move the fuck out of her house.

:sadcrying

no point in comming here anymore ..

damn

A-fucking-men.

You really turn me on soldier! :Graucho

*ROOAR*

Good point, why the fuck is this fuck nut living with his parents if he is making "more" money than just about anybody here! But I could put money down that this fuck nut just likes to brag about stuff he doesn't have!

jDoG

damn man now you made me read his shit post...
dont you love it when people who can't pass their hosting bill make me laugh ;)

Truth hurt you little cock-doggy? I wasn't the one fucking BEGGING for help getting his Teeniesxxx account back after you lipped off to the wrong fucking person. I wasn't the one whining that my tgps sucked ass and it was mostly foreign traffic. I wasn't the one who kept claiming I had a dedicated server when in fact it was some fucking virtual account at Oxeo. You fucking suck you lying sack of shit. Why are you in the US? Care to share with the class? Fucking draft dodger.

shit!!!!!!!
I forgot to study and tommorow i gotta pass my hosting bill, whatever will i do?

:1orglaugh

Just quoting this for the hell of it! :Graucho

jDoG

i know you know this,but if you're on ignore he can't see the post..but i enjoy drama..to i'l quote:winkwink:

I may be on his ignore list, but there's no way in hell he doesn't read my posts. He can't help but read my posts. He's worse then a retarded monkey.

AMEN... so true. What amazes me is...

ok, xman... listen up. I am serious here.

You took the whole approach to GFY the wrong way. It's not how much smack you talk, and how BIG you can make yourself seem that gets you the respect. That attitude will NOT get you any good traffic trades or help you make any deals.

If you put even a 1/3 of the effort into just being cool and hanging as you do into being king shit pimp guy... you'd already be doing trades with Shemp and Sleazy and madthumbs and on and on and on.

It's called common courtesy. It's called "being approachable." And I'm afraid, you're not. No one will ever read one of your posts and think "I should help that guy out." Maybe you don't think you need the help... that's fine. But even someone with a 50k TGP will accept help from someone with a 100k TGP. Doesn't mean they're not making any money. It's just that they're getting a trade to their benefit, simply because the 100k guy sees that they're cool and good enough to do business with.

Day in and day out you come onto GFY and say "and who are you?" and "I make more money than you" and this and that, and every single time, you get called on it, and not one single person thinks you're cool because of it. Not one single person is thinking "now that guy is important" and more importantly, not one single person is thinking "i'd love to do business with him."

If you wanna be cool on gfy, that's your thing... it's not going well. But best of luck.

If you want to make some good trades, build up your sites, make some good friends and business partners and make more money.... well, bud... you're seriously doing it the WRONG way.

that's my advice... take it or leave it. You can post under saying I'm on your ignore list. That's fine... doesn't faze me if you want to continue being how you've been. But having talked to you on icq, I know that you can be a cool guy, and friendly and approachable.

If you were that way on gfy, I truly believe you'd have yourself a 100k TGP by now. And yes, I'm being honest.

Hey fucktard, lets get JFPDude in here and ask him if I've ever not paid my hosting bill. Quit while you're behind.

*Positive comments*

http://purity.dynip.com/peace.gif

This makes me smile.

Isn't that kinda like what an ostrich does when it's afraid? You?re sticking your head in hole so you don't have to see the truth. You're a punk; you'll always be a punk. The difference between you and I is that I can back up what I say on the boards. And I wouldn't say anything on a board I wouldn't say to the persons face. You however, won't even show up in Vegas. I wonder why the big board warrior never shows up? Could be that you can't afford it, your mommy won't let you out after dark or you're just plain afraid you'll run in to someone like me. You're a liar and a coward. I don't think I've said it since I've been here but I think for once it's appropriate. Go Fuck Yourself bitch.

This was a great thread. I really enjoyed it.

Hopefully people found it entertaining :glugglug

I've had a blast guys, thanks a bunch! You've all been great ;D

Ya, it made me miss the days when fluid would own his ass with every post. I wonder why that stopped? Oh ya that's right xman was banned there.

:thumbsup

I was thinking it over. Those 30k he can send a day to galleries.. HOLY FUCK, that's a lot of hits! Makes the amount I send to galleries each and every day seem pitiful. :helpme

You really went out of your way for this didn't you?
Brought a tear to my eye :sadcrying

You're right man, maybe if we're lucky we can still catch him on ICQ!

I feel like I'm talkng to a brick wall here, and in fact, I know I am. I've told you this so many times that it hurts me to type it YET AGAIN, but if you spent more time listening to advice like this instead of opening your yap, you'd be MUCH better off, in the business, in life, all around.

ya this was a great thread, but i have seen oracle have his ass handed to him in many threads and he just comes back as if it never happened lol...ahhh the cluelessness is overwhelming for me to grasp at times.

huh?
Am I missing something here?
Some ignore msg I should read or....?

take it or leave it bud... you know that I know what I'm talking about. It is true, you could have a 100k TGP by now, and you still can too... but if you keep on the path your on, I just don't see it happening.

You obviously didn't read his post then :P

holy hell... he didn't really do that, did he? that's hilarious.

He posted it in this thread: http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...=oracle +porn but he's since deleted it.. I guess he didn't want to seem so bling blingin'. $600!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT KIND OF MONEY?!?!?!?!?!?

lmao
friendly bump for Oracle the "tgp guru"

:winkwink:

This was great thread can we continue it sometime! I love seeing this stupid fuck get his ass handed to him!

jDOG

:glugglug

:1orglaugh

LOL He just makes it so easy doesn't he. I'm sure he's off in his bedroom looking words up in the dictionary, trying to write responses. Ya ever notice the amount of time between his posts? Real quick thinker.

Oh and BUMP again.

I don't think he likes replying to me anymore... his last one was a bit iffy. I'm just curious if he'll take my advice to heart or not.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

hmm..ok..here's a wakeup call for Oracle porn.

How I started my day, by yours truely Fluid. :)

(catchy title no??)

My screen cap from around 12:45am, first 45 minutes of the day. Good fucking morning to me. Oracle, if you can post your stats from one sponsor that show this in a full day, post them, otherwise shut your eternal no0b ass the fuck up and spare the real working webmasters ya fuckin hobbiest. :)

http://www.teenclam.com/stats2.jpg

http://www.abulletaway.com/gfy/ownedmicky.jpg