50/50 odds
no fuckin shit, my girls birthday is on sunday as well

so what man, suprise her. tell her i know your birthday is on sunday but i love you more every day and take her out for the intire night. spend the money you were going to bet on the games, or hell even a portion of it, on what you guys do tonight, and im sure you will feel a fuck of alot better in the morning.

"Ive gone 32 days clean and sober of gambling. For me thats good."
:thumbsup

Remember me?

I sit right behind Paul Allen, co-founder of Microsoft and owner of the Blazers.. one of the richest men in the world and he knows me by name...

And fucking hates me.. Especially my wife..

They traded Bonzi BECAUSE OF HER.

DUDE!!! WHERE ARE YOU MAN??

IN PORTLAND??

I NEED A PHYSICAL INTERVENTION!!

NOW!

Drugs are bad... walk away.

Gamble on my program, 50/50 odds.

No cost to you.

We'll both get fatter & summo wrestle at webmaster access in Cancun.

But go to the game & take pix up the cheerleaders skirts again & post here.

I'm back from there now, sadly I got no love from the family on my trip.. Very very very let down!

Im gunna buy her a Gucci Watch..

That watch will be cheaper when I win..

I bought myself a 2k Fendi Watch in Vegas..

Its negrofied.

Bet with a friend and loser has to pick up the others dog shit for a week.


you will be rooting for whoever you picked..that's a lock:thumbsup

Bahhhhh.

Last I talked to you, you werent gunna make Portland, just Seattle. I dint want you to go out of your way just to see me.

You had something far more important to focus on I assure you.

There will always be another time. Sometime an exclusive non out of the way Portland trip hopefully.

dont gamble

seriously

do it for me

My friends think im nuts..

And some wont even talk to me when im like this casue we have a high profile College ball player in our group of friends..

I guess it pretty serious shit when and if they find out Im friends with the guy..

I mean i cant even take him or be seen at a blazer game with em..

And I used to be like a big brother for him..

The world is just fucked.

You never got back to me, or called. I left messages and e mails and nothing.. No love from the family! No annoucement!

Well then I don't feel so left out either...

That is awesome, I have come across some damn good Laker tickets in the past. There is nothing like being up close in the NBA.

Closest I have been is floor seats at the Clippers. I really don't like the Clippers.

Why are you so confident that the Suns will lose to the Blazers? Portland only has 6 road wins..they are in Phoenix, right?

Hmmm what do you guys think about The Mavs and the Ass Hornets game??

Can the Mavs take em in Asshornetville?

I cant make the annoncement when you are MIA!!

Announcement cumming soon.

HEy how was your trip otherwise?
Seattle is a great place

Trip was great will give you details later!

And i'm not MIA, just been sitting and waiting for it to happen so we can make some real noise!

Ok bet placed..

2 team parlay..

Wolves minus 3 (i bought points)

and Blazers plus 2..

I still have a bit left over in my deposit..
I want to do a straight up bet on a team..


Tell me GFY.. What should I do..

More on the Blazers??

The Griz??

The Mavs?

I oldman has a Gambling problem. I say no! Go workout or do something else!

LOL.. Workout!!!

Haa! Have you seen me latlely..

I havent worked out since 2001

Some people just have sports gambling in their blood. Not much you can do about it, gamble gamble gamble and enjoy! Just do not lose.

Seriously, my uncle was a professional gambler in NY for 45 years. He won for 40, lived the lifestyle of a millionaire, never had a job. Finally, it all caught up to him. He had to hit the road in the middle of the night, leave his house, leave everything, live in an apt in minn. for 7 years. He owed the mob $700k. Moved to Dallas a few years ago sure that they had long forgotten about him. Few weeks ago, they tracked him down again. Scary shit, and sad to see someone 65 have to deal with it.

Unfortunatly, I can never give him a penny, he would just spend it on gambling.

Personally, all forms of gambling bore me.

Mavs played like shit last night. Back to back, I would say mavs lose. But do not call me if you lose the house!

Hey Grim..

Your first Test to see if you have it..

Pick one and only one..

Im putting the money on one of the Pre-selected winners I have listed here on games im intrested in..


1. Wolves
2 Blazers
3. Griz
4. Lakers
5 Mavs


Pick one..

VP needs to make big game day decsions for me and the family..

Here you go..

ITs a big and serous task. You must choose.

The rest of my money will go on that team for tonight.

Stoudemire is returning tonight for the Suns after 9 games out, that may not be a good bet. I bet that the Wolves will have the highest scoring player of the game. Garnett, Cassell and Sprewell have all been doing 25+ in the past few games.

fuck bone i cant believe it

Boneprone, send me the $, I will hold it. Then send to your wife, and she will go shopping. In the end, life will be much better!

are you still in the business? i always wanted to start a sportsbook but there were so many legal bulshit getting in the way so i said fuck it...

Thats the problem...

Shit, on Friday I get to go to the Car show have fun, and then head over to the jewler and get her watch..

Hopefully with sportsbook's money.

this is brilliant thinking
take a page out of the bible of the married man

it trumps all others

Where is Grim Shawn??

Ive given him this task..

Do not tell me he is not completing it!

1 The wolves will hand the hawks there ass man. T-wolves are 8-2 over the last ten and the Hawks are 4-6.

2 this one is to close for me, both are not doing well. Neither are hot right now, so it's a shot in the dark.

3 Griz all the way, Wizz can't hang

4 I like the cavs in the upset they are hot right now and the Lakers and not

5 Mavs all the way easy one

Ok...

Wolves, Griz, Mavs Parlay.

Remind me to read this thread tonight. But I predict a mavs loss. They are back to playing like shit. I have season tickets, went to 1 game all year.

wrong...

The right answer is none of the above and telling him not to gamble.

Gambling is an impulse based on wanting to be right.

You have to realize that you don't have to prove yourself to anybody. When you're right you're right!

Instead of gambling money try making a bet with the Mrs. . Tell her if you win she has to make you a cake or something but if you lose you have to take her to a big ass dinner with all the frills.

Yeah true.

But the Asshorents as BP calls em are off a 3 game loosing streak (bp loves streaks) and are also playing like shit.

Mavs won against Golden State last night, and 4 games before that won a big game against the Kings.

This game is scarry, but I see exactly what BP is seeing.

And the fact that the Mavs have owned the Asshornets for so long also makes this attractive.

Maybe someone should call MIKEAI. He has courtside hornets season tickets. He could throw some b4l signs during the game. Since he is from NO, he has to know how to throw signs.

Dank relax dude, you know the drill! Tis all good baby! How you doin anyways

Ha! That would be funny..

And a sign that says "Boneprone You're Fucked"

your friends are here to support you bro



































GO BLAZERS

I FEEL IT, DO IT
:glugglug

Dude dont do it!!!!
Send me the $$$ I will make the bet that way it wont be like you makeing it!!!
And Bone.... I wont even charge you for this!!
This is from pure friendship man

Doin good bro!

I got my insurance to pay for my Valtrex.. Thanks for the advice bro..

I dont have to use that Generic Acaclivir anymore.

You know I always look out for the family! IT's my job bro! Vp and all!

We got lots of catching up to do, you really need to get a messanger that I can get you on, or your cellie!

Dude..
I work at the airport..

Im only online when Im at the Library posting.

The sure path to losing..is betting on the team you love...


Go jerk off and take a nap..wake up and see you lost..but at least you got to jerk off!!

Are you still in Van Nuys? Shoot me an e mail with ya number grimshawn At hotmail dotcom

Those of us who don't like sports and gamble for the sole reason of getting cold hard cash see people like you as the suckers who make us able to rake it in.

In gambling, unlike gay sex, you're more a man if you're the reciever rather than the giver.

No dude..

I live in Portland with BP.