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most girls don't know what the hell they want
give a girl a nice sweet guy and she will walk all over him give her a complete asshole and she will bitch and complain |
One guess. When you can do magic tricks and tell girls you can turn them into real bunny wabbits.
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All you need is the championship belt dude!
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lil good and a minus is you look very bad. But personality is number one for me. I mean who wants a good looking girl that only think about her look and is dead in bed. I rather take a not ugly but normal looking girl that is funny. :glugglug |
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The heavyweight championship of the world assures you of non stop chick action. You want the chicks? Go out there and win that shit then.:thumbsup
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take it from an X modeling agent. If she apears to you the same when you shut the lights out - then THAT is true beauty. |
Somone wearing a championship belt in the dark would still look better!
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treating girls like shit isnt the secret to getting them, its the secret to keeping them.
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50 secrets to getting girls :glugglug
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Giacomo Casanova I don't think he look that good. He slept with 20 000 women. He even slept with his own daugther without knowing about it. :helpme |
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Women love a challenge. Be the "too-cool-for-school" type and you will usually get them everytime.
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You definitely can't be too nice to them. I found that by ignoring a girl sometimes, you'll get more attention from her.
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same time. Wasn't it he that said that viagra was his saver lol? :glugglug |
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I didn't even know that until I went to the Mall pet store with my un-named puppy... women were running from far away to say "hello" to me, and pet my dog. That day I named him Romeo I knew he was gonna get me laid!:thumbsup |
Ben's school of picking up chicks: Be a little mean but make sure it's the see-through kind of mean so she can see you have a heart under it, be generous and funny (double on the funny), smile lots, act like a fool, have fun, be yourself.
Bring her chocolates, but make sure you find out what brand she likes first and buy her something that she doesn't like - it's the thought that counts, and this way you get to eat them all :Graucho and there's always "Diamonds...because she'd pretty much have to" :winkwink: Damnit, I'm going to have to think up some new tricks to pick up all those GFY babes now... |
Just dress like this guy & everything will be fine.
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"What's his name?", "I didn't name him yet, I tell you what, why don't you pick one for him?" "How about Romeo" "Nah, too corny, I tell you what, why don't we grab a coffee and you can help me pick something." Boom, you're in! :thumbsup Edit: Okay, tomorrow I'm going to the pound to rescue a puppy any web hotties wanna come help me choose him? |
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Goodness, doesn't anybody realize that with a 6-pack and chiseled physique, you could say the stupidest shit in the world and almost every girl would be dying to get with you? Is this not blatantly obvious? First get an incredible body, then if you have trouble picking up women, seek help. They want somebody who's hot, rich, intelligent, a father-like/caring figure, and has a good personality (yeap, least important factor), exactly in that order of importance. So hit those treadmills before you polish those pickup lines!
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The secret is, that U just have to stay interesting for her, kind of mystic U know what I mean ?
Itīs good when U are honest, nice and stuff like that, but U have to be kind of a challenge to her, then she feels needed |
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