I wasn't going to post this but... - GoFuckYourself.com

jawanda · 02-04-2004, 08:21 AM

The bitch charged back, so enjoy. This is a letter from a 'fan' of my website, back when each gallery on my site was personalized (by me, of course) to make 'em look like real amateurs:

"
I was just wondering if you have movies aswell as pictures? and where you're all from?
and you do great stuff, i hate how some of you girls aren't famous in the adult forum, either internet or mainstream types. the one girl in particular that has me totally enamoured is maria007, or Tanya, I don't know what her real name is, and I don't just think of her like "oh man I wanna F@#k her", I'm strangely intrigued by her, and want more and more of her. I tried membership with **edit**.com and they had some things of hers, but there wasn't proper focus on her they are a good site, but i don't want thousands of girls devoid of personality, that's why i like your site it seems more intimate, and respectable. I personally want to wish you girls the best and hope you can achieve all that you desire (within reason)
Also I hope I don't sound like just another faceless name, or pervert or something, I hope you girls don't think that, but i don't know. any ways if i could get a reply that'd be great, i'll probably sign up anyway, but can you risk it?(jokingly)
and i probably shouldn't tell you but I'm in a rock band called **edit**, and in a few years you'll know who we are. i don't know why i say that but just so you know i'm more than a pathetic middle-aged nothing. I'm 18 and my life shall not be a waste. but "to be completely understood by someone else is to be uninteresting"
sorry for the long message.
"

A testament to my amazingly believable ad-writing skills, or just a sad and lonely 18 yr old?

-Phil

rigrunner · 02-04-2004, 08:22 AM

its kind of odd to get sad lonely 18 yr olds

WebTitan · 02-04-2004, 08:26 AM

oh man, that is pathetic

Roald · 02-04-2004, 08:29 AM

What's the name of the rockband

jawanda · 02-04-2004, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuaShe
What's the name of the rockband

You really want to know .... ? Ok, since there are probably at LEAST 100 bands in the US alone with this title, I'll tell ya:

The name of his band is ... "Dysfunctional".

Isn't that perfect?

-P

myjah · 02-04-2004, 08:43 AM

sad and obsessed. when i was 18 i wasn't thinking about internet porn...i was out trying to have the most fun the law allowed with REAL LIVE people

jawanda · 02-04-2004, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by myjah
sad and obsessed. when i was 18 i wasn't thinking about internet porn...i was out trying to have the most fun the law allowed with REAL LIVE people

Me too, man. Yeah, I liked to jerk off, but this guy has some serious issues.

body · 02-04-2004, 09:12 AM

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Originally posted by WebTitan
oh man, that is pathetic

Second that

02-04-2004, 08:21 AM	#1
jawanda Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,040	I wasn't going to post this but... The bitch charged back, so enjoy. This is a letter from a 'fan' of my website, back when each gallery on my site was personalized (by me, of course) to make 'em look like real amateurs: " I was just wondering if you have movies aswell as pictures? and where you're all from? and you do great stuff, i hate how some of you girls aren't famous in the adult forum, either internet or mainstream types. the one girl in particular that has me totally enamoured is maria007, or Tanya, I don't know what her real name is, and I don't just think of her like "oh man I wanna F@#k her", I'm strangely intrigued by her, and want more and more of her. I tried membership with edit.com and they had some things of hers, but there wasn't proper focus on her they are a good site, but i don't want thousands of girls devoid of personality, that's why i like your site it seems more intimate, and respectable. I personally want to wish you girls the best and hope you can achieve all that you desire (within reason) Also I hope I don't sound like just another faceless name, or pervert or something, I hope you girls don't think that, but i don't know. any ways if i could get a reply that'd be great, i'll probably sign up anyway, but can you risk it?(jokingly) and i probably shouldn't tell you but I'm in a rock band called edit, and in a few years you'll know who we are. i don't know why i say that but just so you know i'm more than a pathetic middle-aged nothing. I'm 18 and my life shall not be a waste. but "to be completely understood by someone else is to be uninteresting" sorry for the long message. " A testament to my amazingly believable ad-writing skills, or just a sad and lonely 18 yr old? -Phil

02-04-2004, 08:29 AM	#4
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02-04-2004, 08:43 AM	#6
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02-04-2004, 08:22 AM	#2
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02-04-2004, 08:26 AM	#3
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