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Bree · 02-04-2004, 01:26 AM

The Man Code

LOL

"17. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan. "

Shoehorn! · 02-04-2004, 03:07 AM

Some of those are pretty funny.

rigrunner · 02-04-2004, 03:15 AM

48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method.

works for me

fuzebox · 02-04-2004, 03:18 AM

#57 is awesome!

Reminds me of the engine swap I did on my car.

ModelPerfect · 02-04-2004, 04:23 AM

"10. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it. "
That reminds me, Mike, you owe me big time!

Diabolical Cord · 02-04-2004, 04:36 AM

6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

I love homophobe humor almost as much as I love homos.

AbulletAway · 02-04-2004, 04:40 AM

Shit! I'm guilty of #72. I have ICQ logs of a lot of you who are also guilty. But to save you from the "Princess" clause, you shall remain nameless.

Steve · 02-04-2004, 07:09 AM

funny shit

ModelPerfect · 02-04-2004, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AbulletAwayGoneBad
Shit! I'm guilty of #72. I have ICQ logs of a lot of you who are also guilty. But to save you from the "Princess" clause, you shall remain nameless.

WebTitan · 02-04-2004, 10:35 AM

not sure why this one hit me so hard with laughter:

73. Under NO circumstances are two men allowed to ride together on one motorcycle/moped. (Exception - your ass better be on the way to the Hospital)

the rest of them are pretty great too!

Head · 02-04-2004, 10:53 AM

Bree · 02-04-2004, 11:01 AM

5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

This one has to be the one that perpetuates the myth that men want sex more than women... which isn't true.

playa · 02-04-2004, 11:06 AM

I was at a gym and a friend asked me to towel dry his back

I refused, it was a violation of the code

02-04-2004, 01:26 AM	#1
Bree Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: meh Posts: 356	The Man Code The Man Code LOL "17. You must offer heartfelt condolences over the death of a girlfriends cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan. "

02-04-2004, 03:07 AM	#2
Shoehorn! Die With Your Boots On Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Hawaii Posts: 22,872	Some of those are pretty funny. __________________

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Head Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Starship Enterprise Posts: 8,278	__________________

02-04-2004, 03:15 AM	#3
rigrunner Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: UK Posts: 877	48. Any dispute lasting any longer than 3 minutes will and must be settled by rock, paper, scissors. There is no argument too important for this determining method. works for me

02-04-2004, 03:18 AM	#4
fuzebox making it rain Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: seattle Posts: 22,293	#57 is awesome! Reminds me of the engine swap I did on my car.

02-04-2004, 04:23 AM	#5
ModelPerfect Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: USA Posts: 2,862	"10. Falling on a grenade for a buddy (agreeing to distract the skanky friend of the hot babe he's trying to score) is your legal duty. But should you get carried away with your good deed and end up getting on the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it. " That reminds me, Mike, you owe me big time! __________________ Logan modelperfect [at] gmail.com http://www.modelperfect.com (Proudly hosted at www.webair.com )

02-04-2004, 04:36 AM	#6
Diabolical Cord Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 447	6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella. I love homophobe humor almost as much as I love homos.

02-04-2004, 04:40 AM	#7
AbulletAway Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Hesperia, CA Posts: 760	Shit! I'm guilty of #72. I have ICQ logs of a lot of you who are also guilty. But to save you from the "Princess" clause, you shall remain nameless. __________________ 11 MODEL SITES \| NOW WITH PPS Sign up now or your dog will die.

02-04-2004, 07:09 AM	#8
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	funny shit

02-04-2004, 10:35 AM	#10
WebTitan Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western NY Posts: 5,114	not sure why this one hit me so hard with laughter: 73. Under NO circumstances are two men allowed to ride together on one motorcycle/moped. (Exception - your ass better be on the way to the Hospital) the rest of them are pretty great too!

02-04-2004, 11:01 AM	#12
Bree Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: meh Posts: 356	5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told to your friends by 50% without recrimination, beyond that anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out "bullshit!". (exception: when trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%) This one has to be the one that perpetuates the myth that men want sex more than women... which isn't true.

02-04-2004, 11:06 AM	#13
playa Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: atlanta, GA Posts: 6,432	I was at a gym and a friend asked me to towel dry his back I refused, it was a violation of the code