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raceman · 02-03-2004, 12:02 PM

A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas suddenly began to cough while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two cowboys at the
next table turned to look at her. "Kin ya swaller? asked one of the cowboys. The woman signalled 'No', desperately shaking her head. "Kin ya breathe?" asked the other. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.' With that, the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of her skirt, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's butt crack.
This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again. The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took another drink of his LoneStar beer.
His partner said in admiration, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Manouver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it..........

"he he he he he he"

CDSmith · 02-03-2004, 12:04 PM

Them thar rednecks is funnier 'n dog snot.

raceman · 02-03-2004, 12:05 PM

LOL yeah

alan-l · 02-03-2004, 01:49 PM

OK, here's a cookie for you

02-03-2004, 12:02 PM	#1
raceman Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Now offshore on an island paying a heluva lot less tax than you suckers Posts: 1,064	Hind Lick Manouver A woman sitting at a restaurant in McKinney, Texas suddenly began to cough while eating a giant country-fried steak. After a few seconds it became apparent that she was in real distress, and two cowboys at the next table turned to look at her. "Kin ya swaller? asked one of the cowboys. The woman signalled 'No', desperately shaking her head. "Kin ya breathe?" asked the other. The woman, beginning to turn a bit blue, shook her head 'No.' With that, the first cowboy walked over to her, lifted up the back of her skirt, yanked down her panties, and slowly ran his tongue up and down the woman's butt crack. This shocked the woman into such a violent spasm that the obstruction flew out of her mouth and she began to breath again. The cowboy slowly walked back over to his table and proudly took another drink of his LoneStar beer. His partner said in admiration, "Ya know, I'd heard of that there Hind Lick Manouver, but I ain't never seen nobody do it.......... "he he he he he he" __________________ "ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM" <-- "DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN" General Joe Stiwell ICQ: 213-684-158

02-03-2004, 12:04 PM	#2
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	Them thar rednecks is funnier 'n dog snot. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

02-03-2004, 12:05 PM	#3
raceman Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Now offshore on an island paying a heluva lot less tax than you suckers Posts: 1,064	LOL yeah __________________ "ILLEGITIMIS NON CARBORUNDUM" <-- "DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GRIND YOU DOWN" General Joe Stiwell ICQ: 213-684-158

02-03-2004, 01:49 PM	#4
alan-l Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: look behind you Posts: 2,477	OK, here's a cookie for you