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Once again a blood curdling reminder in Hawaii
About every two weeks or so a loud alarm goes off for about 10 seconds all over the Island of Oahu. It's the testing of the invasion/bombing alert system.
I puff my cig just a little harder when the test goes beyond 10 seconds. My friend thinks it's not a test. He thinks it's an alert that one too many White people just got off the plane. |
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we had it over here too... same time. Was about a 45 second blast, but it was also on the radio, explaining it was the monthly test.
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ill be in maui in march. whats the deal with the bomb alert system?
if HI is being invaded, where does everybody go? ![]()
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was it really "blood curdling"
or just loud? How can you tell if your blood actually begins to curdle? |
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That would piss me off. Fucking noise annoys me.
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nothing like being prepared 60 years after the fact
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Fucking good! Ya fucking Hoale! ![]() I love throwing shit back at racist assholes when it's been thrown at me or others. Did I hurt your I-can-dish-it-out-but-can't-take-it-crybaby-assed-burning-in-the-sunlight-like-a-vampire-blood-thirsty-cracker <font size=5>ASS!</font> Then fucking good it makes me happy to make you feel like the "reverse ******". If you don't want to here "reverse racist" shit then keep your ignorant racist shit off this board, because I will respond to it with equal fucking vileness. I believe the only way to end racism is to spew the flaws of the racist ones directly to them; humiliate them and reverse the situation. Only then will they realize that they did it to themselves with their hundred of years of ugly vile filthy fucking mouths. Sitting around and listening to your racist shit didn't work for 300 years. There's a new kind of "******" in town...one that wont listen to your shit without throwing that shit back in your face. Eat shit and die. PS: You think I spend all my time promoting interracial sites because I'm a racist. Boy are you fucking dumb. |
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you're both on Oahu you doofuses
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Ooh, spit some vile shit at me tarbaby.
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Let's see, he doesn't hear the alarm and didn't read what Island I was on. Weaker weed may be the answer. |
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once Bush and company are out of office your island will be back to peace and quite.
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