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A California man on Thursday sued a slew of international companies, including a Greeley distributor, alleging the penis-enlargement products they market and distribute do not work.

The lawsuit, filed in U.S. District Court in Denver, seeks class-action status to represent an estimated 1 million people who ordered the products in response to advertisements on television, radio and spam e-mail.

"I was wondering for a long time why no one has gotten around to suing these penis-enlargement guys, because it seems like a pretty blatant ... fraud," said New York lawyer Brad Corsello, who filed the lawsuit on behalf of Californian Jeffery Horton.

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<IMX> · 02-06-2004, 02:16 AM

Here comes a huge class-action lawsuit...

Ludedude · 02-06-2004, 02:16 AM

What? You mean those things don't work? Who would have thunk it

sacX · 02-06-2004, 02:17 AM

hah about time.

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twistyneck · 02-06-2004, 02:19 AM

This is why they have money back guarantees. I can't see this case having too much merit.

DatingGold · 02-06-2004, 03:57 AM

how is he going to sue a company in Cyprus? That should be interesting.

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Originally posted by DatingGold
how is he going to sue a company in Cyprus? That should be interesting.

Ash@phpFX · 02-06-2004, 07:02 AM

i still dont believe people actually buy this shit.

and i think the reason nobody has sued before is because they dont want to be known as the penis pill guy

Goatse · 02-06-2004, 08:42 AM

What is supposed to be the active ingredient in penis pills? Or are they just sugar pills?

SoundMan · 02-06-2004, 09:14 AM

Yeh pretty soon you wont be able to give those things away..

stocktrader23 · 02-06-2004, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Goatse
What is supposed to be the active ingredient in penis pills? Or are they just sugar pills?

Yohimbe is one.

kowntafit · 02-06-2004, 11:37 AM

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Originally posted by rounders
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Raven · 02-06-2004, 12:24 PM

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Originally posted by twistyneck
This is why they have money back guarantees. I can't see this case having too much merit.

What if the unsolicited email he allegedly got 'promised' it would work? Or 'guaranteed' it would work?

Would that give this suit a leg to stand on, as it were?

Carrie · 02-06-2004, 12:36 PM

Surfers are getting wise to the fact that a pill won't affect penis size.
Quit bullshitting them and sell them something that's been proven to work, hmm gee, like what's in my signature.

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Quote:

Originally posted by Goatse
What is supposed to be the active ingredient in penis pills? Or are they just sugar pills?

Generally, the ingredients are simply herbals that have been proven to improve blood flow to certain areas and or raise general blood pressure (so healthy!). Other than yohimbe (raises energy and BP like ephedra), common ingredients include saw palmetto (increases blood flow to prostate area), l-arginine (increases load production), ginko biloba (increases blood flow), other bogus crap like oyster shell meat... All these really do is maybe help you achieve a maximum woody (along with the placebo effect), possibly giving you the temporary appearance of increased size. Many of these BS companies also state that you must jelq too (tug on your dick very hard for months).

I'm glad they're being sued, but wouldn't like to be a plaintiff. Defense Atty: "So you have a small penis, bought a pill to fix that situation and it stayed very small despite following the directions?"

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