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jasonir · 02-02-2004, 07:02 AM

You are obviously as retarded as RedShoe.

http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...hreadid=227819

Nikoleta · 02-02-2004, 07:26 AM

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Originally posted by Sp1nal
It's awful. There's no religion that can be excused for such an absurd death..

agree

wtf, they went to pray or to die?!?!

onlymovies · 02-02-2004, 08:06 AM

shit, thats rough.....and yet most of us will never know what it's like to live in a third world or impoverished society.

Buff · 02-02-2004, 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by mule

OK, let me put it this way:
Congratulations, you just put yourself on the same level as the assholes who danced and sang in the streets on 9-11

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After the sleepless night of prayer following the sermon, pilgrims gathered pebbles to throw at the pillars. Each threw seven times, chanting "bismillah" ("In the name of God") and "Allahu Akbar" ("God is Great").

Calling America "the greatest Satan," Egyptian pilgrim ******* Omar threw pebbles at one pillar where someone scrawled "USA."

They hate us and want to kill us, so fuck them and fuck you for standing up for them.

mule · 02-02-2004, 10:11 AM

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Originally posted by Buff

They hate us and want to kill us, so fuck them and fuck you for standing up for them.

LOL, and fuck you for being a sheep...learn to think

Buff · 02-02-2004, 10:23 AM

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Originally posted by mule

LOL, and fuck you for being a sheep...learn to think

That's like saying "Fuck you for believing in gravity."

Do you know what it means to think? Here is applied thinking:

Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
Person of type X kills person Y.

Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
Person of type X kills person Y.

Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
Person of type X kills person Y.

Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
Person of type X kills person Y.

Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
Person of type Y says, "Hmm. They want to kill me."
Mule says, "Stop being a sheep! They don't want to kill you."

Mule, GFY.

mule · 02-02-2004, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by Buff

That's like saying "Fuck you for believing in gravity."

Do you know what it means to think? Here is applied thinking:

Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
Person of type X kills person Y.

Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
Person of type X kills person Y.

Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
Person of type X kills person Y.

Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
Person of type X kills person Y.

Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
Person of type Y says, "Hmm. They want to kill me."
Mule says, "Stop being a sheep! They don't want to kill you."

Mule, GFY.

Sorry, you're not a sheep
You're an idiot

Kicker · 02-02-2004, 01:14 PM

12clicks · 02-02-2004, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by mule

I'll say one thing for you though, you're consistant. No matter what you disagree with someone about, you'll say one of three things:
"You're a moron", "You're a nobody"or "You don't make any money."
Makes for pretty boring pissing matches though.

and those three things are always true about the people I say it to.

I'm not here to piss on you son, your parents did that with the way they raised you.
I'm just here to tell the truth.

Joe Citizen · 02-02-2004, 01:28 PM

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Originally posted by Buff

They hate us and want to kill us, so fuck them and fuck you for standing up for them.

Those with the capacity for lateral thought ask: "Why do they want to kill me? What has my country done?"

But a prostitute-fucking simian like yourself obviously needs more time to evolve.

Be patient Buff.

chodadog · 02-02-2004, 01:37 PM

Speaking of the Haij...

Ron. I remember quite some time ago, a thread you started, asking where are the leaders of Arab countries and islam denouncing terrorism, etc.

"MOUNT ARAFAT, Saudi Arabia -- Saudi Arabia's top cleric called on Muslims around the world Saturday to forsake terrorism, saying those who claim to be holy warriors were an affront to the faith.

In a sermon that was remarkable not only for its strong language but also its timing -- at the peak of the annual hajj -- Sheik Abdul Aziz al-Sheik told2 million pilgrims that terrorists were giving their enemies an excuse to criticize Muslim nations."

12clicks · 02-02-2004, 01:40 PM

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Originally posted by chodadog
Speaking of the Haij...

Ron. I remember quite some time ago, a thread you started, asking where are the leaders of Arab countries and islam denouncing terrorism, etc.

"MOUNT ARAFAT, Saudi Arabia -- Saudi Arabia's top cleric called on Muslims around the world Saturday to forsake terrorism, saying those who claim to be holy warriors were an affront to the faith.

In a sermon that was remarkable not only for its strong language but also its timing -- at the peak of the annual hajj -- Sheik Abdul Aziz al-Sheik told2 million pilgrims that terrorists were giving their enemies an excuse to criticize Muslim nations."

interesting. got a link so I can read the article?

chodadog · 02-02-2004, 01:44 PM

http://abcnews.go.com/wire/World/ap20040131_1099.html

Seems he's more upset about Muslims killing Muslims than terrorism in general, but he did make the point about how terrorism is bad for the muslim faith.

Michaelious · 02-02-2004, 01:46 PM

You know you'd think they'd have stewards like they do at football matches lol

Buff · 02-02-2004, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by mule

Sorry, you're not a sheep
You're an idiot

You're the one who needs big daddy government to take care of you.

Buff · 02-02-2004, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen

Those with the capacity for lateral thought ask: "Why do they want to kill me? What has my country done?"

But a prostitute-fucking simian like yourself obviously needs more time to evolve.

Be patient Buff.

Well, here is the full text of Bin Laden's letter to America: http://www.guardian.co.uk/Observer/w...845725,00.html

He wants to kill us, in part, because we are immoral and do not abide by the sharia.

So, Joe Citizen, I suggest you take this chance to read the letter, then fold it up nicely into a neat square, brush it off, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your monkey ass.

mule · 02-02-2004, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by Buff

You're the one who needs big daddy government to take care of you.

You make less sense every time you post

MetaMan · 02-02-2004, 01:57 PM

to die walking around praising and yelping at a big hole and stone alter, omg i would get a big slap from God.

mule · 02-02-2004, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by Buff

Well, here is the full text of Bin Laden's letter to America: http://www.guardian.co.uk/Observer/w...845725,00.html

He wants to kill us, in part, because we are immoral and do not abide by the sharia.

And every single pilgrim in Mekkah, no matter where in the world they come from, shares this exact same sentiment? Grow up

ThunderBalls · 02-02-2004, 02:01 PM

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Originally posted by Buff

You're the one who needs big daddy government to take care of you.

Says the moron that posts pictures of his cousin claiming its his girlfriend.

Buff · 02-02-2004, 02:03 PM

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Originally posted by mule

And every single pilgrim in Mekkah, no matter where in the world they come from, shares this exact same sentiment? Grow up

Fuckhead:

Enough of them do that they are a serious threat to us. See the quote above fromt he Egyptian dude that was throwing rocks at "The Greatest Satan."

You are stupid, ignorant, and wrong. Am I forgetting anything?

Buff · 02-02-2004, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by ThunderBalls

Says the moron that posts pictures of his cousin claiming its his girlfriend.

It really is bugging the shit out of you that I am dating an ultrahottie and you are stuck having to jerk off to porn, isn't it?

Good. That is the natural order of things. Deal with it, douchebag.

mule · 02-02-2004, 02:05 PM

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Originally posted by Buff

Fuckhead:

Enough of them do that they are a serious threat to us. See the quote above fromt he Egyptian dude that was throwing rocks at "The Greatest Satan."

You are stupid, ignorant, and wrong. Am I forgetting anything?

temper, temper

ThunderBalls · 02-02-2004, 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by Buff

It really is bugging the shit out of you that I am dating an ultrahottie and you are stuck having to jerk off to porn, isn't it?

Good. That is the natural order of things. Deal with it, douchebag.

Not at all Biff. Seeing your mug validates what a doofus you really are.

PlayGirl · 02-02-2004, 02:16 PM

howard · 02-02-2004, 02:16 PM

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Originally posted by 12clicks

sticks and stones may break your bones but stampedes can really kill you

too fucken funny!!

Check this---i'm out the deli with mikey--were checking out and I see Mikey cracking up--and he was checking out the same article on this on the front page of the BCm Courier.

You 2 have the same sick mind..

Buff · 02-02-2004, 02:19 PM

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Originally posted by ThunderBalls

Not at all Biff. Seeing your mug validates what a doofus you really are.

Well, if I'm a doofus, then you should be able to beat my ass, right? Or at least beat me in a sport? Or at chess or some game of strategy? Or have a hotter girlfriend than me? Or what?

Speak up, dickless.

TurboTrucker · 02-02-2004, 02:19 PM

More proof that religion is for morons.

Joe Citizen · 02-02-2004, 02:21 PM

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Originally posted by Buff

Well, if I'm a doofus, then you should be able to beat my ass, right? Or at least beat me in a sport? Or at chess or some game of strategy? Or have a hotter girlfriend than me? Or what?

Speak up, dickless.

You're a superficial wanker, he isn't.

You lose.

12clicks · 02-02-2004, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by chodadog
http://abcnews.go.com/wire/World/ap20040131_1099.html

Seems he's more upset about Muslims killing Muslims than terrorism in general, but he did make the point about how terrorism is bad for the muslim faith.

I don't know Choda.
"""Sheik Abdul Aziz al-Sheik told 2 million pilgrims that terrorists were giving their enemies an excuse to criticize Muslim nations."""

I read that as "we're not ready to kill Americans yet and the terrorists are making it more difficult to on us to gather our forces."

Who are the "enemies" he's talking about?

Buff · 02-02-2004, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by Joe Citizen

You're a superficial wanker, he isn't.

You lose.

I always win. Always.

Get bent.

WankTank · 02-02-2004, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Butrflied
obviously you're quite disturbed

mule · 02-02-2004, 02:26 PM

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Originally posted by Buff

Well, if I'm a doofus, then you should be able to beat my ass, right? Or at least beat me in a sport? Or at chess or some game of strategy? Or have a hotter girlfriend than me? Or what?

Speak up, dickless.

Good god, how old are you? 12?
Fuck, I'm going to bed, I'm wasting my time arguing with children

EZRhino · 02-02-2004, 02:44 PM

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Originally posted by 12clicks

sticks and stones may break your bones but stampedes can really kill you

Excellent

Basic_man · 02-02-2004, 02:45 PM

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Originally posted by IntenseCash
Damn I wish I could read.

Hahahaha! Nice quote dude!

Danny_C · 02-02-2004, 02:52 PM

Thinking too hard makes some people's brains hurt.

ThunderBalls · 02-02-2004, 03:13 PM

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Originally posted by Buff

Well, if I'm a doofus, then you should be able to beat my ass, right?

Now thats a thought. Might be kind of fun trying.

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Originally posted by Buff
Or at least beat me in a sport?

Depends on the sport but looking at the extra poundage you are carrying around I would have to say yes.

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Originally posted by Buff

Or at chess or some game of strategy?

Once again, most likely yes.

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Originally posted by Buff

Or have a hotter girlfriend than me? Or what?

Got ya on that one to. But unlike you I don't have insecurity issues and feel a need to post her picture on the Internet in a feeble attempt to regain my manhood by seeking the approval of other people you don't even know.
I'm seriously starting to feel sorry for you.

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chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	Speaking of the Haij... Ron. I remember quite some time ago, a thread you started, asking where are the leaders of Arab countries and islam denouncing terrorism, etc. "MOUNT ARAFAT, Saudi Arabia -- Saudi Arabia's top cleric called on Muslims around the world Saturday to forsake terrorism, saying those who claim to be holy warriors were an affront to the faith. In a sermon that was remarkable not only for its strong language but also its timing -- at the peak of the annual hajj -- Sheik Abdul Aziz al-Sheik told2 million pilgrims that terrorists were giving their enemies an excuse to criticize Muslim nations." __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

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chodadog Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 9,736	http://abcnews.go.com/wire/World/ap20040131_1099.html Seems he's more upset about Muslims killing Muslims than terrorism in general, but he did make the point about how terrorism is bad for the muslim faith. __________________ 26 + 6 = 1

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