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  • jasonir
    Confirmed User
    • Aug 2002
    • 1887

    #51
    You are obviously as retarded as RedShoe.

    http://www.gfyboard.com/showthread.p...hreadid=227819
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    • Nikoleta
      Confirmed User
      • Oct 2003
      • 362

      #52
      Originally posted by Sp1nal
      It's awful. There's no religion that can be excused for such an absurd death..
      agree

      wtf, they went to pray or to die?!?!

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      • onlymovies
        Confirmed User
        • Sep 2003
        • 906

        #53
        shit, thats rough.....and yet most of us will never know what it's like to live in a third world or impoverished society.
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        • Buff
          GFY Assassin
          • May 2003
          • 2993

          #54
          Originally posted by mule

          OK, let me put it this way:
          Congratulations, you just put yourself on the same level as the assholes who danced and sang in the streets on 9-11
          After the sleepless night of prayer following the sermon, pilgrims gathered pebbles to throw at the pillars. Each threw seven times, chanting "bismillah" ("In the name of God") and "Allahu Akbar" ("God is Great").


          Calling America "the greatest Satan," Egyptian pilgrim ******* Omar threw pebbles at one pillar where someone scrawled "USA."
          They hate us and want to kill us, so fuck them and fuck you for standing up for them.

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          • mule
            Confirmed User
            • Jan 2002
            • 6085

            #55
            Originally posted by Buff


            They hate us and want to kill us, so fuck them and fuck you for standing up for them.
            LOL, and fuck you for being a sheep...learn to think
            Converting like a mofo

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            • Buff
              GFY Assassin
              • May 2003
              • 2993

              #56
              Originally posted by mule

              LOL, and fuck you for being a sheep...learn to think
              That's like saying "Fuck you for believing in gravity."

              Do you know what it means to think? Here is applied thinking:

              Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
              Person of type X kills person Y.

              Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
              Person of type X kills person Y.

              Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
              Person of type X kills person Y.

              Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
              Person of type X kills person Y.

              Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
              Person of type Y says, "Hmm. They want to kill me."
              Mule says, "Stop being a sheep! They don't want to kill you."

              Mule, GFY.

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              • mule
                Confirmed User
                • Jan 2002
                • 6085

                #57
                Originally posted by Buff


                That's like saying "Fuck you for believing in gravity."

                Do you know what it means to think? Here is applied thinking:

                Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
                Person of type X kills person Y.

                Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
                Person of type X kills person Y.

                Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
                Person of type X kills person Y.

                Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
                Person of type X kills person Y.

                Person of type X says, "I want to kill person of type Y."
                Person of type Y says, "Hmm. They want to kill me."
                Mule says, "Stop being a sheep! They don't want to kill you."

                Mule, GFY.
                Sorry, you're not a sheep
                You're an idiot
                Converting like a mofo

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                • Kicker
                  Confirmed User
                  • Apr 2002
                  • 7040

                  #58
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                  • 12clicks
                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                    • Jan 2001
                    • 19813

                    #59
                    Originally posted by mule


                    I'll say one thing for you though, you're consistant. No matter what you disagree with someone about, you'll say one of three things:
                    "You're a moron", "You're a nobody"or "You don't make any money."
                    Makes for pretty boring pissing matches though.
                    and those three things are always true about the people I say it to.
                    I'm not here to piss on you son, your parents did that with the way they raised you.
                    I'm just here to tell the truth.
                    I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                    • Joe Citizen
                      Confirmed User
                      • Oct 2003
                      • 4552

                      #60
                      Originally posted by Buff


                      They hate us and want to kill us, so fuck them and fuck you for standing up for them.
                      Those with the capacity for lateral thought ask: "Why do they want to kill me? What has my country done?"

                      But a prostitute-fucking simian like yourself obviously needs more time to evolve.

                      Be patient Buff.







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                      • chodadog
                        Confirmed User
                        • Apr 2002
                        • 9736

                        #61
                        Speaking of the Haij...

                        Ron. I remember quite some time ago, a thread you started, asking where are the leaders of Arab countries and islam denouncing terrorism, etc.

                        "MOUNT ARAFAT, Saudi Arabia -- Saudi Arabia's top cleric called on Muslims around the world Saturday to forsake terrorism, saying those who claim to be holy warriors were an affront to the faith.

                        In a sermon that was remarkable not only for its strong language but also its timing -- at the peak of the annual hajj -- Sheik Abdul Aziz al-Sheik told2 million pilgrims that terrorists were giving their enemies an excuse to criticize Muslim nations."

                        26 + 6 = 1

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                        • 12clicks
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Jan 2001
                          • 19813

                          #62
                          Originally posted by chodadog
                          Speaking of the Haij...

                          Ron. I remember quite some time ago, a thread you started, asking where are the leaders of Arab countries and islam denouncing terrorism, etc.

                          "MOUNT ARAFAT, Saudi Arabia -- Saudi Arabia's top cleric called on Muslims around the world Saturday to forsake terrorism, saying those who claim to be holy warriors were an affront to the faith.

                          In a sermon that was remarkable not only for its strong language but also its timing -- at the peak of the annual hajj -- Sheik Abdul Aziz al-Sheik told2 million pilgrims that terrorists were giving their enemies an excuse to criticize Muslim nations."

                          interesting. got a link so I can read the article?
                          I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                          • chodadog
                            Confirmed User
                            • Apr 2002
                            • 9736

                            #63
                            http://abcnews.go.com/wire/World/ap20040131_1099.html

                            Seems he's more upset about Muslims killing Muslims than terrorism in general, but he did make the point about how terrorism is bad for the muslim faith.
                            26 + 6 = 1

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                            • Michaelious
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 6720

                              #64
                              You know you'd think they'd have stewards like they do at football matches lol

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                              • Buff
                                GFY Assassin
                                • May 2003
                                • 2993

                                #65
                                Originally posted by mule

                                Sorry, you're not a sheep
                                You're an idiot
                                You're the one who needs big daddy government to take care of you.

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                                • Buff
                                  GFY Assassin
                                  • May 2003
                                  • 2993

                                  #66
                                  Originally posted by Joe Citizen


                                  Those with the capacity for lateral thought ask: "Why do they want to kill me? What has my country done?"

                                  But a prostitute-fucking simian like yourself obviously needs more time to evolve.

                                  Be patient Buff.







                                  Well, here is the full text of Bin Laden's letter to America: http://www.guardian.co.uk/Observer/w...845725,00.html

                                  He wants to kill us, in part, because we are immoral and do not abide by the sharia.

                                  So, Joe Citizen, I suggest you take this chance to read the letter, then fold it up nicely into a neat square, brush it off, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your monkey ass.

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                                  • mule
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Jan 2002
                                    • 6085

                                    #67
                                    Originally posted by Buff


                                    You're the one who needs big daddy government to take care of you.
                                    You make less sense every time you post
                                    Converting like a mofo

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                                    • MetaMan
                                      I AM WEB 2.0
                                      • Jan 2003
                                      • 28682

                                      #68
                                      to die walking around praising and yelping at a big hole and stone alter, omg i would get a big slap from God.

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                                      • mule
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jan 2002
                                        • 6085

                                        #69
                                        Originally posted by Buff


                                        Well, here is the full text of Bin Laden's letter to America: http://www.guardian.co.uk/Observer/w...845725,00.html

                                        He wants to kill us, in part, because we are immoral and do not abide by the sharia.
                                        And every single pilgrim in Mekkah, no matter where in the world they come from, shares this exact same sentiment? Grow up
                                        Converting like a mofo

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                                        • ThunderBalls
                                          So Fucking Banned
                                          • Oct 2002
                                          • 2926

                                          #70
                                          Originally posted by Buff


                                          You're the one who needs big daddy government to take care of you.

                                          Says the moron that posts pictures of his cousin claiming its his girlfriend.

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                                          • Buff
                                            GFY Assassin
                                            • May 2003
                                            • 2993

                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by mule

                                            And every single pilgrim in Mekkah, no matter where in the world they come from, shares this exact same sentiment? Grow up
                                            Fuckhead:

                                            Enough of them do that they are a serious threat to us. See the quote above fromt he Egyptian dude that was throwing rocks at "The Greatest Satan."

                                            You are stupid, ignorant, and wrong. Am I forgetting anything?

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                                            • Buff
                                              GFY Assassin
                                              • May 2003
                                              • 2993

                                              #72
                                              Originally posted by ThunderBalls



                                              Says the moron that posts pictures of his cousin claiming its his girlfriend.
                                              It really is bugging the shit out of you that I am dating an ultrahottie and you are stuck having to jerk off to porn, isn't it?

                                              Good. That is the natural order of things. Deal with it, douchebag.

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                                              • mule
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jan 2002
                                                • 6085

                                                #73
                                                Originally posted by Buff


                                                Fuckhead:

                                                Enough of them do that they are a serious threat to us. See the quote above fromt he Egyptian dude that was throwing rocks at "The Greatest Satan."

                                                You are stupid, ignorant, and wrong. Am I forgetting anything?
                                                temper, temper
                                                Converting like a mofo

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                                                • ThunderBalls
                                                  So Fucking Banned
                                                  • Oct 2002
                                                  • 2926

                                                  #74
                                                  Originally posted by Buff


                                                  It really is bugging the shit out of you that I am dating an ultrahottie and you are stuck having to jerk off to porn, isn't it?

                                                  Good. That is the natural order of things. Deal with it, douchebag.

                                                  Not at all Biff. Seeing your mug validates what a doofus you really are.

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                                                  • PlayGirl
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                                                    • Jan 2004
                                                    • 1062

                                                    #75

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                                                    • howard
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                                                      • Feb 2002
                                                      • 1827

                                                      #76
                                                      Originally posted by 12clicks


                                                      sticks and stones may break your bones but stampedes can really kill you

                                                      too fucken funny!!

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                                                      • Buff
                                                        GFY Assassin
                                                        • May 2003
                                                        • 2993

                                                        #77
                                                        Originally posted by ThunderBalls



                                                        Not at all Biff. Seeing your mug validates what a doofus you really are.
                                                        Well, if I'm a doofus, then you should be able to beat my ass, right? Or at least beat me in a sport? Or at chess or some game of strategy? Or have a hotter girlfriend than me? Or what?

                                                        Speak up, dickless.

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                                                        • TurboTrucker
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jan 2003
                                                          • 2363

                                                          #78
                                                          More proof that religion is for morons.

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                                                          • Joe Citizen
                                                            Confirmed User
                                                            • Oct 2003
                                                            • 4552

                                                            #79
                                                            Originally posted by Buff


                                                            Well, if I'm a doofus, then you should be able to beat my ass, right? Or at least beat me in a sport? Or at chess or some game of strategy? Or have a hotter girlfriend than me? Or what?

                                                            Speak up, dickless.
                                                            You're a superficial wanker, he isn't.

                                                            You lose.

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                                                            • 12clicks
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 19813

                                                              #80
                                                              Originally posted by chodadog
                                                              http://abcnews.go.com/wire/World/ap20040131_1099.html

                                                              Seems he's more upset about Muslims killing Muslims than terrorism in general, but he did make the point about how terrorism is bad for the muslim faith.
                                                              I don't know Choda.
                                                              """Sheik Abdul Aziz al-Sheik told 2 million pilgrims that terrorists were giving their enemies an excuse to criticize Muslim nations."""

                                                              I read that as "we're not ready to kill Americans yet and the terrorists are making it more difficult to on us to gather our forces."

                                                              Who are the "enemies" he's talking about?
                                                              I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

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                                                              • Buff
                                                                GFY Assassin
                                                                • May 2003
                                                                • 2993

                                                                #81
                                                                Originally posted by Joe Citizen


                                                                You're a superficial wanker, he isn't.

                                                                You lose.

                                                                I always win. Always.

                                                                Get bent.

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                                                                • WankTank
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                                  • 595

                                                                  #82
                                                                  Originally posted by Butrflied
                                                                  obviously you're quite disturbed

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                                                                  • mule
                                                                    Confirmed User
                                                                    • Jan 2002
                                                                    • 6085

                                                                    #83
                                                                    Originally posted by Buff


                                                                    Well, if I'm a doofus, then you should be able to beat my ass, right? Or at least beat me in a sport? Or at chess or some game of strategy? Or have a hotter girlfriend than me? Or what?

                                                                    Speak up, dickless.
                                                                    Good god, how old are you? 12?
                                                                    Fuck, I'm going to bed, I'm wasting my time arguing with children
                                                                    Converting like a mofo

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                                                                    • EZRhino
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                                      • 6258

                                                                      #84
                                                                      Originally posted by 12clicks


                                                                      sticks and stones may break your bones but stampedes can really kill you
                                                                      Excellent

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                                                                      • Basic_man
                                                                        Programming King Pin
                                                                        • Oct 2003
                                                                        • 27360

                                                                        #85
                                                                        Originally posted by IntenseCash
                                                                        Damn I wish I could read.
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                                                                        • Danny_C
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                                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                                          • 2160

                                                                          #86
                                                                          Thinking too hard makes some people's brains hurt.

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                                                                          • ThunderBalls
                                                                            So Fucking Banned
                                                                            • Oct 2002
                                                                            • 2926

                                                                            #87
                                                                            Originally posted by Buff


                                                                            Well, if I'm a doofus, then you should be able to beat my ass, right?
                                                                            Now thats a thought. Might be kind of fun trying.


                                                                            Originally posted by Buff
                                                                            Or at least beat me in a sport?
                                                                            Depends on the sport but looking at the extra poundage you are carrying around I would have to say yes.

                                                                            Originally posted by Buff

                                                                            Or at chess or some game of strategy?
                                                                            Once again, most likely yes.


                                                                            Originally posted by Buff

                                                                            Or have a hotter girlfriend than me? Or what?
                                                                            Got ya on that one to. But unlike you I don't have insecurity issues and feel a need to post her picture on the Internet in a feeble attempt to regain my manhood by seeking the approval of other people you don't even know.
                                                                            I'm seriously starting to feel sorry for you.

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