The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy named Thor.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an disruption in the space-time continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to "disappear."
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
I make the rules and can change them at any time to whatever I want.
rule #2
see rule #1
whoever posts the most amusing thing in the thread in the next 30 mins from this post will get $50 paypaled to them. No other payment options available - no paypal - no payment.
lets have it.
I LOVE your thick hard cock and I want it deep in my pussy. I want to scream your name while you bust you load all over my tight ass.
OH....SLEAZYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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You already wrote something like that? damn guess I should have read everyones post lol
Lucky for me................I mean it !
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No, I didn't write anything like that. I just thought that wasn't quite fair. But then, who the heck knows what the rules are?
May the best woman win!
LOL I have a better idea. How about you and I get butt naked and wreslte in chocolate pudding. THe loser has to lick it off the other. Hmmm doesnt sound like the loser has much to lose lol.
Screw it...you win.. Can I lick you now Elli?
SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.
LOL I have a better idea. How about you and I get butt naked and wreslte in chocolate pudding. THe loser has to lick it off the other. Hmmm doesnt sound like the loser has much to lose lol.
Screw it...you win.. Can I lick you now Elli?
at the 29 min mark - this is the winner.
post your paypal address heather, unless you prefer me to pay you in cock?
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