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Smokey The Bear · 02-01-2004, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

at the 29 min mark - this is the winner.

post your paypal address heather, unless you prefer me to pay you in cock?

100 Lame amusing posts..

Elli · 02-01-2004, 01:37 AM

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Originally posted by Heather Hamptons

LOL I have a better idea. How about you and I get butt naked and wreslte in chocolate pudding. THe loser has to lick it off the other. Hmmm doesnt sound like the loser has much to lose lol.

Screw it...you win.. Can I lick you now Elli?

Hm, I may be willing to be talked into just such an arrangement. I propose we add some whipped cream and cherries to the mix. What say you?

Then we can rub our naked bodies all over each other, smoothing the tasty chocolate and cream over our skin and slowly tonguing it off. Perhaps there will be a cameraperson there to record it for posterity. Perhaps that cameraperson should be.. Sleazy?

Heather Hamptons · 02-01-2004, 01:38 AM

lol cant i have both?

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Heather Hamptons · 02-01-2004, 01:39 AM

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Originally posted by Elli

Hm, I may be willing to be talked into just such an arrangement. I propose we add some whipped cream and cherries to the mix. What say you?

Then we can rub our naked bodies all over each other, smoothing the tasty chocolate and cream over our skin and slowly tonguing it off. Perhaps there will be a cameraperson there to record it for posterity. Perhaps that cameraperson should be.. Sleazy?

LOL sounds like aplan to me. Get your butt down here so you and I can do that. Hey...Ivy would probably be interested

Heather Hamptons · 02-01-2004, 01:40 AM

what the hell is with this hahahahahah shit under my name??

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Elli · 02-01-2004, 01:41 AM

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Originally posted by Heather Hamptons

LOL sounds like aplan to me. Get your butt down here so you and I can do that. Hey...Ivy would probably be interested

Ivy will do just fine.

You girls live close to each other?

SleazyDream · 02-01-2004, 01:42 AM

money sent.

i'm actually breathing heavy now thinking about elli and heather together... mmmmmm

Heather Hamptons · 02-01-2004, 01:42 AM

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Originally posted by Elli

Ivy will do just fine. You girls live close to each other?

Not to far apart. SHes in NC and I am in virginia. SHe's a few hours form me but we are planning a shoot. Email me sometime and we can set something up! [email protected]

Heather Hamptons · 02-01-2004, 01:43 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
money sent.

i'm actually breathing heavy now thinking about elli and heather together... mmmmmm

well it will become reality. She and I are gonna set up a shoot. i am determined for it to be a chocolate pudding wrestling match!!!!
we'll get video too

finlo · 02-01-2004, 01:43 AM

sandman! · 02-01-2004, 01:44 AM

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...

Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton were at a Yankees game. Before the game began a secret service man came up to him and whispered in his ear.
Bill Clinton suddenly picked up Hillary and threw her out on the field.

The secret service man came running up to him and said, "Mr. President Sir, I think you misunderstood me; I said throw out the first pitch."

Bishop And The Ass

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since he had it, he might as well go ahead and enter it in the races. To his surprise, the donkey came in third!
The next day the local paper carried this headline: PREACHER'S ASS SHOWS. The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and this time it won. The paper read: PREACHER'S ASS OUT IN FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in another race. The paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES PREACHER'S ASS. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the preacher to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The paper headline the next day read: NUN HAS BEST ASS IN TOWN. The Bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.00.

The next day the headline read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.00. This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey, lead it to the plains, and let it go. Next day, the headline in the paper read: NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE. The Bishop was buried the next day.
Blonde's Backseat

A blonde and a guy were out on a date and they ended up at ''Lovers' Cove'' where they were making out. The guy thought that things were going pretty good and maybe he would get lucky tonight, so he thought that he would ask her if she wanted to go in the back seat.
''NO!'' yelled the blonde.

The guy just figured that she wasn't ready yet. Things got pretty hot and the guy thought he would try again.

''NO!'' the blonde yelled again.

Things got even hotter and the blond was down to her bra and the guy even had her pants unzipped.

''Do you wanna go in the back seat yet?'' asked the guy.

''For the last time, NO!'' said the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asked, ''Well, why the hell not?''

The blonde looked at him and said, ''Because I wanna stay up here with you.''

Brother is "Out"

A guy walked into a bar one day and said to the barman, "Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day, the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day, the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

The man downed the first drink and shook his head, "Yeah, my wife!"

Chalkboard Culprit

One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, ?penis? written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalkbaord, but a little bit bigger. She erased it and went on with her lesson.
Each of the next several days, the teacher would come in to find ?penis? on the board, a little larger each time. She went in one morning, expecting to dinf it again, but instead the chalkboard read: ?The more you rub it, the bigger it gets.?

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fuzebox · 02-01-2004, 01:59 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream

what the fuck is that thing?

We had a thread about this about a month ago... It's fun to stare at it and wonder what the fuck is going on.

Turns out it's part of an art series based on the suffering of man or something.

*shrug*

Quatermain · 02-01-2004, 01:59 AM

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Originally posted by Heather Hamptons
what the hell is with this hahahahahah shit under my name??

You had clicked on a link in the "Michael Jackson Is Dead" faux yahoo news item posted earlier on GFY.

madsender · 02-01-2004, 02:09 AM

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Originally posted by kmanrox
[IMG]http://www.redcoat.net/pics/*******.jpg[/IMG]

This probably got quoted a few times already.. but
Geezus.. things just got stepped up a notch here..

One question

1. Why block out her pussy yet show her ass blowing a load of liquid shit into her face?

foolio · 02-01-2004, 02:10 AM

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Originally posted by madsender

This probably got quoted a few times already.. but
Geezus.. things just got stepped up a notch here..

One question

1. Why block out her pussy yet show her ass blowing a load of liquid shit into her face?

That is the question that will haunt us till the day we die

kmanrox · 02-01-2004, 02:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by madsender

This probably got quoted a few times already.. but
Geezus.. things just got stepped up a notch here..

One question

1. Why block out her pussy yet show her ass blowing a load of liquid shit into her face?

better question:

why blow a load of liquid shit unto your face?

SomeCreep · 02-01-2004, 02:12 AM

Manowar · 02-01-2004, 02:13 AM

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