What is your elevator pitch? - GoFuckYourself.com

mistersoft · 01-31-2004, 07:18 PM

What is the 3 minute pitch you have prepared for whenever you happen to be in the elevator with a potential customer, partner, big boss?

Mine would go something like this:

The cool thing about Miss Softie is that since it is a single use product she is hygienic and can be marketed as fresh virgin pussy. This is of course also nice since a lot of customers become addicted, and hence place new orders again and again.

But the really cool thing is the mutual benefits for partnership this product offers. Like if you have a magazine or DVD's you want to promote you can just enclose disposable pussies with your product. We have already done tests about this - and these tests show that if you promot some videos in a store with Miss Softie - then these videos are the ones that will be rented.

Right now is also a good time to make deals with Miss Softie - since Miss Softie is in need of some promotional material.

SoundMan · 01-31-2004, 07:20 PM

push the emergency stop button..

that will give you more time.

Ben-MensNiche · 01-31-2004, 07:21 PM

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lock · 01-31-2004, 07:22 PM

Miss softy will you be going down.

feN · 01-31-2004, 07:23 PM

you need to update your sig
it´s 2004 y´know..

mistersoft · 01-31-2004, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by feN
you need to update your sig
it´s 2004 y´know..

Thanx!

feN · 01-31-2004, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mistersoft

Thanx!

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mistersoft · 01-31-2004, 07:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ben-MensNiche
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mistersoft · 01-31-2004, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lock
Miss softy will you be going down.

Very good - I will ad that to my elevator pitch

mistersoft · 01-31-2004, 07:32 PM

Er - am I the only one with a set piece like that?

Are all the rest of you just making up your presentations impromptu?

Nah ... can't believe you guys are not doing the things that generate business in a conversational way.

Head · 01-31-2004, 07:34 PM

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Originally posted by lock
Miss softy will you be going down.

01-31-2004, 07:18 PM	#1
mistersoft Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,021	What is your elevator pitch? What is the 3 minute pitch you have prepared for whenever you happen to be in the elevator with a potential customer, partner, big boss? Mine would go something like this: The cool thing about Miss Softie is that since it is a single use product she is hygienic and can be marketed as fresh virgin pussy. This is of course also nice since a lot of customers become addicted, and hence place new orders again and again. But the really cool thing is the mutual benefits for partnership this product offers. Like if you have a magazine or DVD's you want to promote you can just enclose disposable pussies with your product. We have already done tests about this - and these tests show that if you promot some videos in a store with Miss Softie - then these videos are the ones that will be rented. Right now is also a good time to make deals with Miss Softie - since Miss Softie is in need of some promotional material. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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mistersoft Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 1,021	Er - am I the only one with a set piece like that? Are all the rest of you just making up your presentations impromptu? Nah ... can't believe you guys are not doing the things that generate business in a conversational way. __________________ SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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