Review: 'You Got Served' -- garbage - GoFuckYourself.com

Eric · 01-30-2004, 01:20 PM

Talk about a funny fucking Headline! Was anyone planning to see this movie?

http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ap/index.html

tbabe · 01-30-2004, 01:28 PM

I would sooner go see From Justin to Kelly

you got served looks so shockingly terrible.

nathan_f · 01-30-2004, 01:29 PM

Only way I'd watch that movie is if there is an alternate ending on the dvd where everyone dies in a slow motion drive-by.

Fletch XXX · 01-30-2004, 01:31 PM

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Originally posted by tbabe
I would sooner go see From Justin to Kelly

you got served looks so shockingly terrible.

there is no way any adult with any intelligence could see the trailer for this grabage and say: "I think ill go see that."

the movie is for kids in highschool who lack self esteem

i cannot imagine even watching that movie for 1 minute.

jawanda · 01-30-2004, 01:36 PM

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Originally posted by nathan_f
Only way I'd watch that movie is if there is an alternate ending on the dvd where everyone dies in a slow motion drive-by.

I second that! Maybe a gas truck could explode all over 'em ... but instead of gas, it's filled with Napalm and they all run around screaming while their flesh is melted away? Or they could all get Mad Cow disease ...? It's going to take a lot of pain and suffering to make that fuckin' movie bearable.

Fluid of Fuck Me · 01-30-2004, 01:39 PM

isn't that movie about break dancing? Hang on, let me dig my old run dmc 8 track out, get my open laced addidas and see if I give a shit.
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iroc409 · 01-30-2004, 01:46 PM

i couldn't even stand the commercials. it looks so horrifyingly terrible that i'd rather stick red hot rusted shards of iron through my eyeballs. no, make that not-red-hot. they wouldn't go through as easily that way.

fast and the furious meets break dancing.

what the fuck are people thinking these days? damn.

it gives me a headache just to think about it.

Timbo · 01-30-2004, 02:33 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

there is no way any adult with any intelligence could see the trailer for this grabage and say: "I think ill go see that."

the movie is for kids in highschool who lack self esteem

i cannot imagine even watching that movie for 1 minute.

I can't stand watching the previews for half a minute.

-=HOAX=- · 01-30-2004, 02:46 PM

You're all just jealous you can't break like those cats can...I watched it twice already...fools.

GTS Mark · 01-30-2004, 02:53 PM

Common Eric ya twink, we know you went to see this movie and are currently practicing your movies in your living room.

YOU GOT SERVED!

DH

<IMX> · 01-30-2004, 02:59 PM

They are going to make a shit load of cash off that film.

Probably shot it for less than 5 mil.

B2k/B2K management wrote it...that means they have tons of backend points too probably.

It's funny CNN even bothered to revied it, I aways thought they had real work to do.

Mateo1721 · 01-30-2004, 03:04 PM

looks like there are no good movies coming out this weekend. They are all getting horrible reviews.

I hate this time of the year. Movies that come out now are usually rejects who weren't good enough for the big summer and winter releases. Nothing but a bunch of teeny bopper and usually crappy horror flicks.

tbabe · 01-30-2004, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

there is no way any adult with any intelligence could see the trailer for this grabage and say: "I think ill go see that."

the movie is for kids in highschool who lack self esteem

i cannot imagine even watching that movie for 1 minute.

Ya, i feel a strong sense of embarrasment just seeing the commercial.

You got served sucke *shudder*

Tofu · 01-30-2004, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by nathan_f
Only way I'd watch that movie is if there is an alternate ending on the dvd where everyone dies in a slow motion drive-by.

im picturing it in Menace II Society style! Sounds like that would be the perfect ending to "Gigli" as well....talk about a piece of shit!

CamChicks · 01-30-2004, 05:09 PM

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PreciousB · 01-30-2004, 05:16 PM

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Originally posted by -=HOAX=-
You're all just jealous you can't break like those cats can...I watched it twice already...fools.

I don't know about being jealous of a bunch of kids that like spinning on the tops of their heads, but I would like to go see the movie for the music and the dancing and see what all the hype is.
I hear all kinds of high school kids talking about it, so fuck it why not.

AdultNex · 01-30-2004, 06:01 PM

The dance moves look wicked... But this is just a typical teen chick flick.

If you're going to watch it, watch it with your girlfriend, otherwise, you must have problems.

robfantasy · 01-30-2004, 06:05 PM

they told the whole movie in that review

69pornlinks · 01-30-2004, 06:14 PM

You should be slapped for even asking that question

Lickshots · 01-30-2004, 06:24 PM

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Originally posted by nathan_f
Only way I'd watch that movie is if there is an alternate ending on the dvd where everyone dies in a slow motion drive-by.

That's funny.

Honeyslut · 01-30-2004, 06:54 PM

It's reject month with the Emmys coming up soon !

flashfire · 01-31-2004, 03:21 AM

I could have told you it was "garbage" without even seeing 10 mins of the movie...the things people pay to see

Trax · 01-31-2004, 04:25 AM

lol @ nathan
not bad

01-30-2004, 01:20 PM	#1
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Fluid of Fuck Me Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 373	isn't that movie about break dancing? Hang on, let me dig my old run dmc 8 track out, get my open laced addidas and see if I give a shit. . . . . . . . . . . . nope.

01-30-2004, 02:53 PM	#10
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Common Eric ya twink, we know you went to see this movie and are currently practicing your movies in your living room. YOU GOT SERVED! DH

01-30-2004, 03:04 PM	#12
Mateo1721 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 626	looks like there are no good movies coming out this weekend. They are all getting horrible reviews. I hate this time of the year. Movies that come out now are usually rejects who weren't good enough for the big summer and winter releases. Nothing but a bunch of teeny bopper and usually crappy horror flicks.

01-30-2004, 06:01 PM	#17
AdultNex Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Bostonnnn Posts: 8,985	The dance moves look wicked... But this is just a typical teen chick flick. If you're going to watch it, watch it with your girlfriend, otherwise, you must have problems.

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flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	I could have told you it was "garbage" without even seeing 10 mins of the movie...the things people pay to see

01-31-2004, 04:25 AM	#23
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