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  • Rictor
    Old Timer
    • Jan 2001
    • 12208
    #1

    Special on newbie sigs this month

    We have a special on newbie sigs this month. You can buy as many as you want, for any board you want for $100 each. We guarantee an average of 10 posts per day per newbie. Furthermore, all our sig whores will be required to read our training manual, which includes such chapters as "Smilies aren't quality posts," "How to create board drama," "The importance of getting good sig placement on drama threads," and "Any publicity is good publicity."

    http://www.sigbroker.net
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    • tiramos
      Confirmed User
      • Jul 2003
      • 437
      #2


      Board Drama

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        • mistersoft
          Confirmed User
          • Jun 2003
          • 1021
          #3
          Originally posted by Rictor
          We have a special on newbie sigs this month. You can buy as many as you want, for any board you want for $100 each. We guarantee an average of 10 posts per day per newbie. Furthermore, all our sig whores will be required to read our training manual, which includes such chapters as "Smilies aren't quality posts," "How to create board drama," "The importance of getting good sig placement on drama threads," and "Any publicity is good publicity."

          http://www.sigbroker.net
          I dont want to sell my sig. Is there any way I can get that manual of yours anyway?
          SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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            • JDog
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2003
              • 7453
              #4
              That's the end of it, now we have fucking sig brokers!

              I thought I've seen it all!

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                • block
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1258
                  #5
                  Sounds like a great deal to me.

                  ICQ - 19961769

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                    • Rictor
                      Old Timer
                      • Jan 2001
                      • 12208
                      #6
                      Originally posted by mistersoft


                      I dont want to sell my sig. Is there any way I can get that manual of yours anyway?
                      I may publish the manual for $19.95, haven't decided yet. There's some pretty valuable trade secrets in there. All employees must sign a non-disclosure agreement.

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                        • GonePhishing
                          Confirmed User
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 2474
                          #7
                          The pimps have finally started whore out the hookers!
                          If Biff Fucks My Mom... I Might Never Be Born...

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                            • mistersoft
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jun 2003
                              • 1021
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Rictor


                              I may publish the manual for $19.95, haven't decided yet. There's some pretty valuable trade secrets in there. All employees must sign a non-disclosure agreement.

                              How long must I wait before the manual is published? I really need to know now.

                              I cannot sign a paper like you say, because I need to teach my underaffiliates how to do effective work also.
                              SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                • timboss
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Sep 2003
                                  • 627
                                  #9
                                  im not a newbie in the biz, but yeah a newbie to this board, how do I join you, I will do it for extra money
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                                  338637464

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                                    • Ash@phpFX
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Nov 2003
                                      • 4292
                                      #10
                                      oh my god i never thought id see the day

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                                        • Rictor
                                          Old Timer
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 12208
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by mistersoft



                                          How long must I wait before the manual is published? I really need to know now.

                                          I cannot sign a paper like you say, because I need to teach my underaffiliates how to do effective work also.
                                          I may be giving seminars and training classes at Internext this year. Sig whoring is the new TGP!

                                          Look for my Sig Whore VIP party at Internext this year!

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                                            • tootie
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jun 2003
                                              • 6041
                                              #12
                                              Hey, do you need someone to write up a tutorial for you? I feel that I am qualified to write, "How to Create Board Drama Without Really Trying."

                                              LMAO!


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                                                • kowntafit
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jan 2004
                                                  • 4667
                                                  #13
                                                  Is this shit serious?

                                                  This is where my next million is coming from!

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                                                    • mistersoft
                                                      Confirmed User
                                                      • Jun 2003
                                                      • 1021
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Rictor


                                                      I may be giving seminars and training classes at Internext this year. Sig whoring is the new TGP!

                                                      Look for my Sig Whore VIP party at Internext this year!
                                                      Well, you see I have this great idea about outsourcing sig whoring to india.

                                                      That is why I need a manual - not a seminar.
                                                      SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                                                        • juicylinks
                                                          So Fucking Banned
                                                          • Apr 2001
                                                          • 122992
                                                          #15
                                                          I am one of the author's of the manual

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                                                            • Rictor
                                                              Old Timer
                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 12208
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                              I am one of the author's of the manual
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                                                                • ytcracker
                                                                  stc is the greatest
                                                                  • Dec 2002
                                                                  • 12403
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by juicylinks
                                                                  I am one of the author's of the manual
                                                                  if this does not garner credibility
                                                                  i dont know what does
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                                                                    • WankTank
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                                      • 595
                                                                      #18
                                                                      lmfao.
                                                                      I wanna sell my sig

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                                                                        • tranza
                                                                          ICQ: 197-556-237
                                                                          • Jun 2003
                                                                          • 57559
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by mistersoft


                                                                          I dont want to sell my sig. Is there any way I can get that manual of yours anyway?
                                                                          I'm just a newbie.

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                                                                            • Rictor
                                                                              Old Timer
                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                              • 12208
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by WankTank
                                                                              lmfao.
                                                                              I wanna sell my sig
                                                                              When the demand exceeds the supply for newbie sigs, I'll contact you and you can go through the training program.

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                                                                                • suesheboy
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                  • 5211
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  Am I still a newbie?
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                                                                                    • Rictor
                                                                                      Old Timer
                                                                                      • Jan 2001
                                                                                      • 12208
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by suesheboy
                                                                                      Am I still a newbie?
                                                                                      You will always be a newbie until you learn how to spell sushi.

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                                                                                        • WankTank
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                                                          • 595
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          Rictor I added you to icq.

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