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debbieN · 01-30-2004, 04:43 PM

every day someone is trying to sell their sig.

If you purchase someones sig what does this do for you?

how do you make money off this?

Please let me know so I can make one and sell it.

thanks.

Rictor · 01-30-2004, 04:51 PM

It's a marketing secret.

Digipimp · 01-30-2004, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by debbieN
every day someone is trying to sell their sig.

If you purchase someones sig what does this do for you?

how do you make money off this?

Please let me know so I can make one and sell it.

thanks.

I'll help you sell your sig if you post some pics of your boobies.

nathan_f · 01-30-2004, 04:54 PM

It's all about the hype.

It would be interesting to see the stats on the clicks for some of the more expensive sigs.

brand0n · 01-30-2004, 04:56 PM

ill explain it to ya

you ever watch nascar? notice the car is covered in ads? well those guys are payin for that ad space. and if they guy driving that car wins, he can charge more for every inch on that car.

gfy is kinda like that. if you are talented, get page views, a fuckin nut, someone with great insite, or anthing else that spawns attention people will pay for your sig. they do this to get there program advertised.

now, heres somethin else i can share with you. you cant sell your sig. Lensman said anyone that hasent been here for atleast 3 months isnt allowed to do so. so, you have 3 months of posting before you can even consider puttin a price tag on yours. also, post count is a big part of selling your sig. there isnt a company around whos going to pay you for your sig when you have 300 posts. thats not the solid gfy background sponsors are looking for. if they are going to pay you, they damn sure want to get there money worth.

so... all that said.. get to posting (dont just post smiles, try to contribute, your sig will be worth more) and in 3 months youll be ready to rock

that bout sum it up?

Fluid of Fuck Me · 01-30-2004, 04:56 PM

My sig has brought in some great traffic flow, since I own the site there. I'm getting clicks off threads I posted in last july, and out of my profile pages on several boards, and everytime I bitchslap X-man the click throughs go up.

lock · 01-30-2004, 04:58 PM

you ready for the shock checkout sigbroker.com

SleazyDream · 01-30-2004, 04:59 PM

debbie, if you remove your cloths and post the pics I'll tell you

mule · 01-30-2004, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SleazyDream
debbie, if you remove your cloths and post the pics I'll tell you

Don't listen to him, if you take off your clothes he'll just call you an idiot

Ironhorse · 01-30-2004, 05:02 PM

The secret is you have to first show boobs, then you can sell your sig all you want

debbieN · 01-30-2004, 05:05 PM

Now let me think, see if I right.

1. The sig appears on GFY and other boards.

2. If you're selling content, then webmasters and mistresses click on that sig to find the deal for their content needs.

3. some buy your product.

My question is: How do you make money buying a sig that produces someone else money, AND you pay them for this privilage.

mule · 01-30-2004, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by debbieN
Now let me think, see if I right.

1. The sig appears on GFY and other boards.

2. If you're selling content, then webmasters and mistresses click on that sig to find the deal for their content needs.

3. some buy your product.

My question is: How do you make money buying a sig that produces someone else money, AND you pay them for this privilage.

Not quite.
Say there's a sponsor that sells mules online. So I have a link to this sponsor in my sig. Other webmasters click on the sig, and sign up as mule-selling affiliates. So where the sponsor was selling 2 mules a month, after 200 sponsors have clicked on my sig and signed up he's now selling 150 mules a month. He's so thrilled about this that he pays me for having his link in my sig.

pornstar2pac · 01-30-2004, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by debbieN
Now let me think, see if I right.

1. The sig appears on GFY and other boards.

2. If you're selling content, then webmasters and mistresses click on that sig to find the deal for their content needs.

3. some buy your product.

My question is: How do you make money buying a sig that produces someone else money, AND you pay them for this privilage.

Let me help little darling and get ahead of the crowd. I see you type the word "sig" a lot. that buzzword is so '80's now.

start calling it "BradShaw" every time now. That's what the mainstream will be calling it in a week or two.

skillfull · 01-30-2004, 05:13 PM

some french webmasters have made the cantochip sig whore program
http://www.canto.biz/
if you understand french

Ironhorse · 01-30-2004, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mule

Not quite.
Say there's a sponsor that sells mules online. So I have a link to this sponsor in my sig. Other webmasters click on the sig, and sign up as mule-selling affiliates. So where the sponsor was selling 2 mules a month, after 200 sponsors have clicked on my sig and signed up he's now selling 150 mules a month. He's so thrilled about this that he pays me for having his link in my sig.

Don't forget you had to show your boobs first

madsender · 01-30-2004, 05:32 PM

Basicly companies with too much money too little brains
get into a pissing contest to see who can throw away the most money.

Guys get it hyped up and call the winner a Pimp and a "BigDog"

To make them feel special then collect $8500 for sending a few hundred dollars worth of traffic.

If you can do a good Don King Impersonation and ask the
"big dogs" to step up and claim the "pimp" status.

Then your set and get the title of Sig Whore.

You will then shock and amaze the GFI community how gullable some people are.

I am still learning about it myself but plan on releasing my new how to book to the public next month.

"How to be a Sig Whore"

Chapt 1. Getting started: Post lots o messages bout nothin

If you want to know more it will cost you $29.95

debbieN · 01-30-2004, 05:32 PM

Finally, myboobsdamnit!

The first day of a five day binge on Key West last November.

madsender · 01-30-2004, 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by debbieN
Finally, myboobsdamnit!

The first day of a five day binge on Key West last November.

You just won yourself a free copy of

"How to become a Sig Whore"

KRL · 01-30-2004, 05:39 PM

I love letting pictures do the talking. They explain things so simply and clearly, and they speak the same language worldwide.

The question is: Why would anyone want to buy a Sig?

The answer is:

See how easy that was.

debbieN · 01-30-2004, 05:40 PM

Let me know how!

I am still looking through other photos from the trip. The hotel I stayed at was at the southern-most side of the island and they allowed nude sunbathing.

Started the Duval crawl around 10:00 am each morning. I did not drink again when I got back home for a week and a half.

debbieN · 01-30-2004, 05:42 PM

KRL

powerbubba · 01-30-2004, 05:42 PM

I was in the same boat as Debbie, and agree with the assessment that it must be some idiots with too much money and not enough brains to pay for this stuff.

It's also a little depressing. I was looking for a forum of peers, who participate to learn and give. But posting for posting sake, like it's a job, sucks big time. Reminds me of another forum where people have to post to get discounts on a script. I don't participate much because it makes me think they are only about posting, nothing else. Now it seems GFY may not be that different. It'd be nice if they (Lensman) actually banned the practice all together.

Libertine · 01-30-2004, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by debbieN
Finally, myboobsdamnit!

The first day of a five day binge on Key West last November.

Those are some mighty fine puppies you got there

madsender · 01-30-2004, 05:45 PM

If the Sig Whores on the board pay me 100 G's then I won't
release the rest of the secrets of Sig Whoring thus saturating the market and killing your booming buisiness.

Think it over..

pornstar2pac · 01-30-2004, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by madsender
If the Sig Whores on the board pay me 100 G's then I won't
release the rest of the secrets of Sig Whoring thus saturating the market and killing your booming buisiness.

Think it over..

it's called "BradShaw"-ing now.

got it?

debbieN · 01-30-2004, 05:53 PM

madsender - very funny. terrorist.

powerbubba - yeah it is hard to ever get good answers to some questions. But, can you blame anyone for not sharing their hard found tricks to being sucessful it if meant that you would be cutting your throat.

Should we start a thead for all webmistress to show their pups too?

pornstar2pac · 01-30-2004, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
I love letting pictures do the talking. They explain things so simply and clearly, and they speak the same language worldwide.

The question is: Why would anyone want to buy a Sig?

The answer is:

See how easy that was.

agreed

01-30-2004, 04:43 PM	#1
debbieN Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: FL, NC(I burned this down), MI Posts: 1,193	I'm stupid - why would anyone what to by a sig every day someone is trying to sell their sig. If you purchase someones sig what does this do for you? how do you make money off this? Please let me know so I can make one and sell it. thanks. __________________ don't rent the top room at the Luxor ______________________ Debbie Nomad's Evil Hobby

01-30-2004, 04:56 PM	#5
brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	ill explain it to ya you ever watch nascar? notice the car is covered in ads? well those guys are payin for that ad space. and if they guy driving that car wins, he can charge more for every inch on that car. gfy is kinda like that. if you are talented, get page views, a fuckin nut, someone with great insite, or anthing else that spawns attention people will pay for your sig. they do this to get there program advertised. now, heres somethin else i can share with you. you cant sell your sig. Lensman said anyone that hasent been here for atleast 3 months isnt allowed to do so. so, you have 3 months of posting before you can even consider puttin a price tag on yours. also, post count is a big part of selling your sig. there isnt a company around whos going to pay you for your sig when you have 300 posts. thats not the solid gfy background sponsors are looking for. if they are going to pay you, they damn sure want to get there money worth. so... all that said.. get to posting (dont just post smiles, try to contribute, your sig will be worth more) and in 3 months youll be ready to rock that bout sum it up? __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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01-30-2004, 04:51 PM	#2
Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	It's a marketing secret.

01-30-2004, 04:54 PM	#4
nathan_f Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Think of me as Chomsky with dick jokes. Posts: 3,983	It's all about the hype. It would be interesting to see the stats on the clicks for some of the more expensive sigs.

01-30-2004, 04:56 PM	#6
Fluid of Fuck Me Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 373	My sig has brought in some great traffic flow, since I own the site there. I'm getting clicks off threads I posted in last july, and out of my profile pages on several boards, and everytime I bitchslap X-man the click throughs go up.

01-30-2004, 05:05 PM	#11
debbieN Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: FL, NC(I burned this down), MI Posts: 1,193	Now let me think, see if I right. 1. The sig appears on GFY and other boards. 2. If you're selling content, then webmasters and mistresses click on that sig to find the deal for their content needs. 3. some buy your product. My question is: How do you make money buying a sig that produces someone else money, AND you pay them for this privilage. __________________ don't rent the top room at the Luxor ______________________ Debbie Nomad's Evil Hobby

01-30-2004, 05:13 PM	#14
skillfull Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Quebec Calisse Posts: 4,716	some french webmasters have made the cantochip sig whore program http://www.canto.biz/ if you understand french __________________ mind at underdark dot cc SEO Analyst Thunder-Ball.net - Member

01-30-2004, 05:32 PM	#16
madsender Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 211	Basicly companies with too much money too little brains get into a pissing contest to see who can throw away the most money. Guys get it hyped up and call the winner a Pimp and a "BigDog" To make them feel special then collect $8500 for sending a few hundred dollars worth of traffic. If you can do a good Don King Impersonation and ask the "big dogs" to step up and claim the "pimp" status. Then your set and get the title of Sig Whore. You will then shock and amaze the GFI community how gullable some people are. I am still learning about it myself but plan on releasing my new how to book to the public next month. "How to be a Sig Whore" Chapt 1. Getting started: Post lots o messages bout nothin If you want to know more it will cost you $29.95 __________________ Is your sponser doing these kind of numbers for you?

01-30-2004, 05:32 PM	#17
debbieN Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: FL, NC(I burned this down), MI Posts: 1,193	Finally, myboobsdamnit! The first day of a five day binge on Key West last November. __________________ don't rent the top room at the Luxor ______________________ Debbie Nomad's Evil Hobby

01-30-2004, 05:39 PM	#19
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	I love letting pictures do the talking. They explain things so simply and clearly, and they speak the same language worldwide. The question is: Why would anyone want to buy a Sig? The answer is: See how easy that was. __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

01-30-2004, 05:40 PM	#20
debbieN Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: FL, NC(I burned this down), MI Posts: 1,193	Let me know how! I am still looking through other photos from the trip. The hotel I stayed at was at the southern-most side of the island and they allowed nude sunbathing. Started the Duval crawl around 10:00 am each morning. I did not drink again when I got back home for a week and a half. __________________ don't rent the top room at the Luxor ______________________ Debbie Nomad's Evil Hobby

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debbieN Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: FL, NC(I burned this down), MI Posts: 1,193	KRL __________________ don't rent the top room at the Luxor ______________________ Debbie Nomad's Evil Hobby

01-30-2004, 05:42 PM	#22
powerbubba Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 358	I was in the same boat as Debbie, and agree with the assessment that it must be some idiots with too much money and not enough brains to pay for this stuff. It's also a little depressing. I was looking for a forum of peers, who participate to learn and give. But posting for posting sake, like it's a job, sucks big time. Reminds me of another forum where people have to post to get discounts on a script. I don't participate much because it makes me think they are only about posting, nothing else. Now it seems GFY may not be that different. It'd be nice if they (Lensman) actually banned the practice all together. __________________ GreatGirls.com [email protected] CrowsCrypt.com - Exclusive High Quality Goth www.crowscrypt.com

01-30-2004, 05:45 PM	#24
madsender Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 211	If the Sig Whores on the board pay me 100 G's then I won't release the rest of the secrets of Sig Whoring thus saturating the market and killing your booming buisiness. Think it over.. __________________ Is your sponser doing these kind of numbers for you?

01-30-2004, 05:53 PM	#26
debbieN Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: FL, NC(I burned this down), MI Posts: 1,193	madsender - very funny. terrorist. powerbubba - yeah it is hard to ever get good answers to some questions. But, can you blame anyone for not sharing their hard found tricks to being sucessful it if meant that you would be cutting your throat. Should we start a thead for all webmistress to show their pups too? __________________ don't rent the top room at the Luxor ______________________ Debbie Nomad's Evil Hobby