I suck at GTA: Vice City - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 01-30-2004, 06:44 PM

Suck suck SUCK I tell you.

I take that phone call where the guy tells you to kill his wife with your car, so I steal a nice camaro and go after her. I slam her rear end (hard) and she takes off...... DAMN can that bitch drive. I'm playing with just my keyboard so I'm driving through busy city streets with just my direction keys for steering.... hitting light poles, knocking pedestrians to the moon..... I almost had her too, got her car jammed between a building and a knocked-over light pole. Then I rammed her again (hard) but only served to knock her loose. Away she went again...... while my own car burst into flames and blew up.

I've tried like 5 times to crunch this guy's bitch wife with no success. God I suck.

tiramos · 01-30-2004, 06:45 PM

block · 01-30-2004, 06:46 PM

haha that's probably one of the easier missions too :D

Use a car that can take more hits then a Camaro though is my advice and you could try shooting her car up a bit with an uzi.

CDSmith · 01-30-2004, 06:46 PM

I just want to hit somebody. (hard)

Pete · 01-30-2004, 06:46 PM

I never played that game but it looks totally awesome. I should get it.

block · 01-30-2004, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by Pete
I never played that game but it looks totally awesome. I should get it.

Yep definately get it. Best game I've bought in a long time.

I bought Soul Calibur 2 for gamecube it's really good, but better for multiplayer.

CDSmith · 01-30-2004, 06:47 PM

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Originally posted by block
Use a car that can take more hits then a Camaro though is my advice and you could try shooting her car up a bit with an uzi.

How do you shoot from a vehicle? If I have to stop and get out in order to shoot at her she'd be long gone.

God I hate that bitch. Why won't she let me kill her??

block · 01-30-2004, 06:49 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
How do you shoot from a vehicle? If I have to stop and get out in order to shoot at her she'd be long gone.

God I hate that bitch. Why won't she let me kill her??

Not sure in the pc version, but if you have an uzi if you use the camera angle where you're looking left you can shoot out of your car.

Also you can shoot straight ahead on motorcycles too, it's great for some missions.

nathan_f · 01-30-2004, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
How do you shoot from a vehicle? If I have to stop and get out in order to shoot at her she'd be long gone.

God I hate that bitch. Why won't she let me kill her??

You cant use weapons for that mission, it has to look like an accident. When chasing her, use the manuver the cops do, hit the back of her car behind the rear wheel with the corner of your car putting her into a spin.

Reverse into her for some damage, and try to block her making her drive into walls etc..

As soon as she catches fire, drive away fast.

CDSmith · 01-30-2004, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by block
Not sure in the pc version, but if you have an uzi if you use the camera angle where you're looking left you can shoot out of your car.

Also you can shoot straight ahead on motorcycles too, it's great for some missions.

I didn't think about it from a car in this case, because the instructions say I have to make it look like a car accident. What would the cops think when they find her car shot full of holes?

Hell, I'm gonna try it anyway..... at this point I just want to shoot that bitch. She drives like Dale fucking Earnhardt.

Berner · 01-30-2004, 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
How do you shoot from a vehicle? If I have to stop and get out in order to shoot at her she'd be long gone.

God I hate that bitch. Why won't she let me kill her??

Just check your control settings for the key that gives you the look from the left or the right from your car(when your on the drivers seat).
Then you should be able to shoot with your uzi when your driving next to her!!

GTS Mark · 01-30-2004, 06:53 PM

Shit that mission is easy, the one where you have to go shoot out the windows in the mall and then get back to your estate, is still beating the shit out of me. I have probably spent 6 hours trying to beat it

DH

block · 01-30-2004, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by nathan_f

You cant use weapons for that mission, it has to look like an accident. When chasing her, use the manuver the cops do, hit the back of her car behind the rear wheel with the corner of your car putting her into a spin.

Reverse into her for some damage, and try to block her making her drive into walls etc..

As soon as she catches fire, drive away fast.

Nice advice, I can't remember the exact missions anymore been way too long since I did them.

CDSmith · 01-30-2004, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by DrinkingHard
Shit that mission is easy

You fuckers saying that aren't helping.

ha ha. cut me some slack, I just bougth the game a few days ago. I don't even know wft I'm doing yet.

Like that mission where you go to watch over some transaction in an alley, then you have to shoot a bunch of fuckers with some wicked ak-47-like gun.... then two guys on dirt bikes take off with the money and you have to chase one of them. By the time I run my ass over to the fallen dirtbike and get set to chase, I always get "MISSION FAILED".

this has happened so many times I'm surprised the game doesn't say "loser" below that mission failed bullshit.

I SUCK!!!

tiramos · 01-30-2004, 07:00 PM

Why let a game bother you so much?

You sound distressed, but just my

CDSmith · 01-30-2004, 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by tiramos
Why let a game bother you so much?

You sound distressed, but just my

You want a punch in the mouth? C'MERE.

CDSmith · 01-30-2004, 07:03 PM

I just saw this road sign in the game after the bitch got away for the 10th time...

<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/avatar1.gif">

valley hina · 01-30-2004, 07:04 PM

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<img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/avatar1.gif">

funny pic

WiredGuy · 01-30-2004, 07:14 PM

You're playing on keyboard so your gonna have to lookup the controls. On a PS/2 you press R1/L1 to do a drive by shooting where you can drive and use the uzi. This mission takes 10 seconds with a drive by shooting.

WG

CDSmith · 01-30-2004, 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
You're playing on keyboard so your gonna have to lookup the controls. On a PS/2 you press R1/L1 to do a drive by shooting where you can drive and use the uzi. This mission takes 10 seconds with a drive by shooting.

WG

Yup, I have to figure out what all the control buttons are and what they're for. I wish this game wasn't so hard to save. It would be nice to save right before you run into trouble, then just reload when you fuck up.

GonePhishing · 01-30-2004, 07:22 PM

I don't really play the game seriously. I just like beating ramdom characters up and then running from the law.

qwe · 01-30-2004, 07:23 PM

u have to take a nice jeep which can take alot of beating, don't take cars... i can't pass fucking mission where you have to fly a fucking helicopter which is hard due to it's control...

CDSmith · 01-30-2004, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by GonePhishing
I don't really play the game seriously. I just like beating ramdom characters up and then running from the law.

I KNOW, isn't that great? I love when I'm running down the street and someone is walking ahead of me and as I run past them I shoot out an elbow and knock them flying. I smacked this one fat guy and knocked him into the street and he got run over by an SUV.... lol.

This game is a good outlet for the sadist in all of us. :D

block · 01-30-2004, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
I KNOW, isn't that great? I love when I'm running down the street and someone is walking ahead of me and as I run past them I shoot out an elbow and knock them flying. I smacked this one fat guy and knocked him into the street and he got run over by an SUV.... lol.

This game is a good outlet for the sadist in all of us. :D

hahaha

Yeah definately its so much fun just to screw around in the game. Me and my buddies used to have a contest to see what wanted level we could get and if we could steal the tank when the army came after us :D

Slick · 01-30-2004, 07:32 PM

Wait until you get to that mission where you have to use a remote controlled helicoptor to drop explosives at that construction site building, that's VERY tedious on a keyboard.

JDog · 01-30-2004, 07:32 PM

Another tip would be to slam her with the side of your car, so you're not doin too much damage to your front end ;)

jDoG

CDSmith · 01-30-2004, 07:35 PM

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Originally posted by Slick
Wait until you get to that mission where you have to use a remote controlled helicoptor to drop explosives at that construction site building, that's VERY tedious on a keyboard.

I can see I'm going to be trapped in this Vice City for a year before I win the game.

What the hell kind of controller do I buy??

CDSmith · 01-30-2004, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by JDog
Another tip would be to slam her with the side of your car, so you're not doin too much damage to your front end ;)

Why is there no 4WD snowplows with lambo engines in them when you need one????

01-30-2004, 06:44 PM	#1
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I suck at GTA: Vice City Suck suck SUCK I tell you. I take that phone call where the guy tells you to kill his wife with your car, so I steal a nice camaro and go after her. I slam her rear end (hard) and she takes off...... DAMN can that bitch drive. I'm playing with just my keyboard so I'm driving through busy city streets with just my direction keys for steering.... hitting light poles, knocking pedestrians to the moon..... I almost had her too, got her car jammed between a building and a knocked-over light pole. Then I rammed her again (hard) but only served to knock her loose. Away she went again...... while my own car burst into flames and blew up. I've tried like 5 times to crunch this guy's bitch wife with no success. God I suck. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

01-30-2004, 06:46 PM	#3
block Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Winnipeg, Canada - cough check sig cough Posts: 1,258	haha that's probably one of the easier missions too :D Use a car that can take more hits then a Camaro though is my advice and you could try shooting her car up a bit with an uzi. __________________ ICQ - 19961769

01-30-2004, 06:46 PM	#4
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I just want to hit somebody. (hard) __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

01-30-2004, 06:46 PM	#5
Pete Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Mr. Rogers Neighborhood Posts: 6,617	I never played that game but it looks totally awesome. I should get it. __________________ Evoke Electronics

01-30-2004, 07:03 PM	#17
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I just saw this road sign in the game after the bitch got away for the 10th time... <img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/avatar1.gif"> __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

01-30-2004, 06:45 PM	#2
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01-30-2004, 06:53 PM	#12
GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	Shit that mission is easy, the one where you have to go shoot out the windows in the mall and then get back to your estate, is still beating the shit out of me. I have probably spent 6 hours trying to beat it DH

01-30-2004, 07:00 PM	#15
tiramos Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 437	Why let a game bother you so much? You sound distressed, but just my

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WiredGuy Pounding Googlebot Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 34,482	You're playing on keyboard so your gonna have to lookup the controls. On a PS/2 you press R1/L1 to do a drive by shooting where you can drive and use the uzi. This mission takes 10 seconds with a drive by shooting. WG __________________ I play with Google.

01-30-2004, 07:22 PM	#21
GonePhishing Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Blah Posts: 2,474	I don't really play the game seriously. I just like beating ramdom characters up and then running from the law. __________________ If Biff Fucks My Mom... I Might Never Be Born...

01-30-2004, 07:23 PM	#22
qwe Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,109	u have to take a nice jeep which can take alot of beating, don't take cars... i can't pass fucking mission where you have to fly a fucking helicopter which is hard due to it's control...

01-30-2004, 07:32 PM	#25
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	Wait until you get to that mission where you have to use a remote controlled helicoptor to drop explosives at that construction site building, that's VERY tedious on a keyboard.

01-30-2004, 07:32 PM	#26
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