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pamphage 01-30-2004 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff
I recently fell in love with this wonderful girl who's 20 (I am 32). Anyway, we've been living together for about a month, and everything has been going well. I usually wake in the morning to her giving me head or rubbing on my cock to get me hard so I'll have morning sex with her. After sex, I'll hop in the shower and she'll have a hot breakfast waiting for me when I get out.

I spend all day at work, which sucks, but whatever, right? It pays the bills. She sends me IMs all the time while I'm working, telling me how much she loves me and misses me and all the things she's gonna do to me when I get home. It helps me pass the time.

When I get home, she has dinner ready, unless we had plans to go out to eat. Either way, we fuck or make love or whatever, then we get on our computers and play Desert Combat online and teamkill a bunch of pussies. This usually gets her worked up, so we go fuck again or she just gives me head. She loves going down on me -- it makes her really wet.

ANYWAY, yeah, things are good, but I really want to do a 3some. I know she likes girls, but she's worried about bringing girls home, because she thinks she might get jealous.

I think she's being a selfish bitch. Should I leave her???

Here are a couple of pictures of her (us):

http://askbuff.com/pics/mcl.jpg

http://askbuff.com/pics/m&c.jpg

Opinions please?

Buff

you are kinda like the anglo-saxon version of Lawrence Conner huh?

ThunderBalls 01-30-2004 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fluid of Fuck Me
I say dump her, if she's so upset cause you want to bring other men into the bedroom, well you don't need that noise.
Thats pretty damn funny :1orglaugh

421Fill 01-30-2004 03:34 PM

:uhoh

genomega 01-30-2004 03:35 PM

She is 20 and you are 32?

Count your blessings.

:Graucho

Doctor Dre 01-30-2004 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heywood Jablome
Make her think that the threesome is HER idea. I am correct in assuming that you are smarter than her, right?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

What makes you say that ? the look of the guy ?

jerseygirls 01-30-2004 03:39 PM

Be happy that you have a horny girl friend.

Not many chicks are goona play video games and fuck you all the time.

Count your blessings.

jmelyn 01-30-2004 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by overlord
Outside of the fact that you should be happy with what you have, and that she is even considering it...

Guys who push their women, when they are "thinking" about trying things with other girls and/or swinging, almost always make the women say "no" forever. She'll think all you want is to fuck her friends. Guys that let their women make the call when it comes to extra people in the bedroom reap all the rewards! :thumbsup

Couldn't have been said better :winkwink: Don't be so selfish

ztik 01-30-2004 03:40 PM

I'll trade you a lexus for her.

He'll i'll even throw in my g/f for free, she'll do 3 sums. But won't cook you shit, and there is no way you will catch her ass cleaning or messaging you.

Buff 01-30-2004 03:47 PM

This is fucking funny.

Ok, relax people, I am not dumping her. I am lucky to be living with such a beautiful, intelligent, thoughtful, considerate, attentive, 20 year old angel and I am just playing about the 3some thing -- she'd do it if I asked her to.

pamphage 01-30-2004 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff
This is fucking funny.

Ok, relax people, I am not dumping her. I am lucky to be living with such a beautiful, intelligent, thoughtful, considerate, attentive, 20 year old angel and I am just playing about the 3some thing -- she'd do it if I asked her to.

thank god you're not as dumb as your goofy, gaping grin would suggest

gregtx 01-30-2004 03:49 PM

just don't put a ring on her finger.. its like cryptonite..

if causes them to stop giving head and other womanly duties :winkwink:

Buff 01-30-2004 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pamphage


thank god you're not as dumb as your goofy, gaping grin would suggest

Oh, I am that dumb -- but I'm not crazy.

Buff 01-30-2004 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gregtx
just don't put a ring on her finger.. its like cryptonite..

if causes them to stop giving head and other womanly duties :winkwink:

... too late!

But I did tell her I was waiting for the other shoe to drop (no woman is that perfect, right?) -- I asked her how long this amazing treatment goes on before she turns into Bitchgirl.

She said that's just how she is and to get used to the great treatment, because I will be getting it until death do us part!

So I figure she plans to poison me soon. :Graucho

tranza 01-30-2004 03:53 PM

Leave her....

mpulse 01-30-2004 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff



She said that's just how she is and to get used to the great treatment, because I will be getting it until death do us part!


Remember those words and record it...because I hear the whistling in the air of the bomb that's about to hit your house! :warning

Buff 01-30-2004 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mpulse


Remember those words and record it...because I hear the whistling in the air of the bomb that's about to hit your house! :warning

hahahaha

irishfury 01-30-2004 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heywood Jablome
Make her think that the threesome is HER idea. I am correct in assuming that you are smarter than her, right?
You did read his post didn't you I think that's all the info you need to draw a conclusion.

BradShaw 01-30-2004 05:11 PM

Buff, enjoy it while it lasts. The sex, cooking, cleaning, etc.

When is the wedding?

RWJC Consulting 01-30-2004 07:27 PM

Buff,

Looks like U have a good thing goin...don't ruin it. Since most/all men have the silly fantacy of 2 women when it really is not all it's cut out to be (at least with a serious partner)...think, twice the biching/moaning haha and bills;). I thought it was all cool them fucking aroung while I was working, kinda turned me on. On every occasion I was in a 3 some I have yet to have a positive ending. Lost one from the jelousy thing, lost another from our sex lives not being as good without the third party (my bad, got too greedy), I think one turned lezbo...still waiting on the results. Good for her though..takes expierience to find one's path.

Moral of the story is that letting another person in your bed complicates things emensly. Best advice 2 u bro is that if u want to partake in a 3some is do it on an hourly rate. Test with strangers, see how the water feels. Does your perfomance have some stamina? U may find that u are unable to handle 2 women and find yourself jellous on the sideline. OK it may have happened once or twice. But they won't stop when u finish and I'll tell ya it aint easy controling him (Mr. Winkey) when 2 fine women are fightin for the load.

If u turn the pages too fast they may rip. You can't rush to the next chapter as each unfolds a new plot. What I'm saying is stick with the story and see where it takes you. She may soon want do this for u. Don't push your fanticies upon her especially when it involves another. If need be seek your fullfilment elsewhere and see if that is what u want to bring home. It takes a very mature mind to do what u are proposing to her. 32-20...Make or break my friend. It's not that easy to find a new gem like the one u got, and when u have a good thing I'm sure the next one won't wanna change or fuck with your relationship either.

Keep us posted on your thoughts and any turn of events.



:2 cents:

all the best,

CM

chodadog 01-30-2004 08:05 PM

:1orglaugh

Peaches 01-30-2004 08:11 PM

Buff, you have to realize that her main problem with the 3some is that you insist on it being you, Brad and Billy while she's forced to watch. I'm sure if you asked her for something she'd actually be involved in, you might get a different response. :)

kowntafit 01-30-2004 09:50 PM

Man I think your crazy if you leave her.:2 cents:

Vitasoy 01-30-2004 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kowntafit
Man I think your crazy if you leave her.:2 cents:
I agree, shes such a hottie

WankTank 01-30-2004 10:00 PM

No no no no no
shes hot
keep her.

looky_lou 01-30-2004 10:12 PM

Ask her if she does foursomes. Then call me:Graucho

ytcracker 01-30-2004 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BradShaw
Buff, enjoy it while it lasts. The sex, cooking, cleaning, etc.

When is the wedding?

amen

Shortbread 01-30-2004 10:19 PM

You are a loser and don't deserve to be treated that well. You look like a trannie too! She should dump you for even considering dumping her for such a stupid thing

Paul Markham 01-30-2004 11:21 PM

Am I the only one who thinks this complete BS?

If this nerd had a girlfriend he would be over the moon, especially one that is into so many things he like.

Buff
Stop posting your daydreams.

maxdaname 01-30-2004 11:40 PM

tell her: "If u REALLY love me, you'll do the 3some"

Paul Waters 01-30-2004 11:47 PM

She's a foreigner looking to get married so she can stay in the US, right?

digifan 01-31-2004 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff
I recently fell in love with this wonderful girl who's 20 (I am 32). Anyway, we've been living together for about a month, and everything has been going well. I usually wake in the morning to her giving me head or rubbing on my cock to get me hard so I'll have morning sex with her. After sex, I'll hop in the shower and she'll have a hot breakfast waiting for me when I get out.

I spend all day at work, which sucks, but whatever, right? It pays the bills. She sends me IMs all the time while I'm working, telling me how much she loves me and misses me and all the things she's gonna do to me when I get home. It helps me pass the time.

When I get home, she has dinner ready, unless we had plans to go out to eat. Either way, we fuck or make love or whatever, then we get on our computers and play Desert Combat online and teamkill a bunch of pussies. This usually gets her worked up, so we go fuck again or she just gives me head. She loves going down on me -- it makes her really wet.

ANYWAY, yeah, things are good, but I really want to do a 3some. I know she likes girls, but she's worried about bringing girls home, because she thinks she might get jealous.

I think she's being a selfish bitch. Should I leave her???

Here are a couple of pictures of her (us):

http://askbuff.com/pics/mcl.jpg

http://askbuff.com/pics/m&c.jpg

Opinions please?

Buff

You are so stupid...
:2 cents:

AaronM 01-31-2004 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff
I recently fell in love with this wonderful girl who's 20 (I am 32). Anyway, we've been living together for about a month, and everything has been going well. I usually wake in the morning to her giving me head or rubbing on my cock to get me hard so I'll have morning sex with her. After sex, I'll hop in the shower and she'll have a hot breakfast waiting for me when I get out.

I spend all day at work, which sucks, but whatever, right? It pays the bills. She sends me IMs all the time while I'm working, telling me how much she loves me and misses me and all the things she's gonna do to me when I get home. It helps me pass the time.

When I get home, she has dinner ready, unless we had plans to go out to eat. Either way, we fuck or make love or whatever, then we get on our computers and play Desert Combat online and teamkill a bunch of pussies. This usually gets her worked up, so we go fuck again or she just gives me head. She loves going down on me -- it makes her really wet.

ANYWAY, yeah, things are good, but I really want to do a 3some. I know she likes girls, but she's worried about bringing girls home, because she thinks she might get jealous.

I think she's being a selfish bitch. Should I leave her???

Here are a couple of pictures of her (us):

http://askbuff.com/pics/mcl.jpg

http://askbuff.com/pics/m&c.jpg

Opinions please?

Buff


IF this is a serious thread....Then you are one of the biggest fucking idiots I have EVER seen post here.


EVER

4Pics 01-31-2004 12:27 AM

Is that your sister or cousin? Cause she is way to hot for you (unless you have loads of cash)

shepherd 01-31-2004 12:28 AM

That red strip on her right hand looks like a college fuckfest entry pass :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Rice_Master 01-31-2004 12:31 AM

Dude get real! She's way too good for you, so just be damn happy about that, I have no idea why you're thinking the way you do right now. I'm just gonna sit here and wait till she leaves you, then you'll make another post and cry about it.

shepherd 01-31-2004 12:31 AM

Bw, love your blog site !
http://markmateo.com/

pink_in_the_middle 01-31-2004 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RWJC Consulting
Buff,

Looks like U have a good thing goin...don't ruin it. Since most/all men have the silly fantacy of 2 women when it really is not all it's cut out to be (at least with a serious partner)...think, twice the biching/moaning haha and bills;). I thought it was all cool them fucking aroung while I was working, kinda turned me on. On every occasion I was in a 3 some I have yet to have a positive ending. Lost one from the jelousy thing, lost another from our sex lives not being as good without the third party (my bad, got too greedy), I think one turned lezbo...still waiting on the results. Good for her though..takes expierience to find one's path.

Moral of the story is that letting another person in your bed complicates things emensly. Best advice 2 u bro is that if u want to partake in a 3some is do it on an hourly rate. Test with strangers, see how the water feels. Does your perfomance have some stamina? U may find that u are unable to handle 2 women and find yourself jellous on the sideline. OK it may have happened once or twice. But they won't stop when u finish and I'll tell ya it aint easy controling him (Mr. Winkey) when 2 fine women are fightin for the load.

If u turn the pages too fast they may rip. You can't rush to the next chapter as each unfolds a new plot. What I'm saying is stick with the story and see where it takes you. She may soon want do this for u. Don't push your fanticies upon her especially when it involves another. If need be seek your fullfilment elsewhere and see if that is what u want to bring home. It takes a very mature mind to do what u are proposing to her. 32-20...Make or break my friend. It's not that easy to find a new gem like the one u got, and when u have a good thing I'm sure the next one won't wanna change or fuck with your relationship either.

Keep us posted on your thoughts and any turn of events.



:2 cents:

all the best,

CM

Shit I missed Jerry Springer!!!!

Buff 01-31-2004 12:33 AM

Obviously many of you feel inadequate, and rightly so. See, most of you suck, but I fucking rule. Most of you are pay-per-post, public "school" graduates who piss what little money you make away on pot.

But what is really funny is how many of you took this post seriously when the body of the text was in obvious contradiction to the conclusion. Serge is right -- 80% of you are morons.

Buff 01-31-2004 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by shepherd
Bw, love your blog site !
http://markmateo.com/

Thanks!

YAYO 01-31-2004 12:38 AM

You should get rid of her because she's using you for money, Not because she wont have a 3some :1orglaugh

YAYO 01-31-2004 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
Lets do a gang bang on her............ I will be in town for Mardi Gas !
Hahaha, I like the way you think:thumbsup

wild-cat 01-31-2004 01:11 AM

lol thats really what you think? im glad:mad: to here about that cause i like girls to!
but i'm not shur if i want to see another woman touch and taste the thing that is most precious to me.
you guys don't fuck a girl that you don't find good looking so.
im scared to! to see the desir in the eyes of my b/f but for another women than me , and what happens if i do get jealous, it will fuck up every thing with my man 4 what.
so im totally with her to be scared,
and its normal.
if you truly care for the person your with, your gonna ask your self question for shur if you want to share your love with someone else.


so if you do leave her your an asshole:ak47: and you don't deserve her

ThunderBalls 01-31-2004 02:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Buff
Obviously many of you feel inadequate, and rightly so. See, most of you suck, but I fucking rule. Most of you are pay-per-post, public "school" graduates who piss what little money you make away on pot.

But what is really funny is how many of you took this post seriously when the body of the text was in obvious contradiction to the conclusion. Serge is right -- 80% of you are morons.


Thats funny coming from someone who either:

A: Puts a picture on a board with some girl claiming to be his girlfriend when in reality she is not.

or,

B: She really is your girlfriend and you feel so insecure about yourself that you feel a need to put her picture on here in a feeble attempt to impress people you don't even know.

Either way YOU are the inadequate and insecure one.

huey 01-31-2004 02:44 AM

Dude dump her and I will take care of her for you.

ServerMaze-Patrik 01-31-2004 03:10 AM

DAH!! :helpme

that's one of the most beutiful girls I have EVER seen...
If the things you say is true, I would definatly stay as long as I could!!

Kicker 01-31-2004 03:25 AM

Nice girl!

http://www.500gays.com/jokes/6.jpg

CashGordon 01-31-2004 03:45 AM

It's hard to find a nice girl like this, so behave her but I know that it's hard to be with one girl always.

myjah 01-31-2004 03:48 AM

um, no. most men never have it as good as it sounds like you do.

Lykos 01-31-2004 06:42 AM

Let her do it and then show us some pics:Graucho

shermo 01-31-2004 06:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dugmor
Lets do a gang bang on her............ I will be in town for Mardi Gas !
What the fuck is Mardi GAS ? :1orglaugh

Buff... You really ought to dump her and send her in this direction. My GF and I will teach her to love threesomes and we'll send her right back. Deal? :Graucho


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